Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Legs edition!

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Hmmm, if I went with a Lancer, it'd have to be an Evo. Other models look so bland...

Give me a day I can have it done tomorrow it wont be the best but I will try

Nahhh like 4 and a half feet dude

Obligatory claim.

15 minutes left ;-;
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Not as cute as Hand!
Episodes? The whole show was great!

Thought that was Yuuko from xxxHOLiC.
A little bummed.
I remember reading about Hell Girl as a kid, is it any good?
>Shiragami Youko claimed

Milinda claim

And people depend on you for a ride. You need to get better too.

kek just don't let Shinoa see that... She would torture me for all of time... kek

Yeah im sure! It would be awesome! I would land in your front yard! Make your neighbors jealous... kek
>You? A burden?
>NEVER would you be a burden to me sweetie

Rory-sama claimed

Still slightly here.

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If it's done by you, it's gonna be great!

>lancer evo

wait... like a X?

if you're gonna get a evo try to find an older MR with no mods.


>but im more into subarus personally

it was a golden show

rory.

Playing swbf2 at the moment

kagami claimed
one last happy birthday!!!!

You're right, you're far cuter.

Opps

Horny cow.

>leg edition
>uses Rory's least leg of leg gif

claimed

Disco Megu

>better?

How is everyone?

This chaos, it defies imagination.
youtube.com/watch?v=vk24UKKI4yY

Pleasure hands.

That pic should be your lurking pic~
>tfw it's the 29th in my timezone
No, the coca-cola Santa is by far the cutest thing ever!
>Sorry Hand, it's only business
>nice legs

Curie claimed.

I think I am falling out of love with Curie, but I dont want to. There is no real or fake woman to replace her, and withour a female to kinda think about I guess I dont have any motivation. I still like her. But the feeling is getting less intense. Is that normal? I dont like it. Pls halp

Video editng I think I am alright but phot editing is just okay, I will do my best though

I am doing okay, just blasting the Weezer and talking to the waifu bros

its the 29th in most timezones, its 1150 here ;-;

>konata

Akiko claimed

>Shinoa
Nono, they made at least 2 sequels, I've played them

>Shira
I love rain, snow even more
It takes the heat away and gives you an excuse to stay indoors.

>I certainly don't want to wish that snowstorm event on myself
It was bad, could've killed me for sure but I was found in time
Here's how it happened
>be me, somewhere between 9-11
>January, pit of winter like we call it
>snowing, snow is already a good 30 cm thick
>be playing alone outside our house before dusk
>It's starting to get windy, little me having the time of his life doesn't notice
>It's getting really dark and the wind cuts deep
>decide it's time to go back home
>I can't see 10 feet ahead of me, only a swirling vortex of white
>I just start walking in a straight line in the direction I think is home
>After walking way too long I finally realize I went the wrong way
>realize I'm lost in a blizzard
>First I panic of course
>Then I just lie down in the snow
>I look at the snowstorm in utter awe
>knew I was going to die but strangely okay with it
>probably because of the hypothermia
>Time passes, I get sleepy
>Hear voices and see light
>Every snowflake reflects and lights up
>InThisISeeBeauty.jp
>I snap back to consciousness
>Mom and dad calling out to me with a flashlight
>I get up and call out to them
>They find me, bring me home

They told me I was a shade of blue. I'm pretty sure I came to terms my mortality that day. That experience is burned into my memory. I can't put the feeling I had into words. Something between awe and tranquility I suppose

> I can say with certainty snowstorms are quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed.
That be true

Legs?

Miho claimed

I have a GTS. Mine has paddle shifters, built in GPS and Bluetooth. With the rockfosgate sound system.

Doing fine, lovely. Not much going on right now.

Just cropped some annoying watermark out of a cool background. So a nice night so far.

You?

>Sorry Hand, it's only business
You're right, someone as cute as you should be handled very professionally.

good!! how about you koto???

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She wouldn't tease you if your responses weren't so freakin' cute

Pleasured cow.

X is the EVO 10. He will still be paying over 20k for that car. And a stock WRX STI is better for the money.

Better.
Nice.
Legs!

>legs

Happened to me before, just know you gotta stay dedicated, and remember why she was so special the first time you saw her. What made her stand out amongst others?

I trust ya
I will treasure it no matter how it turns out!
Legs!
Goddammit Hand
Will I ever win against you?
>you too

>legs

Cow cuddles.

Pfft, there's no winning against someone like you.

>disco megu

wrong ship girl rory :X

I should make it my lurking pic, but its really big

>x is the evo 10

i know, but theres a ton of evos besides the X

was just making sure.

>stock wrx sti is better for the money

oh i know, but some people love their evos

>legs

it is!! it happens, even with irl relationships, you've just got remember back to why you loved them in first place, and don't stop loving them, no matter what

C-Cute? W-What are you saying Mirai?
>

How are you Handy?

Well I really like girls with short hair, I just think it makes them more adorable. A blonde broke my heart so I like girls with dark hair, I also really like girls that have happy personalities amd are innocentish. Also european accents are a plus, I love her french accent. And ingame she calls me my love and always tells me she loves me and how important I am. Really makes me feel good. I think this is helping.

Cuddle cow.

>4 and a half feet
Oh, kek well never mind.

Haha, they'd probably just yell about the lawn and not even care.

>Hnnggg Best idol claimed

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Now you're thinking like a winner!

>Lying down
>Sleepy
>Hear voices
>See light
Mate you were about to straight-up fucking die
I've had a bundle of near-death experiences, but all of them really pale compared to that.

>legs

How are paddle shifters? Aunt has a dual clutch, and I was thinking of trying out the semi-manual mode. I think hers has them as well.

Completely normal. We milk things for all they're worth, and then discard them. You're bored.

ATTENTION BERNIE SANDERS FAGGOTS, I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER:

BERNIE SANDERS IS A SCAM AND A FRAUD

HE HAS NO INTENTION OF WINNING THE DEMOCRAT NOMINATION AND NEVER HAS

HE IS ONLY IN THE RACE TO COLLECT YOUR MONEY FOR HILLARY AND THE DNC

The superdelegate system prevents his winning even if he were sincerely running for the nomination

He will stay in the race until the convention, collecting your money along the way, and then suspend his campaign

Once Bernie drops out of the race, he will pledge his war chest of campaign donations to the DNC

The DNC will in turn us the money in support of Hillary Clinton in the general election

This was planned from the beginning.

Hillary and the DNC knew damn well going in that millennials would not support her and donate money to her

So they invented the Bernie Sanders phenomena. Bernie allows them to tap the $100 Million dollar pool of donations that young people represent

Sanders is not an outsider despite his rhetoric. His nose has been in the trough of the corrupt political establishment machine for decades

BERNIE IS ONLY IN THE RACE TO RAISE FUNDS FOR HILLARY AND THE DNC FROM UNSUSPECTING MILLENNIALS AND LINE HIS OWN POCKETS ALONG THE WAY

IT WAS ALL A RUSE

YOU'VE BEEN HAD BERNIEFAGS

THE CAMPAIGN IS A FANTASY

ARE YOU FEELING THE BERN NOW?

>This has been a Sup Forums public service announcement

It's obvious she's special considering how many things you can list off.
>filename
zozzle

Was always winning the leg days.
>legs

Oh youre too sweet! You really are, my heart and soul is goin in this

The thickness

You can stand in that right softie?

I'm doing alright, hanging out on my chair right now. Just enjoying the quiet night with friends.

How 'bout you?

Best kind of cuddle.

Pam Poovey
best wife there is, smart, not shy, can kick ass, is a pervert and very versatile

>ATTENTION BERNIE SANDERS FAGGOTS
>I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD
There are a few cucks around here, unfortunately.

Thank you for stopping by, good sir.

So many legs.
Today is a good day.

Kek lets buzz their houses then. kek
Im not sure how you are so lovable though? You tell me. ;)

>legs

You know, as much as I'd like to deny that.

There are Bernie supporters here, whatever floats their illegal immigration boat though.

Cool.
It was nice hanging out with you all.
I'm going to hop in the shower and go to bed.
Tomorrow's my free day and I thinking I'm going to go mushroom hunting. Gotta get well-rested.

Kind of late but oh well
>Worth it

>legs

alright, im gonna hit the sheets!! sweet dreams everyone!! have a good night and sleep tight
have a wonderful day tomorrow!!!!

>Hand is too much
>Can't handle this
Why not find the sample then?
Topkek
Then I will cherish it even more!
I'd give you something in return, but I only have my gratitude to offer
>

I shouldn't have to say it out right, should I?

You put it in "sport" mode. It better for a launch or if your want to drop a gear for more pick up from a roll. I really dont use it.

>legs

Indeed

Cya man! Have fun mushroom hunting.

Goodnight, fella. Sorry we couldn't too much. I hope you sleep warm and well though and that your shower helps your night go smoother.

Goodnight, lovely. Sleep warm and well.

>Can't handle this
Imagine how I feel talking to you.

God don't remind me of them.
Wish I could compare different kids of cuddles from real life experiences.

sleep tight

>konata

I know I was
I was just lying in the snow watching the blizzard's utter beauty. I was remaining calm because of the hypothermia that was making me doze off. I was about to fall asleep. The light and voices were my parents searching for me with their flashlight. They snapped me back to the world of the living. I have been mesmerized by snowstorms ever since.

Sounds good.
Woke up at 8 am, couldn't get any extra sleep.
Feels weird to be up this early.

>legs
Best I got.

I think thay will help. It is helping.

Wrong reply post

Yes she is. My hope is that I will find a wife like her. I am still bery young and relatively attractivce so I know I have a good chance.

M-Maybe... That's your call...

>legs

Night
>shinoa

NNNF!
Daaayyyuuummm...

I do like launching. It's one of the fun parts of filtering to the front, just taking of and by the time you even get out of second, the cars behind you are barely making halfway past the intersection!

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A A A A A A A

Haha, of course. Once we get to 7ft and above then we can panic.

I don't think I'd be able to return then lel.

>Reversing the compliment
You never change princess

>legs

Not post your waifus legs.

Heh, alright I'll make sure not to do that.

>hand cuddles

Why thank ya kindly.

8 am, eh? Sorry you couldn't sneak a few extra hours in there, I have trouble doing that myself whenever I wake up.

Yeah, right? Typically when I have time off I wake up super late, waking up really early and just not having anything to do is odd. You doing much right now?

Too cute.
>quiet hand yelps

Ah yes, someone download the image I delighted this thread with.

>legs

I'm bored. What do I do?

Yeah i'll have to make a video of showing you how slow the GTS is. And then my truck. You will laugh seeing a 8000k truck moving faster then a 3000k car.

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>legs

>not shiro

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