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What the fuck do I do guys?

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Her...

She dumped me two days ago. She said that she isn't sexually attracted to me anymore.

Shit happens. Move on mate. Trust me

you could hook me up with her and I can fuck her in front of you, that will help you

She's at the club with her girlfriend right now. I'm going to go there and beg her to take me back.

That won't make her attracted to you. You need to move on.

I can't. I love her. I can't live without her in my life.

If she won't take me back, I might as well die. My life will have no value.

What a nice piece of watermelon here

most likely won't help. makes you look a bit desperate and confidence/strength = attractiveness

she is fugly mate.
Move on mate, she will eventually come back when she will understand obody is going to fuck that 4/10 face

> Go gym.
> Get on Zn/Fe/Mg supplements.
> Get buff as fuck.
> Pick up a girl much hotter than her.
> Go past her usual hangout spots.
> Make her jelly as fuck and want to fuck your brains out.
> Get her to send you nudes.
> Send them to her parents.
> tell them their daughter is a slut and to tell her to leave you alone because you have a new girlfriend, after their daughter cheated on you with a pack of 5 wild niggers and then cum-dumped you afterwards while she still had monkeycum running down her leg.

...

Draw a face with butter on a watermelon drill a hole and viola you got her always in your bed

Always works

>go to gym
>alpha as fuck
>send her pics of you naked
>cry
>get more pumped
>create a facebook page where you propose her
>be with her again
>enjoy your new garage pussy

Post more pics, of course.

"I don't find you attractive anymore" = I'm fucking somebody else behind your back and I've already got my pussy aimed at 3 more cocks as we speak.

Better off without her OP. Don't be that cuck.

1. Listen to sad music, go full cliché and listen to R.E.M's 'Everybody Hurts'

2. Cry as you recall the good times

3. Stop crying and let it go. A chapter of your life is over.

4. Grow an awesome beard and hit the gym

5. Next time she sees you, be buff as fuck, happy and healthy.

6. When you're ready, find somebody to love.

7. The cycle begins anew

>find a new job in new city
>get rich
>buy a hummer and a suit
>go back to your town to visit your mother
>find her
>pay to fix her theets
>adopt her nigger child
>live happy

Isn't it normal to become fat after the break up rather than buffed?

post more pics of her of course user, it is the only thing to do!

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I lost 42 lbs after my divorce. Not from going to the gym, but from not eating.

>go to the army camp
>become a soldier
>move up to secret agent
>get hired by facebook army
>become facebook mod and admin
>read her inbox
>everybody hurts
>cry

Its easy to lose 42lbs if you have 342lbs...

>Faith No More

its ok to fap about it?

I went from 265 to 223. I"m 6'4'' tall

Holy shit, I fucking love this song. Who is this?

Whoa than its serious thing. Is you dick bigger now?
I am 5'9 and i have 277lbs so i wonder will my 3,7in cock get any bigger after i go /fit/

Your math is wrong 265-223 is not 42 its 47... stupid nigger

My dick has always been big. She left me for a guy with a smaller dick.

Stop watching porn, kid.

I wonder how you know guy has smaller cock than you...

I walked in on them fucking

What the fuck man. Where they in your house. If so why didn't you recorded them and created porno in sony vegas. You could earn some money

>kill self
>never come back to Sup Forums
this is what is known as a win/win

I beat the shit out of him and ended up doing 30 days in jail. He filed for a restraining order and then moved into my house.

When I got out of jail, I discovered that I couldn't go home because of the restraining order. I moved in with my brother and filed for divorce.

sounds illegal as all hell mate, your property.

also: why the fuck did you not get angry at the cheating whore instead? you know, the guilty person?

"he filed a restraining order and then moved into my house"

That's not possible. A restraining order is reciprocal. It explicitly states that person getting can't go the person's house it's against.

You're either a liar, an idiot, or both.

>your property.

You're obviously a child. Marriage is the merger of assets. Everything I owned, she owned. She gave him permission to live on our property.

why is it so hard for people who lurk this site to understand that marriage is a merger of assets. If you get married, you no longer exclusively own shit. Everything you own becomes hers too.

He had permission of a property owner to move in. He had established legal residency by the time I got out of jail.

That's what you get for hitting him, dumbass. Serves you right.

Obey the law next time.

Yeah
Go back to school

I'm never getting married.

Unless you were divorced and your name was completely removed from the deed/lease/whatever you're still wrong.

Fuck that watermelon user it will wet and sticky when you stick your dick in it plus you can share it with your friends and family when your done

You clearly don't know the law.

By your logic, if I had hit her and she had filed a restraining order, it wouldn't have protected her from me staying in the house. Restraining orders supersede property rights, dumbass.

There needs to me more pictures of this chick ITT.

I aced business law. We talked about this shit specifically.

If *she* had filed the restraining order, you couldn't come home.

*he* can't file the order against you and move into your house.

You're an idiot.

My logic holds. You made a false analogy with your logic. Know your fucking logical fallacies junior.

You're outfuckinggunned here.

Who cares? OP's ex is hot. Just let him post more pics.

The restraining order specificaly stated that I could not come within 500 yard of his person, or his residence. In the state of North Carolina, if you live on a property for 30 days, that property is legally your residence. By the time I got out of jail, he had lived in my house for 30 days with the permission of a property owner.

When I went home, my wife and her lover called the police. When they arrived, they showed the police the restraining order and my wife told them that he had moved in the night I was arrested. The police told me that the house was legally his residence and that I was in violation of the restraining order.

Look, I went to a lawyer about this. Do you really think that I wouldn't have tried everything legally possible to get back into my house?
You're wrong. I really, really, really wish you weren't, but you are.