Guys, soccer is overrated anyways, most of the matches are boring and nothing happens...
We should play a proper sport; an E-sport that actually requires skill (I KICK BALL. I'M SO KEWL).
Super Smash Bros Melee requires real skill, is fast as fuck and has a lot of advanced techniques where our based Mayan genetics could help us flourish as a sport nation.
youtube.com /watch?v=4gh_dPPh78s
June 18, 2016 - 14:35
>implying any mexishits are good at Melee
Javi is your best player and he's ass compared to America's and Sweden's best.
June 18, 2016 - 14:43
>wanting to get rekt by another Chilean
June 18, 2016 - 14:50
>Vidya
Sup Forums is waiting for you.
June 18, 2016 - 14:51
I bet Isai and Mango have Mexican roots.
He plays Tr4sh. He may as well play soccer.
We are on ESPN, mate.
June 18, 2016 - 14:53
>mango
m8 there's no one more American than mango.
June 18, 2016 - 14:57
user, we start today. By next year there will be 7 mexican players in the top 10.
You just fucking wait.
June 18, 2016 - 15:01
It takes years of practice to not drown in pools at a regional. Mexican smashers aren't gonna come out of the woodwork like that.
June 18, 2016 - 15:03
Melee? In my Sup Forums? Yes please!
June 18, 2016 - 15:04
>years of practice
goddamn. Isn't this video game like 15 years old. You guys need to move on.
June 18, 2016 - 15:05
>unironically playing Memelee
Play a real fighting game, fuccboi
June 18, 2016 - 15:05
>pretend fighters Party games don't belong here
June 18, 2016 - 15:06
mexico is god tier at tr4sh too
June 18, 2016 - 15:07
>2d fighters
Lmao get with the times ojii-san. Only 90s kids remember that shit
June 18, 2016 - 15:07
I prefer to take hot tea if i wanted to sleep.
June 18, 2016 - 15:08
Smash bros is a 2d fighter.
June 18, 2016 - 15:09
Leffen>Armada>PPMD>Mang0>m2k>Hbox
June 18, 2016 - 15:10
They'll move on when they get a proper successor.
June 18, 2016 - 15:12
Isn't futbol like 2000 years old. When will people move on?
June 18, 2016 - 15:13
Smash bros is played on a 2d plane. Its literally a 2d fighter by definition.
June 18, 2016 - 15:20
How about a real fighting game?
June 18, 2016 - 15:24
I agree with you. The party game argument is the FGC autist's go-to argument against Melee.
June 18, 2016 - 15:24
Mango>m2k>PPMD>Armada>Leffen>Hbox
Hopefully Plup gets his Top 5 spot by the end of the year
SPORTS
June 18, 2016 - 15:27
>wants to play a fighting game >its not KOF
VAYESE A LA VERGA
June 18, 2016 - 15:28
Is he the Mexico of Smash?
June 18, 2016 - 15:29
>tfw comfy Melee discussion with your bros on Sup Forums >only a couple of FaGCs trying to derail conversation
Who's your main, guys? I'm new to playing competitively and currently play Sheik.
June 18, 2016 - 15:40
I don't really play melee anymore, but I main Bowser and Yoshi on Sm4sh
June 18, 2016 - 15:41
same, my melee marth will rest for now, I am chilling with the tr4sh community now
June 18, 2016 - 15:42
I main Ganon. Tried to up the tiers with Peach, but my man the Gdorf is my homie, can't leave him
June 18, 2016 - 15:43
enjoy failing at playing weeaboo shit too.
June 18, 2016 - 15:47
tbqh I don't mind sm4sh too much and think the shitflinging between the two is a bit ridiculous.
I play a wide variety of characters in 4. If I had to power rank them it'd probably be as follows
1. Ness (captain flowchart) 2. Pikachu (should be focusing on him most)
mild gap
3. Mario (he's slipping since a guy in my sm4sh scene solo mains him, pushes my shit in, and uses the same skin) 4. Kirby (low tier-fu)
POWER GAP
5. Lucas 6. Villager 7. Dr. Mario 8. Cloud (token top tier)
POWER GAP
9. Bowser 10. Ganondorf (Only when I'm shitting on someone in for glory)
June 18, 2016 - 15:49
>muh arbitrary chains of button presses
melee is the only fighting game worth playing
June 18, 2016 - 15:59