Last night

>last night
>hanging out with this girl and a few other friends
>I get crossfaded as fuck (drunk and high), they all just get a little high
>other friends end up passing out
>its just me and girl on couch
>she wanted to watch a scary movie
>put on V/H/S (I forgot how many sex scenes were in that movie
>we end up briefly making out twice during the movie
>I was a kissless virgin up until that moment
>had no idea what I was doing
>could tell she was losing interest
>this morning she texted me, saying she was confused about some things
>tells me she didn't think she got my best kiss
>I salvage the situation by blaming it on my inebriated state, which I think is half true looking back on it
>tell her we'll just have to leave things a mystery until she comes back from her trip she leaves for next week

tl'dr I have two weeks to learn how to become an amazing kisser with no girl to practice on.

WHAT DO Sup Forums? THIS IS THE FARTHEST IVE EVER GOTTEN AND IM SO FUCKING CLOSE TO MAKING IT

WHAT
DO?

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watch more porn
practice on waifu
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Practice on a Holy Bible

I can't practice on 2D, they don't respond back, and I thought "learning from porn" was an awful idea because it doesn't reflect reality?

well what else are u going to do
u could make a friend and his gf kiss infront of you as you study their movements, but you arent going to do that are you
the porn can be softcore, and im pretty sure there are vids of people kissing on social media

So I should just study regular people kissing then?

Have soft lips, don't open your mouth too far, and don't be too aggressive. Don't be a little bitch either. Hold her tight and keep a hand on her head or back of her neck. Bitches love that shit,

You gotta hold her head, pretend it's a jar of coins and you're looking for a loonie.

i mean, it probably wont help but if it makes u feel more confident, sure

If shit gets heated remember to go for neck kisses

makes them go wild

I wanted to try holding her neck, but it was at a weird angle and I was trying to keep my head from moving in circles the whole time. That seems like a good idea though.

What do you suggest?

>google escorts
>hire a well reviewed one
>tell her you're a kissless virgin and ask her to show you the ropes

Pretty easy

youtube.com/watch?v=mjokznAUg9U

Before I had kissed a girl I watched this and she thought I was a whore because of how good I was. Just watch bullshit like this.

Seriously, if you end up kissing, gently brush her cheek wih your hand either during or if you're brave enough, right after while looking into her eyes. Tell her she's pretty. She'll melt.

pay a whore to practice with you

you're a faggot.

dude, if u kiss and go wrong, and u know it, just say that u dont kiss along time ago, say sry
and then continue kissing and imitate wt she is doing

Wrong, I get laid by women.

Just brush your teeth beforehand n use mouth wash. Okay faggot?!

this
one time my "girl" tuna fish, her breath smell like dick

The trick to kissing is not doing anything.
Just open your mouth a bit and kiss her lower lip. Add in some sucking and biting and move to her upper lip from time to time.

If she starts to push her tounge in you ignore it. You are the one leading not her.
After a good minutes of slow kissing add start touching her with your hands in all kinds of places. Continue this for a good few minutes leading and teasing her on. Then when she least expects it shove in your tounge and enjoy.

You should be leading and taking control thats the main point.

eat* tuna fish

I was contemplating something like this actually. Wouldn't they just tell me what I want to hear though?

I can't do that, that makes me look like a beta. I'm intimidated enough as it is, she's almost 8 years older than I am.

Get a prostitute and learn by kissing her.

Are jew retarded?
The first time I kissed I did a great job and was known as a great kisser by the bitch's friends.
>Open mouth, get close
>Make out without tongue for a bit
>Slowly stick tongue inside her mouth and massage her tongue with it
>Don't drool like a nigger, control your saliva output with your lips

dude, if u are kissing wong just do one thing, start kissing the neck, then boobs, until u reach the pussy, that u know how to kiss from the porn u watch

I think that's what threw me off. It seemed like she was taking the lead and I couldn't keep up because I was so fucked up. I tried to get control but it wasn't working.

watching porn IS NOT the solution.
Do that and you re absolutely fucked, just watch videos about kissing on the net, it's not that hard

Omg never eat tuna before wtf is wrong with you

>I was contemplating something like this actually. Wouldn't they just tell me what I want to hear though?

That's why you find a well reviewed genuine escort. Tell her your situation beforehand and if she is actually professional and not just a whore you'll be in good hands.

i did that to him, see the post before, i just mistake writing

Lmao

If she leaves In a week why aren't you kissing her today?

Ahh, the fun of youth...

Let me give you some sage advice, young son.

Find another girl you like in the next few days (you have some time). Put her in the Friend Zone, i.e. ask her if you can ask her a question "as a friend"...

Tell her the story you told here, and ask HER if she can tell you the best way a girl likes to be kissed. Women love movies, and this will be her clue to kiss you.

You will profit. Trust me. If it doesn't work with one girl, try another until you get one that will want to compete with the girl you kissed already. Women love nothing more than taking from other women.

Report back what happens.

i have been shitting all day. i think i took 5 shits. and i threw up this morning good luck op dont call me a fuckin lier

Damn it OP, I'll help you out for once.

-Keep it gentle
-Don't go fast, take your time don't be retarded about it
-Match her lip movements but slowly entice her to open her mouth
-Don't just jam your tongue in her throat
-Coax her lips a little bit with your tongue until you feel the same back
-Stroke the tip of her tongue with your tongue
-Never go full tongue, this isn't a blowjob

And always have your hand somewhere arounf her head, either the side of her neck, back of her head at the base or if you're standing up, around her waist holding her close to you.

Next time just relax. Fake confidence if you dont have it. Make sure you are the one to initiate the kiss. Just take it slow and enjoy yourself. Taking your time in foreplay is a must.

yes pls

Hire a prostitute to practice.

when she comes back and is ready to fuck tell her you are virgin, she will find out after seeing how little you lasted.She will be glad with the thought of devirginizing you rather than just guessing you are shit at fucking

Excellent points, user.

If you want her to get a bit wet, gently grab her hair at the back and pull a bit. She will arch her neck, which is when you move down and kiss it.

Hell, do that to 35 year old women and they will gush like Ol' Faithful... kek.

>devirginising

Uhh, just tell her you're a virgin and tell her to lead. She will probably figure it out anyways.

I don't think women care unless they are complete cunts, at least from my experience.

I want to but I just saw her last night, and I stayed over until 6 am. I don't know if she wants to meet up again tonight so soon. I want to, but I don't want to come across as desperate.

You mean like a jealousy thing? I may have a girl or two I could try that out on, but I'd have to get them a little drunk first so they're more playful.

That is what I think I was trying to do, I was trying to soft and slow, but it was so hard to focus, the moment just sort of happened.

That seems like a bad idea. I have always been told constantly on this site to never reveal that i'm a virgin and to fake it until I make it.

Exactly. The key to women is to not be in such a rush to fuck 'em. In fact, you can torture them by taking your time. By the time you're ready, if you do it right, they are in heat like a Klingon Sex Monster...

This is not entirely true. Not everyone busts a nut instantly the first time they have sex, in fact i lost my virginity 2 weeks ago, and didnt even cum until the 3rd time i fucked her.
Girls do love taking your virginity, that much is true, but honestly, as long as you give her some hard dick it will feel good to her. Just relax, and open your fucking mind, do not think about pleasing her, because you are there to please yourself.

Ask your sister if you have one. It's how I did it. If you don't have a sister, ask your mother. Your family is there to support you and help you grow as a person, if you need to learn how to be a good kisser, they'll be more than happy to help.

>That seems like a bad idea. I have always been told constantly on this site to never reveal that i'm a virgin and to fake it until I make it.

>living your life based on internet memes

good job dude, make sure you tip your fedora to her next time shes over

ps: no one cares that youre a virgin

find a cheap brass instrument and work on your embouchure that should help

Key point, OP - All women are in competition with all other women. About virtually everything.

A woman who would normally want nothing to do with you will suddenly find her interest piqued when she realizes some other female wants you. It is in their very nature. I don't know why.

Ask any guy who is married. Once you transition to a "married man" women suddenly start coming on to you that you never had before (unless you're a total troll, I guess). Of course, you're not then able to do anything about it, which is frustrating. That is why men cheat so much - girls see a guy that a woman "owns" and they want to take him away, like a cat with a mouse-toy...

Welcome to manhood. It's a lifetime avocation...

Listen, practice with a picture or something, close your eyes and use your imagination. Don't forget to caress her while doing so, run your hand in her hair softly and cup the back of her head lightly. Place your other hand on her love handle around her waist, be firm yet soft. If you're standing then get your body close to her and spread your shoulders apart, pump up your chest a bit bot not too much. Eventually get her over to a wall and press her up against it, remember, close body contact. Every once in a while kiss her on the neck and nibble her ear lightly. Exhale on her neck and behind the ear while firmly grasping her waist, chicks fucking love that shit. Every once in a while stop for a moment and look into her eyes, put a hand under her breast on her rib cage and work your hands around softly. Like I said user use your imagination, respond to the mood, caress her face lightly, massage her scalp, not literally but while you're making out just run your hands all over her except her private parts until the time is right. You can probably stick your hand in her back pocket to grasp her ass to pull her closer to you, but use your best judgement.

Godspeed OP

"This guy fucks!"

(Quote from Silicon Valley)

OP don't do this. I would have gotten laid so much sooner if I hadn't taken advice like this. Put your finger sideways in your mouth (like a dog holding a stick). Rest your lips on it. Squeeze your lips to push the finger out. Make out with your fingur a little and then do that to her lower lip. Or admit that you don't know what your doing, some of my favorite memories with my ex are of her teaching me how to kiss a girl. The student/teacher thing can be hot.

When you make-out just make sure you keep your eyes closed

Shit is creepy af if you're just staring at her

It's better to let her know you're a virgin.

If she thinks your shit at sex because she thinks you're NOT a virgin, she'll tell everyone you are a crap lay.

If she knows you're shit at sex because YOU ARE a virgin, she'll think it's cute and probably come back to teach you what she likes.

Remember, women don't care what you like bro, she'll teach and groom you to what she likes. At least that's what she'll think in her mind.

You'll just be getting mad puss.

Unless you want her to know you're in love. Women take the "gazing into the eyes while kissing" thing pretty literally as love.

This does not apply when she is blowing you - making her look you in the eye then is a sign of dominance, but that's a lesson for OP after he gets past this kiss thing. kek.

Hate to break it to you but thats the only option. And you alreadg are considering you are on b asking how to kiss a girl. Its not rocket science, you lean in and kiss her.

The student/teacher thing is the way to go. OP. I missed the part about her being 8 years older than you.

If you want shit to be cash, tell her that you are a total virgin, and that you want her to be your first.

Lay back, relax and profit. Snap some pix to share with your Sup Forumsro's.

> How many points can I put before people notice

Literally the first post ive made on this entire thread..

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I don't know this was a get thread

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Practice with your mother.

>find girl who is a good friend
>tell her the situation and ask if you can practice with her
>eventually you master kissing
>but then you accidentally fall in love with your friend
>she's loved you all along
>take her on the floor
>get married.

Okay faggot? It's not that hard

Is OP kill?

If you really suck ass, ask her to help you get better at it. Pretty clear cut. Say some shit like 'if you want my best kiss you might just have to tease it out of me' or whatever

Tell her. Then say y'all will need to practice. A lot. Then wink or some gay shit idk, this isn't that big of a deal