Poorly describe a vidya III

Poorly describe a vidya III

Ghost 'n Goblins with a gun and grapple.

>person crash lands
>only survivor
>talks to you through some retarded device that never gets explained
>thatsnomoon.gif
>choose your own life or death fagot

>Took a lot of time to be finished
>Everybody hates it

>you're collecting a bunch of fucking trophies
>mapping this shit is like having your balls stabbed with a fork
>text adventure
>three of them

No one figured it out last time
>use your dick to kill german minister of defence
>broom rape
>fuck your sister

All the sky wizards fight

>android battle tower
>fucking chainsaw head
>gatling gun in my torso

>Bald
>Kills naked chick in shower

the worst hitman game

Eeeyyyyy

>>out for revenge
>>dies
>>out for revenge
>>dies
>>out for revenge
>>kills self

i never wanted to hurt diana

Got another hint
>threesome with mohammed and his wife

>wake up in field
>"who the fuck am i?"
>princy-poo saves me
>join prince
>fight the undead and saurmon
>saurmon says he's my papa
>random person who saves us says they're my kid from fucked up future
>me, the prince, and my future kid kill papa saurmon
>future evil me wants to fuck up my time line too
>future me is also a dragon
>fight dragon me
>save the world

You have to learn math I think and the best part is when you have to shoot trash in space

CAN YOU JUST TELL ME THIS GAME BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT

>Be kaings n shit
>breed with relatives 4 dem traits fam
>kill heir cuz inbred fuck
>have affair with pope

Math blaster

Meth Bluntster

Be paitient user

math blaster?

>exquisite cop man
>solve crimes with Finbarr
>fuck german side bitch
>die

You get turned into a doll and do stupid shit to get the ingredients to make a potion to turn you human again

>two teams
>kill themselft with bukakes
>shotas and lolis
>fluids

>named after a pointy thing
>Nigger monster killed your fam
>chillin in the woods
>saved by an emo
>village gets raped
>save not girlfriend from rapey jail
>hidden powers
>travel alot

"а ну чики брики и в дамке"
Drink Vodka so you don't die

Splatoon.

LA noire

>wild westman
>guvmint came and took muh baby
>kill dudes
>edgar ross kills you
>WORK YA DAMN NAG

The Legend of Dragoon.

Last hint before i reveal name for user
> an absolute FUCKton of loli

ooooooo tell me

red dead duh

You're a fish and have to make fish decisions

Yeah

> Cartoony style
> WW II
> ''Thank you''

>be a cop
>outbreak happens in city
>moon walk out of rooms
>fuckin clunky ass controls
>people think this is a classic for some reason

>collect points
>level up
>beat boss

Winrar, nice dubs

newest duke nukem?

Yis

>high noon
>monkey

> chop down some trees
> get bored
> save the world from some gods
> no-big-deal.png
> go back to chopping trees

>ontwa
>ontwa
>ontwa
>yanet

>You're an Eastern European
>You came to America with your cousin
>You take him bowling

Resident Evil

RE2?

Mario cart

Resident evil 2

>hipster bitch
>camera
>nerdy movie fuck tryna slay your flat ass
>beans

GTA IV

>inb4 Unteralterbach

gta 4

Bazinga

You didn't come WITH your cousin. You came to VISIT him. At least you got the bowling part right.

Winrar

Arma: Cold War Assault

you could use mario for any description of a game.

>mario was never good

>you were indicted

Sonic

>hold up items to inspect them
>main character should be an artist because he has God teir sketches
>he says his badge number a lot

Life is strange

Souls PVP

L.A. Noire

>dark magic happening.
>grandpa tells me to collect shiny eggs.

Sometimes you get to ride a dinosaur thing with two legs and the attack is that it hits shit with it's tail

...

>yelling is a new gameplay mechanic

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

As much as I love Dark Souls 3 I can't help but think that the PVP is annoyingly fucked

Life is Strange?

Correct

>old men fight over rocks in America
>hire nine men each to fight each other
>Australian gives them guns and hats
>ROBOTS?!

Elder Scrolls V

Golden Axe

Massive chalice?

>OBJECTION!

>meat cleaver
>kitchen knife
>Peace Sells....but who's buyin? x100

2fort

>everything the main character knows and loves is nothing more than a huge MMO that's about to have its servers turned off

tf2

la noire

Thanks I forgot what it was called

yep

Phoenix Wright

Phoenix Wright

Battlefield Heroes?

Dark souls

>Nice trips
Winrar

>take mother to her homeland
>gets kidnapped
>hilarity ensues
>also tits

>to b or not to b?
>12-year-olds

>this game has severa installments
>its popular because people have massive nostalgia over it
>if the first game were to come out now it'll be meh

Fuck I was to slow.

Correct
Next one
>slow motion
>DWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
>face is stuck

FFXIII: Lightning Returns?

>be space faring protagonist
>fuck some companions
>Belsavis
>shitload of currencies
>malgus is a pretty cool fuck

no idea

If you kill a blue dog you can transform into different shit

Doom?