Would you tongue a girls poophole?

Would you tongue a girls poophole?

I have. It wasn't anything special. But thinking about it still gets me hard.

of course (riley reid is so hot btw)

absolutely. a clean smelling pooper is completely fine to lick.

I'm a trap

I've tongued girls b holes and had my own tongued

it feels pretty nice but isn't sexually gratifying

you could do it to be kinky but if you try to get her to cum, it'll never happen

Why, what's the point?
It's a hole to push out rank feces, it's not like girls can orgasm from it like their vaginas.

Of course!

Hey virginal friend, how are finals going?

Done it, usually leads to sticking my dick in there, good times

When I get a chance...

Only if she wants to take a shower first

>someone doesn't want to stuck his tongue in a literal asshole
>a bacteria infested haven that pushes out smelly dung
>he must be a virgin
TOP FUCKING KEK!
I love millenials, can't wait to see how fucked the next generation will be

No. I don't like disease

I never have before but I would on her

tastes like chicken

What about a boys? O:

If he was a really good slut and sucked your cock a lot o3o

Would be clean of course ;3

i would, i have, and i will again. also i like it when my gf tongues mine.

There are sensitive nerve endings around the asshole. It may not give a girl an orgasm but it'll still feel good and it's freaky and wild/taboo. That's why people are into it. Now go back to studying for finals

disgusting faggot

I already did. It's like any other part of her body, as long as she's clean there really is nothing special about it. At least from our point of view.

I kind of did this to every girl I gave oral and seriously, every single one liked it. Makes me feel like every grill is at least not against it. Try it next time you give oral (in case you'll ever do)

Get studying on those finals, freshman

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Have... Probably would again.

waddup pup

Awww

To answer the question though i've tongued both sexes o3o
Heeeeeey ^^

I stick my tongue deep into my wife's pooper on a regular basis

I've licked a girls and a guys pooper! Had mine liked by a dude and a high school chick. Felt good man

jesus christ ew

>muh nerve endings
Sure bro, so does your navel, armpits,and ears.
There's nothing like getting a girl hot and bothered by going to town on her bellybutton..

Well, I lick my Dommes's armpits and bellybutton. She seems to enjoy it

You've got to be trolling. Look up "Erogenous zones" you fucktard.

And there is extremely little flesh separating the membranes of the colon and vagina, enabling anal orgasms via penetration.

Sure thing bro you sound like a expert

>TOP FUCKING KEK! I love millenials, can't wait to see how fucked the next generation will be
Hipster faggot detected
I can tell because you find the need to let everyone know how you are better than them

>that little gasp of surprise a girl makes when she's never been rimmed before and you do it without her expecting it

Are you aware of how much of a virgin you sound like? Have you never bit someone's earlobe?

Just some education here, kid. Ass, feet, armpits, stomach, ears, neck and inside of the thighs all feel great when someone puts their mouth on them. You'll learn someday

You got it bro, tell me more. I'm trying to jot down as many notes as I can.
My gf is going to be ecstatic when I tell her I want to french kiss her shitbox.

Last night I tongued a guys ass, this afternoon tongued my wife's ass.

So, yes.

You really have no idea do you? Girls find all sorts of areas a turn on.

Why are you so angry?

>would you
Already did (pic related)

this! Nothing special in terms of physical feeling, but kinda hot in some weird way, for example licking pussy rarely gets me hard, but licking buttholes almost always. It may have to do something with the position which i find so hot (laying on the stomach with ass a bit up)

also this, you DON'T want smell (happened once, dick was ded instantly), so lick only if it's thoroughly washed beforehand

they can orgasm from licking ass or nipples or hell even neck, go outside more

I'll eat my girls ass after she showers...otherwise it's off limits imo.
But I don't mind going down on her clean pooper.

Because in 2016 theres actually people who believing sucking assholes is OK.
A girl could cop a squat, take a huge shit and youD willingly tongue wrestle her rectum hours later.
THATS PERFECTLY NORMAL IN THIS YEAR OF 2016. The degeneracy is fucking unreal!

anyone got sauce on this?

>it's not like girls can orgasm from it like their vaginas.

Yes they can, have been with two girls who orgasmed from having their ass eaten. First serious girlfriend, and current girlfriend.

Of course, ate my friends ass last night.

;3

But it is okay. You're assuming that everyone is eating dirty assholes. While I'm sure there are some freaks that do, most people clean themselves before getting a tongue up their butt. So no, I wouldn't eat someone's ass right after they shit if they didn't wash first.

Me and my girlfriend both use an enema shower head attachment and clean out before sex with each other, never had any incident, been sick or even smelled anything bad

Aw yes! That's the answer i was looking for. Bet that was fun ^^

Think you'd eat mine?

What do I look like, a monkey?

There's no 'normal' mate. There's things you'd do and there's things you wouldn't.

As opposed to letting everyone know how much you love licking shitholes?

I'd eat that booty.
Do you like sitting on faces?

>implying soap and water doesn't exist

Will you not eat a carrot because it once had dirt on it?
Will you not eat an egg because one time it was in a chickens butt?

Asses don't just eternally have shit all over them, people do shower

Have. Doesn't make them any hornier per say but it does make for great lube. I enjoy it and gets me hard as fuck every time.

Have and will do again

No, sorry.

I like guys who are hairy and look like dudes and girls who are hairy and butch, so you aren't really my type.

>clean
Keep telling yourself that son. You can pressure wash a moldy carpet, but that thing still has a fuckton of mold in it. Blowing a little water up somebody's ass doesn't make it clean.

Well if I'm not smelling anything, there's no shit on my tongue or dick, and I'm not getting e coli then I would call it clean. I'm not sure what your definition of clean is, but it sounds retarded

ALWAYS FOREVER

I think he means he's been trying to decide whether or not to fuck his carpet.

Dubztripzdubz has spoken.

That sounds appropriate for his level of intelligence

Good to know you're trusting one of the most inferior noses on the planet to determine what's clean.

Check out this samefagging

Mmmh, yeeees. I haven't done it much but whenever I do the person getting sat on never wants to stop slurping my hole ^^;

I'd smother your face.
Aw okay. I can go hairy mode too ^^

I'd tongue it deep and fuck it too

Zozzle

Kektastic

You're giving me the biggest boner man

one fartbox tongue-punching, coming right up

KEK This pooman set all you naughty boys up and caught you in his rape trap

POOBITES :3

I have and I would again

Just if she have pooped 3 seconds before

No lie that /almost/ gave me a boner.

this fam
I have and will continue to eat out the butt. Male or female

idgaf, wanna fite? hmu

You can't clean out bacteria..

POOBITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you actually had any experience you would know that different people react differently to different areas of their body being touched/licked.

Some like this, some like that

Mmmh, yes please, i'd grind and squish it back on your tongue.
Woooo!
Check out timpypup.tumblr.com then!
I am frightened.

teehee pooboi see here

no
looks too "eggy"

disgusting fat man asses

gross as possible

disgusting fat fuck

Sorry to burst your bubble bro, but I had an ex 6 years ago who could cum from me tonguing her shitter alone. As she said, was her favorite thing I'd do to her because it felt so dirty and wrong...

Never forget, the mind is the biggest erogenous zone of them all.

What the hell?
How do you eat a girls ass to make her cum?

i eat my girls ass, she shaves EVERYWHERE, and she fukn loves it

>proper technique
>practice
>the right kind of girlf

I have done it. I fucking loved it. She, not so much. But she did it to me first. I didn't even ask for it or even suggest it.

I'm good! ^^
O:

So disgusting. Are you really that desperate for attention, you fat faggot?

If her ass is clean and fat then yes.

If she has a nice ass, I'd get my face all up in there.

teehee you trick them all

put milk in your butt

Mmnf

need more webms up in here.

There's no trick here o.O
I'm at work. That would be unwise!

post it later when you're home then, i'd watch it