What did he mean by this?

what did he mean by this?

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Pepe and the goalkeeper do it too.

Is insecurity about your height a Portuguese thing?

wonder if they got sick of penaldtoes pretending he's taller than them so figured they'd do it as well

Isn't he 6ft?

Worse is telling Carvalho to move upfront

Our NT makes me so sad

ronaldo is getting more and more weird as the months go by...

hello penaldo

6'1" according to wikipedia.

I assumed he was short as fuck just because he's always doing that tiptoes thing.

I want to pinch those cheeks desu

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how can this kid be so short? he only reaches the girls shoulders and those girls can not be taller than 5'6

Seriously though, he's not even short, why does he do it?

I really think at this point everyone on Portugal is tired of catering to Tsunaldo. I mean he comes to the Euros by himself on a private jet, takes the penalties despite his track record, takes the free kicks, and has every possession ultimately run through him. It's like when you are a kid and you're forces to pass the ball to the coach's son or else you would get chewed out.

However, Christicryalot Tsunaldo is just a man baby that is showing that Halal is stacked and can get by on sheer individual talents rather than having to put in a team effort and develop opportunities that don't just run through a self absorbed one man show.

Probably because they know Rob always does it

>Pepe, the keeper and Ronaldo all do it

What the fuck? How con you be mentally healthy and this insecure

who is this 18+ semen demon

If I were Portugal coach, I would leave him out of a few games and play some actual good players. Instead they play Quaresma and Vieirinha at RB.

Portugal were good back in the day with Pauleta and his generation.

High heels + manlet.

He wants to be the tallest

why does he always line up next to the gk, if he wants to look taller?

Captain next to goalie is a standard thing

every fucking time

Ronaldo was probably bullied in school. He comes off as a very insecure person.

the captain normally crouches down as he's holding some flag thingy

im pretty sure he's said he was before

>pointing and laughing at his own kind

Yeah he was bullied, by Messi.

that feel

Why doesnt Ronaldo get a beard?

At 31 the no facial hair and hair gel thing is starting to look pathetic

His boyfriend prefers twinks to bears.

Lol, stupid americans, he is not insecure. Just a psychologial trick, like 'stand up and raise your wings?stretch our back and shoulders)

Holy think, visiting espee for about 5 yeras I can say the most insecure height faggots(eehh puto) are YOU. just cringy.

He is 186, in stupid american system that's like 6 feet and 1.2571879 inches.

they were my favourite team to watch at 2006 wc

He was not. He was alpha and threw a chair to teacher. And then he left school to focus on football, because he knew(knew!) he would succed. Thats pretty alpha confidence

He has no beard by genetics.
Funny, cuz beards are very trwndy among queers last years.

Comfy

the goalie get on his tippy toes too kek

they're all doing it too

Is there a better beard than Alonso's in soccer?

>ronaldo

>EVER crouching down

no

He will end up like Bruce Jenner

>literally the same squad

those were the days

>He has to be the tallest even in the crouch row

INSECURE
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He said before that he was bullied when he moved Lisbon for being an islander with a funny accent

who's the negro with the number 13

>all on tip toes

Is it a Portuguese tradition?

In soccer? No.
In football plenty. Giroud, Messi(cuz its Messi's), and the best - De Rossi. He looks just like an ancient romanian warrior.

youtube.com/watch?v=zvILGIIVsMU&t=2m45s

alberto barbosa

miguel

Yeah. Played in Benfica and Valencia and liked discos

Lmao

throwing a chair at a teacher is not very alpha. Getting pussy and beating up bullies thats pretty alpha

retired too young as well. same with jorge andrade.

>50 replies
>still no ronaldtoes.jpg

what is the problem here? he is just warming up his calf muscles.

>While popular with other students at school, he had been expelled after throwing a chair at his teacher, who he said had "disrespected" him

Was he roiding from an early age?

You just know when he's on the back line with his arms around his teammates that he is also pushing them down while gaining more leverage to get that one extra inch on his tip toes.

>people like marcelo and cazorla who hold other people's thighs

I wonder if young Christiano TSUUUUUUU'd at the teacher while throwing the chair.

>slav mentality
No wonder your kind is always overcompensating

Yes, they're all ballerina dancers

Jorge Andrade got perma-injured. Miguel at the end of his career (~30 yrs old) just didn't care about football anymore.

Muller

here's the full team

yeah they weren't great or anything, they just retired a bit young. when you look at carvalho, still going at 38...

we need more players like andre gomes

fucking the portugal fa are shit cunts, always hiring shit coaches.

>that fake actor smile

ugh

>figo holding deco's hand on his knee

what is wrong with these people?

>squatting instead of kneeling

not sure if i like this trend

Pirlo
De Rossi
Half the >iceland team

poor modric

3balkanic5u

WHEN

WILL

THEY

LEARN

?

black guy is the only one that doesn't rise. why are are blacks so self confident?

a 6ft shit is only a 2 inch taller shit

>the manlet nation of Portugal
kek

>not massaging your m8's thights
>being this insecure

he's not even small what's his problem

Wikipedia says he's 185cm, is he really?

It's just to make the photo more aesthetically pleasing by forming two more distinct rows

HOW IS EVERYONE THIS RETARDED?

the photographer probably tells them to do this so we can see their number. sorry to break the memes

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If some faggot decides to be insecure and get on tiptoes you will also have to since the whole interlocked arms around shoulders thing kinda forces you up.

>Portugal
>Squad average height: 181cm

>Spain
>Squad average height: 177cm

t. Pablo Marroqui

Reminds me of that spanish porn actor who looks like 14 and fucks mature bitches.

>Portugal squad
7 negros. The memes are real

this

they look ready to take it up the ass

He's such a fucking weirdo

Messi may be an autist but he'll lead a comfy life following retirement

Donaldo is going to be a wreck

I hope some Network picks him up and makes reality show about his life.

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cuz william is the only actual good player in our NT.

I bet Ronaldo's a real bro though. You never hear any teammate of his talking shit about him, even after they leave. They're all full of praise about how he's super helpful and takes care of his mates.

...

kek

>Leave C.Ronaldo alone now!!

Underrated post

Deco is Figo's right hand man

His """son""" always looks so sad

>someone posted her again
my god, I didn't know someone would save the picture
what have I done

you can tell his son is a fag too

he acts like one too, 2bh
they interviewed ronaldo's family on tv yesterday and his kid kept doing all these faggy posed and sending kisses to the camera like that swedish kid from the webm