Put out an advert arrogantly gloating of how """""""successful""""""" you are

>put out an advert arrogantly gloating of how """""""successful""""""" you are
>get absolutely HUMILIATED, 2-0, in your own back garden

What's next for this """"country""""?

what advert?

what sport? an irrelevant one?

What what? A what what what?

Ausfailia damage control still going strong

Did we play soccer recently?

The only one you abbo-fucking cretins give a shit about.

I honestly have no idea what you are talking about

what in this sport?

>WE DONT CARE ABOUT RUGBY YAWNION
>WE DONT CARE ABOUT THUGBY LEAGUE
>WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE ASHES
>WE DONT CARE ABOUT T20 KEKET
>WE CARE ABOAT GOATAM GOATGES STAT PADDING AGAINST A SHIT TIER WEST INDIES SIDE
>WE CARE ABOUT STEVE SMITH ONLY BEING ABLE TO SCORE RUNS ON FLAT PITCHES

to be fair senpai we should all bow down to the GOAT

...i sense a bit of jelly

...

Why you are so upset?

The ad was in response to another ad put out which showed a bunch of English fans making fun of Australia.

The idea that it was a bunch of fun banter

But then again I guess you should should expect English"men" to act like a bunch of sensitive bitches

Even soccer is more relevant than rugby union in Aus

>Waaah, why are those big mean Australians making fun of us

>euros are on
>the poms think we care about rugby

we have all been watching the euros, nobody cares about rugby anymore.

>pointing out the truth
>haha your upset haha rused by us haha
where's statschink when you need him

he is pretty fucking good, what he did with japan and he seems to have transformed the england team

Seems Australia is turning into a soccer nation.

Not really mate, I wouldn't want to get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT in my own back garden after gloating on TV about how the series is already settled

Personally I don't like being humiliated but maybe you guys are into that?

I actually read data in an australian accent
>Daahda

Loving it. We've been absolutely dominating the cunts in just about every form of sport since last year's Ashes.

Got them in the Commonwealth Games, and should double them up in medal count in Rio.

We've even got the better golfer now with England's brave Danny Willett winning the Masters. Jason Day won the irrelevant "major" the PGA Championship. Wow.

Only w/r/t participation, not as a spectator sport.

POOPEELIA UNTER BEOBACHTUNG WEGEN POOIZIDGEFÄHRDUNG

>pull all sorts of underhand shit like increased inspections of England players luggage on arrival
>Still get BTFO
The backwater hovel of Ausfailure

I'm pretty sure that the poopeelians have accepted their sporting inferiority. They know that they have been pathetic throughout history.

Recently when I went to Melbourne, the Minister for Sport in Australia greeted me as I came off the plane and handed me a formal request to donate sperm. It stated that they would like to create the next generation of super athletes to represent Australia by obtaining New Godlander genetics. It explains why they love Kiwigod expats so much and keep offering us jobs.

How can you win cricket 2-0? Sounds like a soccer score lad

yeah nah but our cunt is better than yours

I read in benis agzendd :DDD

Arse sniff isn't relevant anywhere

Same reason why SE Asian prostitutes are so popular.

Yea you're right m8. The sheep industry just wouldn't survive without you cunts.

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