ITT: We post facts
>50% of people browsing Sup Forums are kissless virgin wizards trying to forget how miserable their life is
ITT: We post facts
Ethan Myers
Ayden Morris
I'm not a wizard yet. Still three years to go. Also not kissless.
Matthew Cook
>kissless
untrue
>virgin
true
>trying to forget how miserable their life is
depends, when i visit Sup Forums i'mm trying to indulge in my hobby but when i visit Sup Forums or /r9k/ i am usually trying to soak in my own misery like a pathetic little faggot
Zachary Lee
I can actually feel your powers
Lincoln Cox
OP is included in said 50%.
Ayden Perry
sure, in the "super cool user with gf" 50%
David Ortiz
I reckon that percentage is slightly higher, maybe 60%, even though I'm actually not in that demographic
Benjamin Lopez
America is literally going ape shit over an ape. Enjoy the irony.
Daniel Phillips
Please. You're not feeling anything but yourself, posting magic the gathering art and shit.
Benjamin Sanchez
Don't be such a silly sausage OP, you don't have to pretend here.
Lucas Torres
Only real man get dubs
>mfw I'm a real man
Benjamin Flores
I don't understand how it's possible that anyone is a virgin when there are people like this running around!
Asher Thomas
lol
Gavin Edwards
nice dubs XDXD
Colton James
>owns a business
>has a quirky sense of humour
m8 what the fuck
Grayson Williams
>XDXD
Caleb Turner
>
Evan Nguyen
...
Jason Hernandez
gay shit, please leave
Jackson Reyes
really?
I hope you die YOU SICK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING AND WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU SHIT SICK FUCK I HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS THREAD AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS WEBSITE I HOPE ALL OF YOU DIE SHIT
Caleb Cook
what are you trying to say me with that?