What's the strangest thing to happen to you in the last 30 mins anons

What's the strangest thing to happen to you in the last 30 mins anons
I'll start us off
>In park at night
>notice a person in a hoodie sitting already
>sit 4 ft away from them
>light up a joint
>taking it slow and enjoying my sess
>notice movement at the corner of my eye moving towards me
>play it cool and dont look at them
>"do you have a smoke i can bum off you"
>oh crap its a girl
>its dark but i can discern most of her face
>notice her eye shadow is running
> tell her nope ive got a joint if you wanna toke with me
>pass it her way and she takes a hit
>ask her what she doing here
>she sniffles between words
>"my bf and i had a fight im tired of how he treats me, you?"
>tell her i come here every now and again to sit and smoke
>we ask each others name her name is Tasha
>we talk and smoke for 10 mins, she shes been in crappy relationships and this one wasn't any better
>"so you come here every night user?"
>tell her no but i could if i wanted to
>"cool i live down that way we could chill"
>i live in the neighborhood so im not against the idea
>out of now where we can hear two guys arguing in the distance
>"what the hell its him"
>must be the bf
>"look user i gotta go, hope to see you around"
>we wave good bye and she walks away looking back at me once
>i remember that the last girl i kissed was a month ago
>still counts i guess
>then it hits me, i never got her number
gonna try and meet her tomorrow night

Gonna dump while im here

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nice user, love stories like that

hope you meet her and start a thread tomorrow

Wonder if she was into me or was it just the weed

Keep your dumb blog posts to yourself, aspie.
You're cancer.

That's actually a good story, maybe something special will come out of this.

Fuck you, you lucky bastard.

I hope i see her again, I'd probably recognize her during the day but thatd be awkward

it's probably worth saying hey user, try and get her number this time tho

my gf gave me 3 handjobs WASSUP FAGS

I wont forget

Lucky you user

Last pic of this chick that I've got

will keep an eye for tomorrow's thread user, goodnight and good luck

was she stacked op

Well I gave myself 4 hand jobs and I only cried once. Checkmate faggot

Couldnt tell from her hoodie
She was short with curly dark hair skinny looking frame like the girl i posted. If her tits are the same I wont complain

would love to know the end of this tomorrow but contact on 4 chan is a no no

State your time zone and tell us when you'll tell us your story.

Just look for a Finding love at a park thread I'll post again if i see tomorrow

Why do people upload this 3/10 so much?
Her body is great. But that ugly face and fried hair is just awful

Rate her out of 10 OP

If you can show us a girl that looks like her

You're a nigger aren't you?

Also don't even bother she won't show up. Also women are full of shit she loves that getting treated like shit stuff or she's stupid as fuck and has poor judgement when it comes to men

That said hit it if shes hot

Eastern time zone
So I'll post around 10:50 or 11 that's around the time i saw her

Eh, I thinks shes okay to look
Something like this it basically what she was wearing
It was dark and i was and still am high so prob 6/10
Eh its just an excuse to go out a smome

Jesus Christ kill yourself. I didn't even read all you said or whatever this fucking thread is even about.your first sentence screams underage child. Go find your dad's gun and play with it untill you die.

Man I'm telling you she won't show up. But it won't hurt to try, not for long anyway

Just don't get your hopes up you disgusting nigger, remember she's just a woman like the rest of them

Not my fault your nigger parents decided to have you

Fuck off to reddit it I'm sick of you motherfuckers. You're all ugly as shit and you're fucking stupid on top of it.

>Tasha
>smoking in a park at night

This is some nigger shit.

23 actually
Yelling at the wrong user but eh I'm too stoned
I'll see if she'll show if not, oh well.

I await the news tomorrow night.

The weed

Women are like monkeys swinging through the jungle, they don't let go of one branch until they have a firm grasp on another.

We live in an italian/irsh/jew area, she was white.

>Go find your dad's gun and play with it untill you die.
Kek.

Is there more of her?

So you live in brooklyn?

Wow literally the worst of all white people in one area. Kill yourself

he stole teh pics from imgur, fagger

>>>/facebook/

My sister slapped me with a cantaloupe and just ran off leaving me confused.

Grats Sup Forumsro. Don't fuck up :D

That obvious huh?
Reverse search man
Eh, not really

I can top that
>be me
>browse Sup Forums catalog
>see thread
>looks like it has potential, open it up
>pictures of grinning bananas
Prolly just gonna fap and go to bed now

Well when you combine all the annoying white people in one area, it's pretty much Brooklyn or California.

Are you fucking kidding you retarded fuck. Jews are straight up subhumans and the others following, obviously celts had a pretty cool ancestry but they act like niggers too, clearly you have shit for brains if you're unable to see how different groups of people behave

strangest thing of the last 30 minutes is me getting caught up on Jojolion, which is pretty damn weird

Pretty much that same thing happened to me. The only downside is she turned out to be 15, and from the looks of it, a meth head.. sad

Ah so you're white but you live in NYC

Please tell me where to meet white trash like you. I'm pretty close I'll make the trip

>Saturday night, roommate is out, time to get high
>Take a couple painkillers and put on some YouTube
>Roomie comes home after a bit
>Nbd I'll just chill in my room and have a good time
>Knocks on my door "you asleep user?"
>He brought some friends over, invites me to chill
>don't want to be rude or antisocial so I join them
>But the painkillers...
>Keep thinking I'm staring weirdly
>Laughing harder than everyone else at jokes
>worried that everyone was going to realise I was off my ass on opiates
>Try to act sober
>We all have a good time hanging out
>Do a mad lib with them and then excuse myself to go to bed

Everything went better than expected

You know your shit user
Anyways im prob gonna go fap then get some sleep in 30 mins
If she shows up I'm gonna try and get pics of her and share. Look out for a smoked in the park thread or something
Try around Sheepshead bay and Flatlands

If you don't like original content then stay in your trap threads and bland ylyl's, newfags.

Kek

>Go find your dad's gun and play with it until you die.

An old female friend wants me to be the bull for her revenge cuck video against a not so old new male friend who is her BF

>Why do people upload this 3/10 so much?
>Her body is great
You answered your own question you dumbass