Poorly describe a vidya III
Poorly describe a vidya III
Ghost 'n Goblins with a gun and grapple.
>person crash lands
>only survivor
>talks to you through some retarded device that never gets explained
>thatsnomoon.gif
>choose your own life or death fagot
>Took a lot of time to be finished
>Everybody hates it
>you're collecting a bunch of fucking trophies
>mapping this shit is like having your balls stabbed with a fork
>text adventure
>three of them
No one figured it out last time
>use your dick to kill german minister of defence
>broom rape
>fuck your sister
All the sky wizards fight
>android battle tower
>fucking chainsaw head
>gatling gun in my torso
>Bald
>Kills naked chick in shower
the worst hitman game
Eeeyyyyy
>>out for revenge
>>dies
>>out for revenge
>>dies
>>out for revenge
>>kills self
i never wanted to hurt diana
Got another hint
>threesome with mohammed and his wife
>wake up in field
>"who the fuck am i?"
>princy-poo saves me
>join prince
>fight the undead and saurmon
>saurmon says he's my papa
>random person who saves us says they're my kid from fucked up future
>me, the prince, and my future kid kill papa saurmon
>future evil me wants to fuck up my time line too
>future me is also a dragon
>fight dragon me
>save the world
You have to learn math I think and the best part is when you have to shoot trash in space
CAN YOU JUST TELL ME THIS GAME BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT
>Be kaings n shit
>breed with relatives 4 dem traits fam
>kill heir cuz inbred fuck
>have affair with pope
Math blaster
Meth Bluntster
Be paitient user
math blaster?
>exquisite cop man
>solve crimes with Finbarr
>fuck german side bitch
>die
You get turned into a doll and do stupid shit to get the ingredients to make a potion to turn you human again
>two teams
>kill themselft with bukakes
>shotas and lolis
>fluids
>named after a pointy thing
>Nigger monster killed your fam
>chillin in the woods
>saved by an emo
>village gets raped
>save not girlfriend from rapey jail
>hidden powers
>travel alot
"а ну чики брики и в дамке"
Drink Vodka so you don't die
Splatoon.
LA noire
>wild westman
>guvmint came and took muh baby
>kill dudes
>edgar ross kills you
>WORK YA DAMN NAG
The Legend of Dragoon.
Last hint before i reveal name for user
> an absolute FUCKton of loli
ooooooo tell me
red dead duh
You're a fish and have to make fish decisions
Yeah
> Cartoony style
> WW II
> ''Thank you''
>be a cop
>outbreak happens in city
>moon walk out of rooms
>fuckin clunky ass controls
>people think this is a classic for some reason
>collect points
>level up
>beat boss
Winrar, nice dubs
newest duke nukem?
Yis
>high noon
>monkey
> chop down some trees
> get bored
> save the world from some gods
> no-big-deal.png
> go back to chopping trees
>ontwa
>ontwa
>ontwa
>yanet
>You're an Eastern European
>You came to America with your cousin
>You take him bowling
Resident Evil
RE2?
Mario cart
Resident evil 2
>hipster bitch
>camera
>nerdy movie fuck tryna slay your flat ass
>beans
GTA IV
>inb4 Unteralterbach
gta 4
Bazinga
You didn't come WITH your cousin. You came to VISIT him. At least you got the bowling part right.
Winrar
Arma: Cold War Assault
you could use mario for any description of a game.
>mario was never good
>you were indicted
Sonic
>hold up items to inspect them
>main character should be an artist because he has God teir sketches
>he says his badge number a lot
Life is strange
Souls PVP
L.A. Noire
>dark magic happening.
>grandpa tells me to collect shiny eggs.
Sometimes you get to ride a dinosaur thing with two legs and the attack is that it hits shit with it's tail
...
>yelling is a new gameplay mechanic
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
As much as I love Dark Souls 3 I can't help but think that the PVP is annoyingly fucked
Life is Strange?
Correct
>old men fight over rocks in America
>hire nine men each to fight each other
>Australian gives them guns and hats
>ROBOTS?!
Elder Scrolls V
Golden Axe
Massive chalice?
>OBJECTION!
>meat cleaver
>kitchen knife
>Peace Sells....but who's buyin? x100
2fort
>everything the main character knows and loves is nothing more than a huge MMO that's about to have its servers turned off
tf2
la noire
Thanks I forgot what it was called
yep
Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright
Battlefield Heroes?
Dark souls
>Nice trips
Winrar
>take mother to her homeland
>gets kidnapped
>hilarity ensues
>also tits
>to b or not to b?
>12-year-olds
>this game has severa installments
>its popular because people have massive nostalgia over it
>if the first game were to come out now it'll be meh
Fuck I was to slow.
Correct
Next one
>slow motion
>DWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
>face is stuck
FFXIII: Lightning Returns?
>be space faring protagonist
>fuck some companions
>Belsavis
>shitload of currencies
>malgus is a pretty cool fuck
no idea
If you kill a blue dog you can transform into different shit
Doom?