Guys, soccer is overrated anyways, most of the matches are boring and nothing happens

Guys, soccer is overrated anyways, most of the matches are boring and nothing happens...

We should play a proper sport; an E-sport that actually requires skill (I KICK BALL. I'M SO KEWL).

Super Smash Bros Melee requires real skill, is fast as fuck and has a lot of advanced techniques where our based Mayan genetics could help us flourish as a sport nation.

youtube.com/watch?v=4gh_dPPh78s

>implying any mexishits are good at Melee

Javi is your best player and he's ass compared to America's and Sweden's best.

>wanting to get rekt by another Chilean

>Vidya

Sup Forums is waiting for you.

I bet Isai and Mango have Mexican roots.

He plays Tr4sh. He may as well play soccer.

We are on ESPN, mate.

>mango

m8 there's no one more American than mango.

...

user, we start today. By next year there will be 7 mexican players in the top 10.

You just fucking wait.

It takes years of practice to not drown in pools at a regional. Mexican smashers aren't gonna come out of the woodwork like that.

Melee? In my Sup Forums? Yes please!

>years of practice

goddamn. Isn't this video game like 15 years old. You guys need to move on.

>unironically playing Memelee

Play a real fighting game, fuccboi

> 0

>pretend fighters
Party games don't belong here

mexico is god tier at tr4sh too

>2d fighters

Lmao get with the times ojii-san.
Only 90s kids remember that shit

I prefer to take hot tea if i wanted to sleep.

Smash bros is a 2d fighter.

Leffen>Armada>PPMD>Mang0>m2k>Hbox

They'll move on when they get a proper successor.

Isn't futbol like 2000 years old. When will people move on?

Inb4 party game

Smash bros is played on a 2d plane. Its literally a 2d fighter by definition.

How about a real fighting game?

I agree with you. The party game argument is the FGC autist's go-to argument against Melee.

>smash
>fighter
Pick one

Mango>m2k>PPMD>Armada>Leffen>Hbox

Hopefully Plup gets his Top 5 spot by the end of the year

SPORTS

>wants to play a fighting game
>its not KOF

VAYESE A LA VERGA

Is he the Mexico of Smash?

Mi B

>tfw comfy Melee discussion with your bros on Sup Forums
>only a couple of FaGCs trying to derail conversation

Who's your main, guys? I'm new to playing competitively and currently play Sheik.

I don't really play melee anymore, but I main Bowser and Yoshi on Sm4sh

same, my melee marth will rest for now, I am chilling with the tr4sh community now

I main Ganon. Tried to up the tiers with Peach, but my man the Gdorf is my homie, can't leave him

enjoy failing at playing weeaboo shit too.

tbqh I don't mind sm4sh too much and think the shitflinging between the two is a bit ridiculous.

I play a wide variety of characters in 4. If I had to power rank them it'd probably be as follows

1. Ness (captain flowchart)
2. Pikachu (should be focusing on him most)

mild gap

3. Mario (he's slipping since a guy in my sm4sh scene solo mains him, pushes my shit in, and uses the same skin)
4. Kirby (low tier-fu)

POWER GAP

5. Lucas
6. Villager
7. Dr. Mario
8. Cloud (token top tier)

POWER GAP

9. Bowser
10. Ganondorf (Only when I'm shitting on someone in for glory)

Get off Sup Forums fow

>muh arbitrary chains of button presses

melee is the only fighting game worth playing