Have you ever been arrested Sup Forums?

Have you ever been arrested Sup Forums?

parents found Loli on my laptop once. he was an ex policeman too. it was only a couple days ago

kys

Is loli ilegal where you live?

Australia, so technically yes. it falls under emulated child porn. We aren't even allowed to film porn with A cup breast sizes.

yeah fucking right you retarded shitneck!

or so id think until i think why ive been arrested

first time was for my sister assaulting me

second time mum got scared because i asked her who my real father was (which by law she is obliged to disclose)

fucking garbage

Maybe some day user, maybe some day

I got arrested for impersonating a police officer and aggravated burglary once. I was 17 so it got wiped from my record when I turned 18 (Australian system). I was so drunk and with the uniform I stole off my mates dad the people in the house I went into thought I must be cop. Major keks

the fucking lowbreed a parent must be to sell out a kid like that. what a fucking joke.

Everything except rape & murder
I'm not in to that

Yep huge proceeds of crime

You sure must have some good stories

Suprising lyrics no. I've been selling rock powder down and side for years and many of my workers have been pinched but I've been squeeze clean

you are one lucky motherfucker

Yeah, once for sure. Or maybe twice, because we got busted by a cop in his free time, just walking his dog. Shit luck.
First time:
> be me 12 y/o
> me and this other kid decide to steal car emblems
> not in for the money
> we didn't even knew where to sell them
> besides we are fuckin twelve
> just in for the thrill and fun
> at the final point we had over 250 pieces
> emblems from all kind of car brands
> we would compete for the rarest emblems
> eventualy we got busted
> got to ride in the patrol car
> shit was pretty cash for a 12 y/o
> we got away easy, cause we had 2 hiding spots for the loot
> I led the cop to mine, with only 30 or so
> get released
> mfw friend's mom threw away his stuff - 200 emblems

cont. story 2?

Seems likes is going to be a good story, feel free to continue

I got arrested twice last year. No charges pressed though as I was psychotic during that time. Tried to break in into a house, went back to it later when police were there, so they arrested me. After a few hours in their cell they would let me go though, and drive me in front of the mental health clinic. Second time a few weeks later still psychotic, found keys to another house, spent the night in it, but got arrested the next day by police. Again after taking a nap in their cell they drove me in front of the mental health clinic again. This time they wanted me to stay there, so it took a few hours before I would escape and go on with my psychotic adventures. Fun times.

I imagine you looked for help, you know, to treat your "psychosis"

slit ur own throat

> me and 2 other classmates
> all around 13 y/o
> one of the friends was this half gypsy kid
> he was weird
> he would act as normal and ratonal as 13 y/o can, ofc
> sometimes its like his gypsy side took over
> suddenly acts like a total sandnigger
> me and other kid kinda disliked this
> so, all 3 of us decided to steal cables
> we stole a lot of cables
> decide to steal our school's cables
> park behind school, not many people
> we steal some of it
> come back later to look again,
> we roll cable so it doesn't look like its stollen
> we leave
> after one block some guy with a dog catches up
> pulls badge
> you gotta be fuckin kidding me
> he leads us to school principle
> we have to pay for the cable
> my dad comes and pays
> feelsbadman.jpeg
> few weeks later
> I still have all the cable
> me and white friend decide to fuck with the gypsy guy
> sell all the copper
> all day in one of those gamer clubs
> spent it all together and tell gypsy kid my dad took all the cables
> he believes it
> mfw

Hey, why would i do that, i'm not the one thats psychologicaly unstable

if u count up all ur cut scars the numbers a hidden secret message for the next level

>most autistic country at it again
kill yourself, would be easier than living in a shithole

It's not tat hard killing yourself there, just sleep on the floor and sonner or later some poisonous insect will end your suffering

almost, at the border postmail, I dodget a bullet.
wanna hear the story?

Go ahead border postmail user

Only Cop story I had was when I was like 6

>Chilling with friends at the apartment complex
>One nigger, one white kid who was the niggers half brother and one shitskin Muslim named Rami (Not afraid to use names because I wish this bitch would find me)
>Laughing and having a good time because I didn't know how badly Shitskins could turn on you at the time
>While I'm fucking laughing as a 6 year old little kid Rami the Mudslime stuffs woodchips down my fucking throat
>I was laughing so a few went down my throat and I started to choke
>I coughed them up and went as ham as a 6 year old can
>He walked back to his apartment with a limp (What a pussy, no way a 6 year old can make you limp fucking bitch)
>My mom was actually coming home from work and saw the entire thing unfold
>Go back to my apartment
>15 minutes later get a call from the head office
>The cops want to talk to me
>Apparently shitskins grandparents called the cops on me
>Fucking what?
>Go down to the office
>Open the door
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>The cops are in there and they start interrogating me
>I begin to cry because I'm 6
>While the cops are interrogating me I hear from the office "Allahu Akbar" as I see Rami pull a fucking cord off his vest
>No but really
>It all culminated with us both getting a warning
>Never hung with that mother fucker again

Afterstory:

>As my mom pulls her truck out of the parking spot to go home she hits one of the cop cars
>Cop was chill and just popped the bumper dent out
>Still freaked us out though

Yeah few times. For hacking a hospital, cp possession and illegal weapon possession.
did 4 months in jail

4months For all that?
Also, why did you hack a hospital?

yeah, okay
it happened 2 years ago
>me, 18, in school
>thinking how cand I fuck myself up
>browsing the internetz
>find some seeds which contain LSA
>me eurofag, seeds in USA
>order on site
>briefly check legislation of country. 'they can't harm me, shit's gonna be ok, I think they won't even open the package'
>two weeks go by
>I gotta go pick them up from border postmail
>I go with a friend, the postmail is in another city
>guy with bage on the desk
cont?

Go fuck yourself idiot.
You're fapping to child porn.

those insects are called lebs

cont

...

I'm not a nigger, so no.

Yes, three times now.

The first time, I was under the inlfluence of a huge dose of 20 grams of magic mushrooms. I remember teleporting around the city, meeting the "Oneness"....

> suddenly an old couple are yelling at me
> im trying to open their screen door at midnight
> teleport into their garden, rolling around
> teleport to their door again

Next minute I'm being arrested. I keep on saying sorry to the police officer and forgetting that I'm being handcuffed.

> got taken to hospital
> spent the night in a cell
> conversed with the police officers most of night

Got a great funny story from the cell if anyone wants to hear it, I had about twenty cops laughing there asses off.

>20 grams of magic mushrooms. I remember teleporting around the city, meeting the "Oneness"....
to all you autistic public servants out there hes not saying this literally happened but describing the experience, what it FELT like. go smoke a joint. respect the exercise of my victimless crimes to do likewise. economically. commercially. lawfully.

Just might be my first time tomorrow. I was given a citation for public intoxicated.

>the guy from the desk wears a police badge
>shit's serious
>he takes my personal information
>gets the package and opens it
>my knees get weak and I get pale
>it's not just seeds, there is a drawing of a guy meditating and opening his third eye and a triangle and all this shit
>oh god, I don't want to be arrested
>postman looks at me
>"what's this?"
>well, seeds
>"what seeds?"
>seeds that...are good for health, natural seeds, ginko biloba
>"what are you doing with these?"
>looks at my friend
>"what is he doing with these seeds?"
>"well...he's got a project on biology, he'll use them for that. he'll also plant some of them"
>nigga what the fuck? that's not a good thing to say, growing those plants are illegal
>"you know that we need to send a sample at a laboratory, to check it, that's the usual thing to do"
>he looks at us at grins "look, kids, don't do shit like this, just stay away from these things"
>I sign that paper, he gives me the collet, we fucking go
>"DUDE WE ALMOST GOT ARRESTED, WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"I fucking know, man, but he took my personal information, what if he comes after me?"
>"man...I don't know"
I feard that hole week that he'll come after me, by the way, no one knew what I've done that day. also. wanna hear when I took them at midnight and I thought I'd die?

>feard
>hole

Jfc niggers can't spell

feared*
whole**
sorry, I rushed a bit

post midnight story