Ask a drunk man anything

Ask a drunk man anything.

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Anal sex?

Fuck sude it's pretty cool

What are you guys drinking tonight?

Good cheap German beer my friend

Me and my roommate are trying to choke down fireball. I hate this shit but it does it's job I guess

Are you drunk??

When did you know were drinking because that seems a strange of beverage?

Suck cock?

Pretty drunk. Thank God for auto corrected

I had a pint of tequila and fucking six smoothies involving bols, vodka, and Limoncello. How do you feel being inferior to me?

Auto correct you fucking thick shit

Fucking checkd. Not going to lie. Feel pretty good right now but roommate threw up every where. We did jam and wrote a sick ass song so all in all feel good

I'm not stupid just drunk friend

Vocaroo or link it? I'm all abot them jams

Don't have the jam. He has it and is passed out. Drunk man will return with a vocaroo thread though. I love them too.

whats your job?

I schedule ads online for a small company. I don't do shit all day and make 40K a year now. Feels good. They told us to work for 3 days at home because a pipe burst but I just played dark souls 3 instead

how often do you masturbate while doing working?

Fuckin sweet. I have some shit I tried to record: drive.google.co[remove this]m/folderview?id=0B_uUJ0-ZKKFjNmY0YVB6RWVzLTg

Not great, but it's there.

Honesto I'll go to the bathroom every day for a good wank.

do you have some hot female co-workers?

I go for creep shots pretty often. Dumb office bitches always in good poses for that shit

Fuck yeah dude. Little blonde girls everywhere

sounds good. do you want to share some pics?