Poorly describe a movie. Other anons try to guess the movie.
>girl meets boy
>they hate each other
>then they love each other
>PLOT TWIST: they're brother and sister
>I don't care, I love you, anyway!
>they continue
>PLOT TWIST: they arent actually brother and sister.
>it's not weird now.
What
From Up on Poppy Hill?
city of ashes/ bones/ whichever one got adapted
Ding ding ding!
Here's a hard one:
>Bruce Wayne's parents are killed
>He is afraid of bats
>Bruce Wayne is now a billionaire man.
>he puts on a suit that looks like a bat
>fights crime
>calls himself batman
>Joker comes to town
>Bruce Willis was dead in the 6th Sense
>Joker fucks shit up
>Batman barely saves the day, but 5 cops and Harvey Dent die.
>Batman goes into hiding
>everyone thinks he killed people and hates him
No
ok that's funny because you perfectly described it.
shows how original the story is...
Chef
>uncle is an asshole
>uncle likes to get me in trouble
>dad died
>live out teenage years with outcasts
>Man has severe PTSD from childhood trauma
>Refuses to seek medical help
>Travels the world to escape his reality
>Comes back home
>Sees that his hometown has turned to shit
>Puts on Holloween costume
>Runs around terrorizing the neighborhood at night
>Police fear this psycopath is out of control
>Costumed Psycho thinks he is the hero his city needs
>Cops try to kill him to end the nightmare
>Cops can't prosecute or catch him because the psycho is elite member of rich high society
>Gets away with all kinds of criminal shit; destruction of private property, assault on people, blowing shit up like a muslim, etc.
>The End
I wanna say Daredevil.
>go to jail
>meet nigger
>occasionally get ass fucked
>use jew powers
>break out of jail
>go to mexico
>nigger finds me cleaning my boat
>Alien comes to Earth
>Grows up with humans on a farm
>Takes a pointless job as a "journalist"
>Obsessed with average looking feminist reporter who cucks him constantly
>Has the power to take over the planet
>Instead chooses to help old ladies cross the street and save cats from trees
>Biggest fucking loser in the universe
>A green rock from space can kill him
>Literally a virgin all his life
The End
shawshank redemption
Shawshank Redemption
Some batman movie
superman
Obviously fucking batman
That's right
Man of Steel or Superman, either way this is a POORLY describe movie thread, not a "describe the whole fucking plot" thread
>lieutenant dan
This should be easy.
>truck driver stops at china town
>does some gambling
>wins a bunch of money
>chink doesn't have money to pay him
>chink promises to pay him after pick up
girlfriend from airport
>chinks girlfriend kidnapped at airport
>trucker and chink break into a sex slave operation to save girlfriend
>chink has bruce lee powers
>bad guy blows up like a balloon and explodes
The End
Fuck, no idea but what movie is it? I wanna see it now.
>3 women in new york drinking martinis
>a special tale of feminine empowerment
>she finds true love finally and...
>...the biggest walk in closet ever!
>lots of sex
>and it takes place...
>...in the city
>New York City
The End
>Orphan boy gets basically orphaned again
>Forced out of home with no shoes and dumb heirloom
>Finds other short people
>Drinks alcohol
>Doesn't find old man
>Moves with young man
>Nearly dies
>Finds old man
>BS council
>Travels with heirloom
>Old man dies
>Fuck the group
>Ditches
fifty shades of ayy
>four mutated teenage freaks living in the sewers
>the methane has made them insane
>taking orders from an old rat
>think they have ninja powers
>terrorize New York City
>eat lots of pizza
The End
>news reporter visits shitty town with a paranormal beaver
>brings a sassy knockoff Elaine from seinfeld
>spends 10.000 years killing himself
>eventually seduces the knockoff elaine by speaking french and not being an asshole all day
tmnt
Lord of the Rings
Cory in the House
Yup
Big trouble in little China?
>it was Kevin Spacey the whole time
>held prisoner
>get out
>why the fuck bro?
>have to find out why
>meet qt3.14
>bang qt3.14
>surprise, qt3.14 was daughter
>can't say shit, though
Groundhog Day.
The Usual Suspects
>A man's daughter goes to Paris
>She and her friend arrive at the airport
>A cute french boy offers to drive them to where they are staying in Paris
>The boy is really cute
>The 2 American girls are so stupid
>They get to where they are staying and start dancing
>Muslim terrorists break into their apartment and kidnap them in the name of Sharia Law
>The Paris attacks happen
>The father of one of the American girls tells the terrorist that he has a list of skills
>Skills that can help him to catch the bad guys
>The terrorist goes, "Draquar Noir"
>The father is then blown up and becomes Dark Man
>His career takes off for about a month and then dies again once people realize he's just some old asshole with no actual fighting skills in real life
The End
>Man meets girl
>Girl hates man
>Man meets girl
>Girl likes man's stories
>Man meets girl
>Man catches kid
>Girl loves man
Yes!
That one episode of Family Guy
Bingo
Old Boy, the original, not the shitty remake
You're not wrong, user.
That's right
>Peter Venkman is reporter
>Fucking gopher or some shit
>Cher
>a french kid is fat
>he lives with his grandmother
>her grandmother realises he likes cyclism
>trains for years
>horselegs.jpg
>he goes to the tour de france
>gets kidnapped by mafia
>send him to a overrealistic version of the US
>granny on the run
>she meets three old ass actresses
>they find that the mafia kidnapped the guy
>they make bids with cyclists
>granny and actresses go and save him
>bongochasemusic.mp3
>everything explodes
>C'est fini, meme
Good Luck, fags
Sex and the city?
...
>big rock danger
>dontwannamissathang.jpeg
>fuck France
>explosions
>murrica
the movie where the white woman has an orgasm in public restaurant and isn't arrested for being a whore in public, oh and the man is an ugly jew
it's an 80's movie and a total shit movie
i think it's called when harry met kumar
jew hating racist farmer cant grow crops for shit.
Door knobs are hard as shit to open.
Crops just needed water the while time.
The end.
forrest gump.
It is not that
The Dark Knight Returns
>traitorous space ape
Deep impact
>"Magrathea!"
Uncle sam
>big brother died
>dog has ptsd
no
That one episode of Futurama
>boy is born
>boy's bro is "better"
>boy is now man with shitty job
>buys other man's identity
>goes to space
>other man kills himself
>Four scientists need to make money
>They decide to open a business together
>The business is ghost hunting
>They make commercials and get famous
>They even have a cool song and all the kids love them
>Who you gonna call?
>Oh and they're all women and one of them is an ugly gorilla nigger
Gattaca
right on
My nigga.
GATTACA
>white girl babysits
>takes easy way out of baby sitting
>has to get kid back
guess nigger
>literally the stupidest plot point in movie history
>fuckin Aerosmith keeps playing in the background
>space
>explosions
>don't know when I'll be back again
>meteor
minguito y anibal contra los fantasmas
*chuckles*
spooderman 2 electric boogadoo
>life is routine as fuck
>start seeing shit
>life starts falling apart
>find out life is a lie
>need to get the fuck out
>get on a boat
>sail away
The End
nope
durrrmaggeduun
>Kid is kill
>Makes friends with girl
>Stupid uncles
>Brave Sir Robin
>Oh look it's that guy out of Final Destination
>Teenage boy is very handsome
>Has a really hot girlfriend
>Spends all of his time with old crazy hermit
>Old hermit stole something from Muslim terrorists
>the terrorists kill the old hermit
>the audience is never told why the old hermit loved spending so much time with hot young teenage boy with cute butt
>young teenage boy grows up and gets parkinsons disease and shakes all the time
The End
Nice green text summerfag. Obvious Field of Dreams.
Truman Show
babysitter's club
with the hot thor dude
No
Armageddon?
yep
hahahaha que loco
Back to the Future
>Captain America
>There's a Civil War
You fucks will never get this one.
>do you know what they call a quarter pounder in europe?
>chinese farmer visits uncle
>works at his restaurant
>italian mafia is trying to muscle uncle
>chinese farmer turns out to be amazing chinese boxer
>chinese boxer fucks up hairy american
The End
>Royale with cheese
Pulp Fiction
Ben affleck literally asked Michael bay why they would send an inexperienced drill team rather than actual space men. Then faggot bay told him to shut up. True story.
yes
A Royale with cheese
Because of the metric system
Check out the brains on Brad
>author is depressed
>Start to write book about fictional girl
>Book girl alive
>Wtf.jpeg
>Ends with author getting a computer
I'm guessing Ip Man
>girl has an identity problems
>she fucks up
>we goin' farmin' says dad
>no daddeh says identity crisis girl
>redneck life ensues
>identity crisis solved
>years later girl decides to become gene simmons
Juno?
good guess, but need to go more old school
chinese boxer beats up hairy american. pulls off his hairy fucking chest hair.
Pleeease
>kid plays a board game with sister
>grows up and kills himself
>pee on rug
>shit happens
JUMANJIII