You can send the entire human race a message that will automatically translate to their language. What do you tell them?

You can send the entire human race a message that will automatically translate to their language. What do you tell them?

Hitler did nothing wrong

If you identify other than male or female, you have a mental illness

/thread

bring beer

Damn Daniel

Fpbp

If you can read this then congratulations for not being a nigger.

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I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

papers?

Don't do drugs unless you want to

Smoke weed everyday.

FUCK KIKES, EXTERMINATE ALL OF THEM

PEOPLE OF EARTH! I NEED YOUR POWER! LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!

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The Caesar has marked you for death, and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>gorilla

Stop right there

Vote Trump

I hate niggers, i hate jews i hate spics and arabs, too

Oh shit whaddup

"it's me God lol"

This is the voice of God. Every transfag on this planet is a tumor in my body for defying my perfect plan. If they aren't all eradicated in the next 10 years I will die and every soul that ever has been will spend an eternity in Hell. Peace, niggers.

>newfag

OP is a faggot

Homosexuality is a mental illness

we apologise for the inconvenience