ITT: we all live in an apartment together.
ITT: we all live in an apartment together
>Keeps to myself while working and enjoying my various hobbies because I'm not a faggot memeing redditor.
I'm hungry
>throws the chairs out the window
Someone take out the trash
Dibs on the bathroom. You all need to get through me if you want to use it.
Do you all agree with the roommate agreement?
...
>shits on the carpet
is that a piss jug?
Shitters clogged
one two three not it
i call the master bedroom. if any of you faggots comes in ill break your toes.
Jim can come in though. I like jim.
NOT IT
>Burns trash can
Not it
Someone get the door, some newfags decided to crash this bitch.
GET DOWN THERE IS A SNIP-
ffs i hate you guys, and btw my parents are coming over tonight so please clean the shit from carpet
guys lets throw a party
OH SHIT
your parents can't come tonight i'm having a party
>Sets shit on fire
Buy some fucking toilet paper then, and I wouldn't have to use the carpet. Cheap ass.
your hot mom is coming over? CLEAN UP MY FELLOW MOTHERFUCKERS
no
CAAARL
if you want to be apart of the gang-bang then you clean
WHO THREW OUT MY CUMBASKET?
Hey Jim, remember that one time you asked me to fuck your gf and i was like,,,FUCK NO.
The answer is still, FUCK NO,
Kek'ed hard.
hey guys im back from wor-
>walks out slowly
if you invited you gay friends again i'm gonna burn your room
Who left their porn on the couch?
>THAT guy locked in his room doing speed for days only leaving for work
>always courteous enough to flush the stash if party van shows up
>actually have a job so im not a junky fuck hiding it in the drawer n getting everyone busted
phew
HOLY FUK
COME OUT OF YOUR VIRGIN CASTLE AND HELP WITH THE FOKING FIRE
who the fuck ordered 200 empty boxes?
Who wants some coke?
>pulls brick out of backpack
For the last time, I am not showing you my tits!
we were missing a room, so i'm gonna build my own
the strippers are already here m8
ALLAHU ACKBAR
How long did you leave your ramen cooking you idiot?
like 20 mins on the frying pan
...
GIVE ME BACK MY CP
just pretend you didnt notice me seeing them while you change your top right there infront of me,
JA
My man try some this instead
you know OP is a jew right....not cool guys,,not cool
Can I get some of those boxes? I need to ship my parents some coke.
guys i'm leaving to do some shopping, do someone want something?
a jew with no taste apparently
depends, what are you willing to do to my penis and anus?
shit im so nervous for this dinner tonight that i spilled the spehgetti
a fleshlight will do me good
cheek spreaders, the dentist probably sells it
damn Adam, just get some coke to chill out
Dominos never fails
New chairs because of Also paper towels because of
you can take mine, used it only once
on it m8
Why is there a little girl tied up in the closet?
which one?
you ruined your xmas present..fuck
thanks m8
i bought towels yesterday but you had to fap to something
I'll suck ur dick for a box, but I won't touch ur ass, that's just gay!
first of all thats a boy
hey guys, who wants to see my manga collection?
OK! WHO STUFFED THEIR MEDICAL WASTE IN MY PILLOW?
don't bother with left one, it's rebecca she works here
Fuck man, we had no spaghetti... which one of the hairy femanon things just menstruated on our clean floor? Lick that shit up!
Stay away from MY jug
All right who left their jizzrag in the bathroom?
Sorry, i bought some new hentai DVDs from the thrift shop
got any elfin leid?
Ok who ate all the milanesas? You fuckers
you can show it to us when you lose your virginity
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME MARK, I WILL NOT AND SHALL NOT SPANK YOU AND CALL YOU HONEYBUNS.
so THATS where i left it, thanks man!
Bring me a coffee please
MARK IS THIS THE TRUTH?
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING GOING BETWEEN US SINCE WE MOVED TO THE SAME ROOM
who wants to have a gay orgy in the living-room?
>mfw living in said apartment
its not that bad. Just put a poster on the wall and we'll still get the deposit back
Allahu Akbar
Lube.
20ft rope
2 puppies
and pillow.
thanks user, it's just what I wanted
That's not a problem, I'll just leave it in that dress n fuck her ass.
Marks a whore, don't believe anything he tells you
do body pillows count
WHO PISSED ON THE TOILET ROLL FOR FUCKS SAKE
not me i shat on the carpet
I'll make bodypillow from your ass if you don't throw this shit out, you know you are not the only one living in this room?
Guys... why is the FBI here?
i will buy a new one chill bro
I'm in, but my boytoy has to watch. He's young and doesn't know how to take a good dicking yet.
they said they will just check if we don't hide any coke and to ask some questions about...
MARK?
dont test me
Okay, who keeps leaving their snacks in the PC room?