TIGERS AT ROYALS; The queerbait in charge of thred making is a slacker edition

Get your own lineups its the bottom of the 1st

Weather at Kauffman
88 degrees
Sunny
Wind 9mph to the East

This team is too good to be owned by Glass.

Someone should convince Koch to buy the Royals off of Glass

If Koch would actually shell out the money to keep the infield they have intact then yeah I'm all for it.

The Tigers uniforms look like shit...

Looks like a throwback uniform

Its prostate cancer awareness color. Powder blue doesn't look good with that text.

Gg royals. Well done on the W today

>Moya HR

You say that as we have Young on the mound. He is hit or miss on a good day.

>our BP

gg on the W today

so excited
loving those uniforms

>based brad

Royals need the powder blue text more often. The Tigers should never have blue on their uniforms. Its ugly as fuck.

>tfw no brad poster in game thread

feels cerebral desu

So fucking based

I'm on my phone and don't have based brads on my phone. Just channel your inner cerebral and become based like Bradley David Ausmus.

Have a nice Father's Day, my friend.

I like the powder blue on the royos yeah
but the tiggers have that kid league look (which i honestly don't hate, but the helmets look so off)

Same too you based brad bro

Based Brad just letting Young feel like he is having an okay game today, only to take it away later.

based paulo

How was that not a balk? He started his movement.

Tie game? In the 6th?

Royals win lol

It actually pisses me the fuck off when yards on Twitter and Facebook call for Ausmus to be fired every time we lose a game or two. What the fuck is wrong with our fans?

Yeah, firing ausmus will fix having a bunch of good for nothing shitfucks in the BP. Muh gardenhire right?

Fuck man it makes me mad

Serious question. How could the Tigers afford to stay in Detroit when the city is in shambles?

>chris young is good again

things are looking up friends

If anything its your gm who continually reloads with old players instead of bringing up young guys

Le pizza man is rich as fuck
Democrats ruining the city for 70 years has nothing to do with the Tigers.

Yeah but for some reason idiots only blame ausmus. Never blame management for bringing in overrated shit on inflated contracts. Never blame the whole farm system for never developing anything. Never blame the actual fucking players for sucking.

Not even joking man it angers me.

>democrats ruining the city for 70 years
Truth. Places like Detroit and Baltipoor are liberal creations.

Funny whenever they have riots or social unrest the nigs blame whitey yet these cities have the most blacks in authority positions than anywhere else in america. Especially baltimore

>da police and justice system is racis yo!
>majority black police cops
>black judges
>black lawyers
>black fucking mayor

Yet its white peoples fault these cities are trash

But where do the Tigers get their money from when the Detroit market is not healthy at all.

True. Society can progress when they quit blaming whites for all their failings. Proof is in the pudding.

Little Caesars dude. Illitch is worth billions.

Soria. enjoy your win Tiggers

Yeah idk what has happened over the years but ive been getting stronger and stronger urges to eat little caesers every fucking day lately. Has their pizza and pizza accessories gotten better or is it just the ads?

I raise you Mark "worst pitcher in baseball" Lowe

Doubt it but I always liked their pizza sauce. It's honestly not even bad for cheap pizza. Other places are expensive and not worth it imo. Only time idc about paying like $12 is if it is top tier local place where greasy Italian dudes make beastly pizza.

Paying like double a LC for a papa johns pizza is pointless in my opinion.

Kansas Citys nigger mayor is a republican who tweets about getting drunk and failed to coordinate the world series parade properly

I dont know how I feel about him

Detroit hasn't had a republican since like the 60s and has their first white dude since about that time too. Yet republicans still get the blame when flint and Detroit are shit lel

No one likes Sly James. They only vote fore him because muh city pride in blacks

>Herrera

W-Where's Hochevar?

Yost is probably saving him for possible extras.

I'm bored as shit

Dat little Royals qt3.14

me and my gf

>Davis

anything to get to dat juicy bullpen senpai

>inb4 zim zam throws 10 innings

I pee in her butt. Sock you in the face. Slap my dick on her tits.

>le pop up man

Guess the ump saw something different on that pitch.

Where is this speed coming from? Davis doesn't throw 98-99 normally.

>It's a walk off episode

BRACING FOR WALKOFF

>putting Dyson on
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LEL

time for speed

HBP on first pitch with fastest Royals player and an RBI machine up next? Its like they want to lose

>cheering for the tiggers bp

Brutal

>bottom of the 9th
>sending a closer in when
Zimmerman is at 90 pitches with a .50 WHIP
>HBP the fastest man in baseball with the first pitch

This is why people hate Brad

>bunting with Dyson running

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED STOP IT

His thoughts are beyond yours. You cannot understand the Cerebral Brad.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUNTING WHEN DYSON IS ON FIRST FUCK YOU YOU RETARDED FAGGOT

FUCK THIS HORRIBLE BASEBALL THE ROYALS DESERVE TO LOSE FOR THIS FAGGOTRY

That was some shitty base running by a guy who is normally so good.

A dyson HBP is essentially a double but for some reason nobody told Whit this

>peter moylan

i have a bad feeling about this

His irl shitposting works sometimes

>HBP is brad's fault

Go complain on Twitter with all the other idiots. Bet you want gardenmeme too

>getting picked off

There will be no double play.

>kendrys trying his hardest to gidp but the Tigers wouldn't allow it

Guys I have a genius idea

Instead of pitching Lowe late in games, why don't we just let him pitch the first inning and then let the starter pitch after that? If he gives up runs (almost certainly he will) we have the whole game to make it up.

>it almost kangaroo'd over his head out there
Ryan you sly dog

Pitcher's duels are the worst games to attend

SIT DOWN FAGGOT

>chimping out after taking strike 3 right down the middle

>royals call ups go on hit streaks and get on base
>detoilet call ups hit dingers and get ejected

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Has Soria pitched yet?

Why are you so angry all the time? The rest of your anons are calm.

Rondon looks like a gang member senpai

IM NOT ANGRY

Yes, Soria already tried losing us the game

Calm down man

Ok good. Just happy that Yost can't put him in for some high leverage situation anymore

Does rondon have an Allah tat on his neck? Pbuh

IM WAKING UP THE MEME MAGIC

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Those are some big numbers

You guys making jokes about your BP isn't even funny. We have the worst in the AL by far.

Well I remember back in the day Joakim Soria was the best player on the Royals so I think it evens out

>CHAIN MY WANG
IM WORRIED

Wang would be like our 2nd best pen arm. Fuck off

If he had never played for the royals then they wouldn't have signed him to such a retarded contract. Dayton fucked up bad with the Soria contract

YOU SOUND LIKE A WHITE SOX FAN

This Tigers reliever throws fire

Nothing like watching Royos qt's tanning on live tv

Absolute shit ab by Hoz. Trying to win the game by himself

>inb4 Upton gets a hit

>the one day the pen shows up our offense doesn't/their pitching does

kek don't even care if we lose anymore

Who's going after Wang? Alexander?

Esky