this happened today
> be me
> been texting this girl 3 years younger than me for a while now
> always talk about when are we going to see each other followed with phone sex after convo
> she calls me today randomly and tells me her parents aren't going to be home for a long time
>gives me address
> drive to her house horny as fuck
>this is our first time seeing each other
... Cont ?
(Pic semi related later in the story)
Dubs dubs, I'm down. Continue faggot.
continue...
How old are you? And tell me more
Go on.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
But continue anyways imaginative OP.
This is the related pic, no?
How old are you?
Please continue, babypenis.
Jeez why not?
Cont cunt
Shes only been 3 years younger for a while?
Doesnt matter if its true or false, its still interesting. Just like movies and books.
7
ITT we wait while a nigger takes forever to type on an iphone...
cont
cont op
>sends her a text telling her Ive arrived
>tells me to get in through the back
> nervous as shit
> she opens the door
>shocked
>she looked way smaller than the pictures
> i regret it and made some excuse I was going to go to my car and get something but planned to leave
>but suddenly I thought about a nice blowjob from This girl
> go right back and give her a hug and a kiss
>tells me to go in the room (her brothers)
> we laid down on the bed and talk about how we're glad we build the courage to see each other now
Cont ...
...
>she looked way smaller than the pictures
Please pretype next time. Remember Sup Forumsros, ALWAYS pretype that shit
Write it up you fuck
Also ages
Inb4 "She was 12, so I shot it on her back, wiped it up with her towel and stole the towel when I left"
More user
...
You dash cause she's not 5'11 model?
M O D S
O
D
S
keked
more fag why keep stoping?
Yeah! Yeah! Tell us about how you spackled her innards with your teaspoon of lumpy boyspunk!
>she reaches for my schlong
>hard, I'm ready
>she slowly feels up my body
>i reciprocate
>we're embracing on the bed
>she tells me to get on my back
>she gets on top, but slides down
>blowjob.png
>takes off my shorts
>takes off my underwear
>sexy
>she spreads my legs
>virgin blowjob is best bj
>then she leans forward to kiss me
>Kinda weird with the tase in her mouth, but okay
>then she grabs my legs
>she pulls out a feminine penis
>i'mokaywiththis.jpeg
>slides it in and out of my bunghole
>"she's" about to cum
>"are you ready?"
>"cum all ogre me"
>I take off my skinsuit, I'm Shrek
>she takes off her skin suit, she's Fiona
>Farquaad is being cucked in the corner
>Donkey joins in for some hot zoo action
>all is well in the world
hawt
What the fuck?
This would be a better story than what we will get over the next 3 hours of T9 green text faggotry...
fuck your mother, let the real op finish.
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I feel like you aren't op
Doubtful at best.
Kek
original meme
faggot
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>start making out
>Started grabbing her ass
>hand went everywhere you could think of
> she starts dry humping me with rhythm
>take in between pauses to kiss and talk
> grabs for my dick a little too rough
> tell her to calm down but she was jerking me off too rough
> I take control and jerk myself off with her hand while kissing
> I bring up the topic of a blowjob
> She always told me she would be down
> hesitates but later agrees to
>sucks me for about 5 minutes
> don't think it's her first time but whatever her mouth full of pre cum
> rises up and goes to kiss me
>felt some type of way but continued too oh well
> says she wants me to eat her now
>proceed like an animal
> goes on for 3 minutes
> tells me to stop we kiss again and lay there talking again
Cont
Oh it's definitely op, hot zooboipucciaction
that was awesome
HELP MY PRETTY LITTLE ASS FEEL THE CUM OF JESUS OH BABY LORDY MY OH MY
You fucker.
Where the fuck is his swamp, no setting smh.
God dammit
and then what happened? this is getting good
8/10 lmao
>Suddenly her dad opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Everyone does the dinosaur
EL EM AY OH
NICE LE MAY MAY RITE?
ECKS DEE
INITIATE
FAPPING
>i stick my fingers in her eyes
>pop her eyes out like grapes
>stick them in my asshole
>shes screaming
>shutup.png
>where she is looking around i can feel the eyeballs move in my asshole
>I cum
cont?
why do you even ask? just keep writing
Waiting for shrek to join in
hawt
plot to The Magicians on the cw
>hear a car pull in the drive way
>she throws her clothes on
>penis still erect.mov
>door closes behind her
>throw my shit on
>her fucking parents are home
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
samefag alert
get a new joke
Count
amazing and original, I bet you're real proud of that one
>after a while she throws me on the floor
>walks the door
>in enters a dinosaur
No its not nigger
...
>her older brother walks in confused
>she seems ok with him
>he sits down and kisses her
^wtf.png
>I'm still really horny
>she unzips her brothers zipper
>even more confused but still hard
>he jams it in my mouth
>I tear off his penile flesh
>tastes like his children with blood
Cont?
>starts asking me if I have any weird fetishes
>tell her I have none (lies of course)
>she gets up and says that I will change my mind soon enough
>leaves and comes back few minutes later wearing black latex and has a strapon
Oh shit I don't like where this is going
>"Are you ready for your rectal exam sir?"
>aw hell nah this bitch aint getting inside my ass
>tell her she's funny but this aint gonna work
>she jumps on me and starts punching me
>this mentally ill bitch literally punching me
>slap her and pin her to the bed
>I'm still really horny at this point so I spit on her ass and prepare to enter her
>suddenly a large spike protrudes at her asshole and pokes my eye
>OW you fucking bitch you'll pay for this
>take out my witchblade and stick it in her buttcheek
>spagghettios and fruit loops come out
>suddenly I realize that this cute little femgirl is a 9 foot tall Loch ness shrekster
"OI LADDIE IT TIME TO GET ASSROIPED
>grabs my leg and swings me up in the air
>mid air I grab my katana and teleport behind shrek and cut his head off
>niggniggernigger i dounno how to end story
>I eat his come and allah gives my 72 virgins
>as we talk i get on top
>intense kissing
>i tease her sweet sweet pussy with the head of my penis
>slowly slide it in
>virgintight.jpeg
>fuck for 3 minutes
>pull out
>door slams open and dad is standing there
>the scare of the door slamming open and the pleasure are too much and i spurt all over her belly
>make eye contact with dad
>both slowly smile
>dick throbbing
>I jam it into dad
>feelsgoodman.avi
>I thrust with Shrek force
>he screams for mercy
>not that easy.docs
>jam into mouth
>Hear him cry for air
>no
>qt 3.14 joins in, the one in pic
>Chris Hansen invites his pedo friends
>we all surround her dad blowing sticking things in him
>he is now the king of Scotland
>?????
Cont? Cause I have to ask cause I'm a beta
>be wrong
>been talking to this underage girl
>want Shrek's dong in my ass, but some other user claimed it already
>smh 100 keep it woke
>Farquaad comes home, tells me that he had a good time cucking today
>as I kiss him, ask him with sho
>"The Jolly Green Giant"
>fucccing jelly i am
>proceed to lick his cumstains on his shorts
>Schlong
You lost me there u fkin jew
wtf is this thread, please tear it down
This is what happens when OP is a faggot who doesn't pretype his story and tries to bait people with that retard "cont.?"
People like you are the reason god doesn't talk to us any more
>we continue
> go back to the idea of dry humping
> make her position doggystyle mode with her pants on
>tfw my full erect dick all over her ass and in between things humping her
>slapping my dick on her ass at times
> felt so good
> weird fetish of me role playing as if she was my little sister came in my mind
>made my dick harder and repositioned her on doggystyle
> pre cum all over jeans
> grab my phone as if someone texted me
>sneak a few photos
Cont (I'm still thinking about sharing pics )
fuck you all. where's the op when you need him.
pls type faster
>Chris Hansen admits his pedo Ness
>it's OK chris, I cuck him
>he is now the man we throw into circle
>shit in his mouth
>make him gurgle it
>he's crying now
>procedure button sex no lube
>he's wailing
>qt joins in takes feminine dump on used to be dad and Chris
>Pedos now start a pedo chant
>oh no.jpeg
you da man opee
Stop thinking about sharing pics and type fast u fuckinf pussy
...
...
Fucking lost 10/10 kek
more :3
>be weebshit
>been talking to this sweet loli
>kawaii af
>leave to go to her school
>she wanted to meet me at the playground
>my parents aren't home brother-chan-san
>"I know you desu desu ne otaku shit"
>go home
>we go to my room
>completely covered with homoerotic pictures from softcore animu
>pic related, Josuke best Jojo
>slide my duwang into her sweet slit
>sugoi
>splurge on her
>Y-you c-can't do that brother-kun!
>toki wo tomare
>wipe it all up
>it all went better than expected
It really wasn't that funny dude
Doooo eeeeet
>mfw she's actually a dog
>doggy style comes naturally
>oh no I fucked a dog
>am I high?
When even Sup Forums doesn't understand irony xddddddddd
So you were only pretending to be retarded?
share pics
>Being this mad about a post
Lmao u fucking autist
>be me
>alpha male, fuck bitches
>find a qt that's only 13
>jailbait or bust
>go to her house
>she was a forty year old man
>i was rused by the rusemaster
>after rape we sit and talk
>he's a Sup Forumstard too
>"I've got some CP to start a thread if you want?"
>we make up a story
>some retard hijacks it and starts talking about shrek
>tfw
Continue the fucking story OP
> pants where hurting my dick
> tell her to take them off to her knees but leave her panties on
> cumming on panty fetish
>keep in mind she doesn't want me to cum
> now her bear ass looks 10x bigger
>pull my pants all the way off
> start fucking /dry humping her between her pussy/thighs
> put my dick on her ass and slap it with my cock
>I'm turned on
>don't think she's enjoying it in me using her as a piece of meat
> don't care too horny
>tell her to arch her back more
>ass looks amazing
>don't want to cum but don't want to leave with blue balls
> oh well
>tfw when my dick is between her ass over pantys
>view looks amazing
>get down and stick my face all over her ass
> dry humps her slowly as I enjoy seeing my dick on her ass massaging it
> feels dick twitching
>ropes of cum on her ass and back of shirt
>party's look amazing with my cum all over them
>she freaks out and puts a shame face
> I tell her to take them off and put them in the dryer
> she says no and pulls her pants up
>tfw when she has work the next hour (she barely started working)
>tfw she's working with pants full of cum
Just calling you out for being a cringey retard is all
>her bear ass
Fuck me OP hope she's not a grizzly they're quite aggressive.
He is
Fucking kek
>she wants to try out new position
>it's called the "bare hug"
>okay
>she tells me to curl into a ball
>she goes and finds her cubs
>"alright this is how to kill and eat a catfish"
>it is at this point that I realize she's actually a 30 foot long bear from the neolithic
Someone needs to screencap this thread