YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!

YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
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when u jerk off live in front of 20,000 children
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Be 35 yr old Virgin through various reasons mainly being overweight, socially awkward and having a small dick. After years on here I develop a trap fetish, decide that I'm too embarrassed about my small dick and body too visit a female escort so I'll try a trap escort. At least this way even if my babby cock won't do, at least I can get off from my getting my prostrate rammed, (Every holes a goal even if it's mine getting cooked). As I said socially awkward awkward to fuck so trying to arrange it was a nightmare, eventually find a 10/10 say fuck it and arrange to go round after work. Eventually find her apartment after driving around for ages and go knock on her door all the while sweating like a rapist, she tells me to relax and strip off and lie on the bed, she gets naked and starts to rub my cock outside my underwear, 3 seconds at the most and I've shot my muck. I feel like shit and start to realise I'm potentially going to get bummed and I freak out and leave.

Tldr. paid a trap, albeit a beautiful one good money to basically make me Cum in my boxers.

>future feminist
>non fat women support feminism unironically

lrn2greentext newfag

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>no one is posting in my shitty thread
>I'll post this

>it's not hard.
Learn to fuck off.

Cheched

when u fuck ponies irl
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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.

I can actually see those ponies crying inside

With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of Sup Forums: Population >9000

Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in Sup Forums
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the Sup Forumsro's, stains their veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...

who? what?

Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

typical swedish

This shit is painful
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down syndrome hentai
seriously
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no fucking way this is real
please tell me its fake.

in the guys other videos he straight up fucks them, straps horse cock dildos to them, suck and gets fucked by the dildos while his fat, literally retarded sister pees on his face

Bullshit

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Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

hahAHAHAH the absolute madman

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fuck

when foreign girls try talking dirty in english
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>never go commando

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You got a sauce for that?