What do you do that you don't think anyone else does/is weird?

What do you do that you don't think anyone else does/is weird?
> wipe between shits to keep crack dry
> fall asleep mid fap
> sleep in scrubs

Showering in the dark and sleeping in the shower

enemas with an empty plastic bottle

Fell asleep mid fap last week. High as fuck
Enemas with a saline bottle and sharpie tuhe with hole in the end for a nozzle

fall alseep in the middle of beating my girlfriend

I do both...

fall asleep in the middle of this senteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i do the first i thought it was normal

fall asleep while falling asleep

ayy I did that a couple of times
kinda hard to avoid getting air in there tho

>am 27
>trim my toenails with my teeth
>chew and swallow toenails

no one knows.

cough medicine and LSD, twice per year. It's one of my favorite combinations.

belive me ... somone knows.

Rearrange my movies based off however I see fit
>by director
>by genre
>by rewatchability

jesus?

no one knows i go to Sup Forums to check dubs

When are you going to kill yourself?

I stand up to wipe. Is that weird?

Walk my cat around the property with a harness/leash. He's not so interested in walking around the neighborhood but we have done it a couple times. He likes to patrol and pretend to hunt and see the neighbor cat behind the fence

I fall asleep mid fap all the time

>I smell the poop on the toilet paper
>I sometimes taste my precum/cum

>sleep in scrubs
Nigga, I do that AND wear them even when I'm not at work. It's like walking around in pajamas, but people don't think I'm a slob. In fact, they think I'm some doctor or something on lunch, but I'm really just lazy and want to dress comfortably all the time.

me too

Same here.

How would you wipe your ass sitting down?

falling asleep while i X

Sometimes I sleep in jeans.

Not sure but everyone I know says they do. Idiots.

This nigger gets it. When my gf quit working at a vet clinic I took hers to use as pyjamas. So fucking comfy.

Spread legs, lift junk out of the way with one hand, wipe with the other.

Spit on toilet paper to wet wipe

Flushable wet wipes fuck up the plumbing and I can't discreetly take them to work

That sounds so complicated.

record all of my farts with a recorder app, then play through the 300+ list when in bed sometimes. #12 is my fav

Scratch asshole and sniff finger.
Feels good, man.

>Spit on toilet paper to wet wipe
Holy shit im not alone

What the hell?

My Sup Forumsrothers!

I use a trimmer to trim all the hairs around my asshole.

I did it once and I would never go back to having the hair.

> Dat squeeky clean asshole.

Probably a weird question to ask but the thread is weird enough so why not.

When you guys cum does it take a while to get it all out? Like does some of it stay in the tube till it's ready to come out? That sounds really bad but it doesn't hurt or nothing, It just doesn't come out as fast as I'd like to. Cleaning up after masterbating is quite time consuming due to it.

fantasize about being gang raped when I can't sleep. it relaxes me

Walk around at night, with a stem puller, letting the air out of random cars, Friday night I go to movie theaters and do this, best ever was two police cars, they were in a house, where people we screaming , flattened two tire on both cruisers, I masturbate thinking about the twist, the pull, the his, the tire air smell, the creaking as the car settles, just mmmmm

no one think ur a doctor

Yes. I have to squeeze it out with my fingers or pee to flush the pipes

Sheit, I do the same, but since I like to live dangerously I use a double edge razor. So little wiping needed without hair for shit to cling to.

Sounds like an issue I get when I fap too often. Try cutting down on you fapping and make your sessions more drawn out and sensual. You dick should squirt it out nice and forcefully.

Yeah same, squeezing it still takes too long though. Still nice to hear another with the issue.

I actually fap very little, maybe twice a week, I've went three weeks without fapping before.

I do try to rush it out though and be done with it so your second point holds a lot of merit.

I trim my finger/toenails by biting them off, occasionally swallowing them.

I frequently peel or bite off scabs. I eat the scab and eat the blood.

I have eczema, so I eat the dry skin that cracks off. I also eat the skin that falls off my feet.

I have bad dandruff, so I like scratching it out and watching it fall. It looks kind of like snow. I eat the dandruff that gets caught in my nails.

I have lots of tiny pimples on my arm, do I like to pop them. Sometimes I will eat what comes out.

Yes they do. I even had a lady from a Sprint store in the mall ask if I was a doctor, but I said no and tried to walk away as fast as I could, because I was with my dad and he was sweaty and tired and wanted to go home. We got bubble tea on the way out, too. It was a fun day.

>removing skin imperfections and eating scabs/whatever
Super normie tier
>dandruff showers
Somewhat odd tier

Sorry snowflake

Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.

Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.

Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.

The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

PATHOLOGIC EXAMINATION

Examination of the specimen revealed a perfect concrete cast of the rectum, measuring 12 X 7 X 5 cm and weighing 275 g (Fig. 2). A thin layer of feces coated the surface and crevices. Grooves in the mass were consistent with rectal mucosal folds. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball. This corresponded to the radiolucency observed in the abdominal x-ray.

> The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

Top moist

It's easier for girls.

This isn't actually too uncommon, I've heard of a pretty decent amount of cats that like walks/bike rides

I compliment my appearance

I pop my knees
I always look up when going through any doorway
When I yawn, I exhale through my nose
I don't like anybody near my personal zone
I don't breath when sombody passes by me. ( I don't like to be whooshed by other people's scents )
So many more...

Trim my fingernails everyday, never use left hand to clean my glasses, I can fit my pinky finger in my cock hole, swallow my own cum everytime cause it's easier than a cum rag

I pull my eyelids by the lash because I feel there's air under them or something.

typical night on Sup Forums for me...
>constantly stretch out my retracting ballsack with one hand while perusing Sup Forums in bed
>listen to female ASMR artists with headphones on while jacking it to Sup Forums porn webms at the end of the night
>when i visit a Sup Forums porn webm thread, i first scroll all the way down to see if there's any cheese before the mods delete it

Lol whooshes

Continue pls

I pull the visible hairs from my top knuckle. The ones under the nail. If I see any

I sleep in scrubs too. It a bit more loose than normal Pjs so I wear a scrub top and gym shorts.

When I scroll quickly and see a picture I have to go back and look wt every little detail or my mind won't rest

I always put ice in my milk. It has to be cold

I smell my toe nail clippings
Also my belly button lint

Sticking my finger, pencils, pens etc behind where the bottom of my ear is, behind the lobe, and pushing really hard so it stretches all the flesh. Or pulling on my ear lobes really hard

when i was a kid i used to put pressure on my crotch on poles or railing. kind of hard to explain but it felt really good

I like the feeling when the hair clippers clip my neck...

Feels good

same

Oh, also, pull out my pubes when I'm alone and working

I only fap to traps

I scratch my body with the point of my knife

I am a dragon.

Not alone, also when I have clean socks from the dryer all warm I rub them with the grain of my beard after it is combed straight. I always have fresh socks.

I lift the toilet seat up when I shit at home.
I sit directly on the bowl

Haha, I gotta try that one. I'm drying clothes right now, but I have stubble

Stubble not so nice, I keep mine about 1/2 inch and it is glorious feels.

I rub my fingers behind my ear and smell the funk FTW

Yeah, it'd probably get caught

come fight with us fellow autists

Tried it once. Never again. Too gay for me. Feels like tonguing my own anus.

i also do this with eyebrows after they are combed, just morning ritual kind of thing.

>wipe between shits

I do it

> fall asleep mid fap

check

>> sleep in scrubs

no

what?

Alpha?

Fap to sister-in-laws clean underwear and return them.

Yeah. A few years back some big fucker used our toilet and cracked the seat. Every time i shat it would pinch my leg so I started lifting the seat. It became a habit. I clean the rim before I sit