ITT: we all live in an apartment together

ITT: we all live in an apartment together.

>Keeps to myself while working and enjoying my various hobbies because I'm not a faggot memeing redditor.

I'm hungry

>throws the chairs out the window

Someone take out the trash

Dibs on the bathroom. You all need to get through me if you want to use it.

Do you all agree with the roommate agreement?

...

>shits on the carpet

is that a piss jug?

Shitters clogged

one two three not it

i call the master bedroom. if any of you faggots comes in ill break your toes.
Jim can come in though. I like jim.

NOT IT

>Burns trash can

Not it

Someone get the door, some newfags decided to crash this bitch.

GET DOWN THERE IS A SNIP-

ffs i hate you guys, and btw my parents are coming over tonight so please clean the shit from carpet

guys lets throw a party

OH SHIT

your parents can't come tonight i'm having a party

>Sets shit on fire

Buy some fucking toilet paper then, and I wouldn't have to use the carpet. Cheap ass.

your hot mom is coming over? CLEAN UP MY FELLOW MOTHERFUCKERS

no

CAAARL

if you want to be apart of the gang-bang then you clean

WHO THREW OUT MY CUMBASKET?

Hey Jim, remember that one time you asked me to fuck your gf and i was like,,,FUCK NO.

The answer is still, FUCK NO,

Kek'ed hard.

hey guys im back from wor-
>walks out slowly

if you invited you gay friends again i'm gonna burn your room

Who left their porn on the couch?

>THAT guy locked in his room doing speed for days only leaving for work
>always courteous enough to flush the stash if party van shows up
>actually have a job so im not a junky fuck hiding it in the drawer n getting everyone busted

phew

HOLY FUK
COME OUT OF YOUR VIRGIN CASTLE AND HELP WITH THE FOKING FIRE

who the fuck ordered 200 empty boxes?

Who wants some coke?
>pulls brick out of backpack

For the last time, I am not showing you my tits!

we were missing a room, so i'm gonna build my own

the strippers are already here m8

ALLAHU ACKBAR

How long did you leave your ramen cooking you idiot?

like 20 mins on the frying pan

...

GIVE ME BACK MY CP

just pretend you didnt notice me seeing them while you change your top right there infront of me,

JA

My man try some this instead

you know OP is a jew right....not cool guys,,not cool

Can I get some of those boxes? I need to ship my parents some coke.

guys i'm leaving to do some shopping, do someone want something?

a jew with no taste apparently

depends, what are you willing to do to my penis and anus?

shit im so nervous for this dinner tonight that i spilled the spehgetti

a fleshlight will do me good

cheek spreaders, the dentist probably sells it

damn Adam, just get some coke to chill out

Dominos never fails

New chairs because of Also paper towels because of

you can take mine, used it only once
on it m8

Why is there a little girl tied up in the closet?

which one?

you ruined your xmas present..fuck

thanks m8

i bought towels yesterday but you had to fap to something

I'll suck ur dick for a box, but I won't touch ur ass, that's just gay!

first of all thats a boy

hey guys, who wants to see my manga collection?

OK! WHO STUFFED THEIR MEDICAL WASTE IN MY PILLOW?

don't bother with left one, it's rebecca she works here

Fuck man, we had no spaghetti... which one of the hairy femanon things just menstruated on our clean floor? Lick that shit up!

Stay away from MY jug

All right who left their jizzrag in the bathroom?

Sorry, i bought some new hentai DVDs from the thrift shop

got any elfin leid?

Ok who ate all the milanesas? You fuckers

you can show it to us when you lose your virginity

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME MARK, I WILL NOT AND SHALL NOT SPANK YOU AND CALL YOU HONEYBUNS.

so THATS where i left it, thanks man!

Bring me a coffee please

MARK IS THIS THE TRUTH?
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING GOING BETWEEN US SINCE WE MOVED TO THE SAME ROOM

who wants to have a gay orgy in the living-room?

>mfw living in said apartment

its not that bad. Just put a poster on the wall and we'll still get the deposit back

Allahu Akbar

Lube.
20ft rope
2 puppies
and pillow.

thanks user, it's just what I wanted

That's not a problem, I'll just leave it in that dress n fuck her ass.

Marks a whore, don't believe anything he tells you

do body pillows count

WHO PISSED ON THE TOILET ROLL FOR FUCKS SAKE

not me i shat on the carpet

I'll make bodypillow from your ass if you don't throw this shit out, you know you are not the only one living in this room?

Guys... why is the FBI here?

i will buy a new one chill bro

I'm in, but my boytoy has to watch. He's young and doesn't know how to take a good dicking yet.

they said they will just check if we don't hide any coke and to ask some questions about...
MARK?

dont test me

Okay, who keeps leaving their snacks in the PC room?