Why the fuck is my tongue so gross. I clean it 3 times a day along with my teeth, and yet it is never pink...

Why the fuck is my tongue so gross. I clean it 3 times a day along with my teeth, and yet it is never pink. It gets all caked up, and I remove that, but then whatever I eat stains and sticks to my tongue. Its always a pale white, even if it doesn't have a coat on it.

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some people have those tongues with the long hair like things on them ill find a pic

>analingus

Stop eating so many sugary/carby things?

Stop eating dicks and see a doc

could be a problem with your stocmach/intestines or liver/gall bladder, should go see a doctor...

do you smoke?

lost

maybe it's because you're a shit eating faggot

My wife says you're a smoker that's plaque buildup. Get a tongue scraper and brush ur fucking nugget loving tongue u gross fgt

Also lay off of the nigger wangs u cuck

Oh fuck I'm cumming

Hey, I got same problem, even if I clean my tongue for like 10 minutes (with the use of a tongue brush and even a metal spoon sometimes) it's still dirty and white. I cant get it pretty clean but it's never fully clean, especially at the back. I do drink a lot of soda and eat candy a lot so that might be the problem.

Yeah I think this is our problem, dirt gets stuck on the "hair" and its impossible to wash off.

you're probably just dehydrated. Drink more water. Carry a bottle with you, and fucking drink from it all of the time.

Do you have postnasal drip? Cause I think this is the root of the problem.

suck on these, instant pink tongue

I see your grade of disgust and top it with mine

>I do drink a lot of soda and eat candy a lot so that might be the problem.
Either you are retarded or your post is bait

My tongue used to be near constantly orange. I'd wash it and then like an hour later it would turn orange again. It was embarrassing.

Then I got my wisdom teeth removed and they gave me some antibiotics for that. Then my orange tongue went away.

It has been gone for about a year now, and coincided with that exactly. That was after several years of orange tongue.

What, do you fucking eat razor blades?

i must shave my tongue

...

If jacking off puts hair on your palms, I wonder what you do on a daily basis

those mushrooms are ready for harvest

on mornings my tongue has some of these too, such swirls that change from time to time and look like fucking fungi...

I have both:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissured_tongue
and
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographic_tongue

you have a yeast infection in your mouth! its called thrush. if your hiv positive it usually signifies an aids defining illness, meaning you have full blown aids! it could just be thrush on its own. but more than likely you have aids. and im not joking!

must feel good if someone with fissured tongue gives you a blowjob

from the looks of it, I would assume it's a femanon in the pic, sooo...

never met a girl that had one, to do it for me, but I doubt that you feel it much different than a normal tongue

I'm german
only Kruppstahl for me!

i'd like to feel that anyway

no no, i am simply a very gay looking man

Stop sucking shit faggot

Kek, "Scrotal tongue"

no way are you jesse starr

try using a less well known porn star

alright, here we go.

First off, the mouth has a healthy natural variety of bacteria in it. These bacteria serve several purposes, but that's not really relevant here. Bacteria are fueled by sugar. They love the stuff. They also prefer a dark, moist slightly acidic environment. They dislike light, antiseptics, and base environments.

That means the following for your mouth:

-Drink alcohol, and this will sterilize your mouth to some degree. If you have a healthy diet, this isn't a problem. If you kill all the good bacteria and don't replace them, you leave a void for other kinds of bacteria to grow in.

-Soda is both acidic and sugary. Don't drink soda if you have this problem. You'd just farming more undesirable bugs.

Solve your problem by...

-Eating probiotic foods.

-Don't smoke cigs

-Cut back on alcohol

-Cut out all liquid sugars. Drink water.

-Cut out complex carbs (this is just general good advice)

-Brush your tounge, as far back as you can.

-Once you figure out your diet, use some aclohol mouthwash (vodka would work fine) for a few days. Not permanently, just to get the bad bugs out.

Congrats, you're now among the most healthy people in the world.

if you have heartburn alot then it could be excess of stomach acid