Present your anuses

Present your anuses.

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Yes Sir

Wow, I was joking. Dont be gay
Ew.

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C'mon, you know you love it.

You know you want it.

You don't want to see that

Trust me

It's a requirement for entry. Post them anus boi.

Sorry, im not gay.

That red-rocket seems to think otherwise boy-o

Hey people, how's it going?

Thats not proofs

You asked for this

Do you regret your decision

Wide awake in the middle of the night, mite get coffee.

You're right. You don't need to be gay to get a boner while looking at boi-butt.

And it's totally straight if you want to put your dick in that boi-butt and fuck it till you're both cross-eyed screaming for the mercy of the Almighty.

Totally straight.

I am at least 50% sure nibi is gay.
sleeping pills might be a better idea if you have them.

>No timestamp
Nice try, fraud

I'm at least 100% sure Nibi is at least 50% gay

I am 100% strait

I dont fuck, I am Asexual.

Dont have any, slept like 5 hours anyway.

what is the other 50%?
well do you have anything big to do tomorrow?

>I am 100% strait
>I am Asexual.

I'll buy you a dictionary for your birthday, but you have to promise me you'll read it.

Here you go, faggotron

*shrugs*
not-gay, I guess?
Also, 100% isn't the limit. Like, some people can be 100% straight and 100% gay at the same time.

Clean slate. So im probably just going to clean house and play games all day

Well, that is an anus. Thanks for sharing. :^)

Don't say I never did nothin' nice for ya

Im a straight Asexual. Meaning I dont have sex but im the good kind of dont have sex for the good reasons and not gay.

Wait, then what would be the total limit? I'm concerned about how much gay can fit in a person.
oh nice, I gotta drive home tomorrow. I'm gunna miss being with luc ;_;

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Did you two do the gay?

Well, each individual quality has a max of 100%, but there's no limit to the total combination of qualities. So don't worry, you can't be more than 100% gay, but you can have like 500+% sexual orientations.

You what?

I won't even remember you in 5 minutes.

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We did all the gay, in fact my sexy man is right next to me.
that is honestly terrifying.

ew

what's ew?

greetings beloved allies and despised enemies

Wish I had sexy man to do the gay with. :<

Only thing here is natives whose face looks like it was beat with a brick, or middleaged fat guys.

Oooo, which one do I get to be?

Yeah, this knowledge can be devastating in the wrong hands.

Good thing I shared it on Sup Forums where I know everyone has only the best intentions and purest hearts :^)

Cream pie

oh well try the internet I guess?
Hey dom, how's it going?

Internet won't help much on an island not even half the size of the city I lived in.

Im straight but I dont have sex to not be a cuck.

luc

I hope im the latter

I guess I'll post. Hello friends. I haven't seen you guys in forever.

Oh you're one of /those/ guys.

yes definetly, totally not going to try to have someone OD on sexuality.
hmm, I can't think of anything then.
he isn't ew, he is amazing!

BRB, slitting wrist.

I shoulda chose CONUS orders

your choice

which orifice?

pretty good, i'm eating apples. hows the weekend?

you are neither.

Both.

Someone post paw stuff

I've posted all that I have and now I'm resorting to e621 for paw-fetish related content
>pic related

Who even?

I am a voice of reason in the age of deceit and jew.

No
Ew

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What am I then?

seconding.

It's been a very long time.

Millions of years of evolution has tuned the sex drives of every single animal to procreate. Asexuality as a social construct is complete horseshit.

Is she >18?

what does CONUS mean?

That sounds delicious and I'm going great, I love cuddling him and kissing him. He is an amazing kisser, he is amazing at everything haha.
You are ew

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You'r're retarded.

Actually.

Finally a gfur thread without all the avatar fagging.

sure.

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Mainland United States.

I chose Guam. Guam is small.

It's full of fat dudes twice my age who keep messaging me.

A LONG time?

That affects me in no way.

If you know what I mean.

not mine but it will be the one ill be pounding very soon.

gay

oh ok, damn well that sucks. Is there a way to get relocated?
well you look fat in that dress.

so?

That's what you get for being the only boipucci in a 100mile radius.

NO

What a horrible night for faggotry

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;-;

My looks are irrelevant, because im not ever getting laid.

what better way to celebrate memorial day.

fug

gg no re.

Yeah, wait three years for the rotation here to end.

I'm not even a twink, I don't even fuckin know.
I wanna know why they think I'll respond after three weeks and dozens of messages have been ignored.

A better way would be thanking our fallen Military.

Ya know. The whole reason Memorial Day exists.

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(you)

To them you just look like an easy hole I guess.

tbh we should remember them every day. they never take a break serving the country so why should we take only 1 day to celebrate it. i got 2 close friends who are in the military and i am thankfull that they have the courage to go out there and do what they do and hope for their safe return.

Shh. You'll rouse them.

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its like he wants them to come out.

"He's an easy hole, just takes 6 months and 50 messages a day, but he'll come running soon"

Either that or they have the memory of a goldfish.


Attaboy. One of the AF B-52's here almost added 7 more souls to the body count a few days ago. Almost.

i have not asked how many if any they put down i just know they served and im thankful they were a bigger man to do it then i am.

I'm talking like, servicemen. One of their planes caught fire during a takeoff, could see the flames from our hanger across the flightline.

i like it.

it sounds like you're really enjoying this. i'm glad it's worked out.

ohhh. phew.

Several times too

>Not posting the whole set

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