What's Sup Forums's ideal apocalypse?

What's Sup Forums's ideal apocalypse?

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Preferably something that doesn't destroy major infrastructure.

zombie apocalypse
FFA

Any kind of apocalypse,
but i would prefer less destructive one, like virus or something

the one where literally every single person dies

>read "I need computers to live"

Agreed

And toilets, canned food, Christmas trees, personal hygiene, internet porn...I think I changed my mind about the apocalypse.

CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN

The one where I'm first to die.

Can I be 2nd?

One's dream being realized just before dying, without seeing it's false (that it gives true happiness)?

Apocalypse just means uncovering. As in the truth gets revealed. As in Revelations.

I think the original hebrew or greek or sanskrit or whateverthefuck word meant to uncover/reveal.

But that word was translated into apocalypse. And that literally means the destruction of the world.

It's all to do with the interpretation and translation of the bible.

Greek, and it literally means uncovering.
The translation of it is revelation.
People use it for end of the world scenarios because that revelation contained one.

The sky literally rains giant tits down on mankind to the point of damn near extinction. What a way to go

zombiecalypse for sure

nuclear apocalypse without all the mutants, and limited ammounts of radioactive waste

My apocalypse? All men are gone, zap. All women over 45 are gone, zap.

Im the only man left. Dat ratio of penis to vaginas.

USA is out, nuclear plants wiuld melt down without MEN to run them.

Also i would nuke the niggers in Africa for fun.

Natural disasters (volcanoes are my favourites)

america nukes the uk

Hell coming to earth and judgement day. Hopefully satan hasn't found my fap folder

My true apocalypse:
> every one tells the truth and get sad to know the true feelings, but good to know something is clever to build through truth. And die of cries to having been judged by each other.

Still pretty hooked on zombies, tbh. Might also enjoy some other forms of undead though... I dunno, really anything that lets me watch the world burn is breddy gud. Let's get it going, y'know? I'm getting impatient.

I like the global overpopulation apocalypse. Nothing like allowing retards to flood our enviroment and smear their ugly cunts all over everything.

Team human, if we cant do it... We cant do it.

...

I rise to power as the CEO of a nanotechnology corporation that revolutionizes medicine with the release of a series of microscopic robots designed to augment the human immune system. Citizens who purchase our product enjoy the benefits millions of tiny machines circulating in their blood stream that effectively fight off all forms of disease, repairs damaged cells and reverse aging.

Popularity of my product soars and it isn't long before most of the free world is embracing a new transhuman era, where all people on earth are immortal, completely immune from death. Unfortunately, no one realizes before it's too late that I'm the son of Lucifer in the flesh and I intend to completely destroy the Earth's ozone layer, forcing all of humanity to live in a fiery hell on earth suffering in agony for eternity.

Lets begin truth thread about Sup Forums? It get s low low slow to get answer but so fast to imagine. Im so slow after it but feel no worries, just keeping my mind on. Feels so good to be free. What you think?

The one where every single one of us dies. The one where there is nothing any of us can do to escape our fate. The one where we can't take any of our retarded shit with us.

This one

Basically fallout with all its 50's Americana and mutated animals.

Amen

Apocalypse? How will you shitpost with no electricity/internet?

~.~ mY (uh..) Poco-Lips ~.~
.............................................. -- by litte Johhny Sunshine (in Mrs. Gardener's 4th grade class)

My idea of the apocalype is when an space alien uses magnets to pull the moon away from the Earth, and then they use magnets to pull a baZillion ass-troids into the earth, and then they get the sun to do solar flares & knock out the power grid & our communication sat-L-Lights, and then they blow up the moon and it falls into the earth, and then I won't get hit no more by my old man for staring at my sister's tits when she's sleeping and he's ballz deep in her ass.
And then jesus and the church of scientology will eat all the mormans on red nose day and we all put on our red shoes and dance the blues.

I luv diek

All humans get wiped out by sexy aliens who colonize earth. But they leave me alive as a sexual test subject. Egg laying n shit.

This is actually scary. That isn't entirely implausible. That could actually happen. Nanotechnology is about 30 years away from making immortality a very real possibility and who is to say some form of nanovirus doesn't actually spread like a pandemic that forces everyone to live forever, right about the time global warming becomes absolutely undeniable and irreversible.

Global warming already is irreversible. It has been since 2011.

Drowning in pussy

I wasn't joking. I really am the son of Lucifer and I really am going to do that.

30 years away, my ASS. genetically modified foods have been spoon-fed to children since the birth of SPAM & bleached flour, etc.

Welcome to Earth my son.

All of them at once.

I must admit, this is creative.

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>Spiced
>Bleached

Whole lotta genetic mods happening there, well scienced friend, perfect 5/7

My real apocalypse is human overpopulation
2nd one is Sun dieing and eighter blowing our entire planet to bits or leaving us to die from cold

>forced to live forever
that will give a long time to reach nirvana

Well the probability is very high that humans, the earth, and most likely the whole universe will eventually be wiped out so extremely quickly that you would never even notice dying.
There are forces that you or I could not even comprehend out there, just one errant wave of cosmic energy, or one large asteroid that hit a planet just the right way is currently heading towards our little planet right now.
We would have little to no warning, not that would do any good, and almost instantly everything would be gone.

So yah, I think the real point of philosophizing about apocalypse is to usher in a better understanding that you should live your life to the fullest while you can. The realization that you are going to die, no matter what you do, is just going to happen. It is out of your hands. But that thought is mostly ignored to allow us to live life, so the next best thing is the threat (a very real threat) of an apocalypse. Hilariously it is more digest-able by most minds to think of some event that kills everyone then to think of the natural course of death that will happen anyways!

Skirmish between Koreas. Everyone thinks it's the same old sabre-rattling they do all the time. But Lil' Kim is paranoid since China enacted sanctions- it goes too far, it's on. North Korean army is wiped out within a week but not before they launch a nuke. 3 way race between US/South Korea from the east, China from the west, Russia trying to take some ports in the north. Mistakes happen, airforces clash, the ruskies launch a low yield nuke to take out CSG5, telling UN it wasn't at land, just the fleet.
Obama collapses into coma after 26 straight rounds of golf since the conflict began. Biden last seen running naked across the lawn of the White House and into the night. Hillary steps in, promising calm. After $2billion donation to Clinton Foundation from Russia is frozen in escrow US attempts first strike victory, but fails. Northern Hemisphere awash in radioactive haze.
Meanwhile I'm chilling on the beach down under.

(uh..) not to be captain poopy-pants in your Rosegarden funeral of sores; but... it's a beautiful idea to ''HEAL'' the human race ..BUT.. drug companies would go BROKE if the drugs were free. And then the government wouldn't receive that allocation of distribution into the (pretty) Pollution Hate-machine that is designed to kill us ..slowly, with misery and economic struggle.

When you turn 27 years old this will all make sense to you.

...i mean 69.

>Meanwhile I'm chilling on the beach down under wondering why it's snowing in summer because I'm a fucking stupid Aussie who doesn't understand that nuclear fallout would cause a nuclear winter.

ftfy

Not if you have to pay a software license for the robots in your blood that are keeping you alive.

Two armies fighting the city then a massive event like an earthquake or something happens scattering the forces.

Order collapse and supply is cut off both armies are using gurreila tactics and scavenging for supplies

global warming apocalypse is best

Very little fallout/dust would make it across the equator. We'd only get a nuclear autumn

Cthulhu

...

ok.
you win. i gotta go to bed and be up in 4 hours for WORK.
Have fun dreaming about (non)-Death; it's a beautiful childish fantasy, like vampires & geoCentic-(Lucifer) spiritual ''angels''.

etc

feminazis apocalypse

I'm 42 years old and I own a five 24 hour diners. My LLC makes low end 7 figures annually.

That one were I die

Global winds don't cross the equator. I know what I'm talking about, I watched the first half of On The Beach. It all worked out well.

Mr Garrison fucks all the people he doesn't agree with to death and the other people are unable to perform basic functions of keeping the world running

in the begining,
before written words and telepathic songs,
there were ''angels'' that knew (the bad-boy named) Lucifer, because he was a rock-star rebel, like David Bowie. But then ''Fall dog bombed the Moon'' & the Reality was unveiled to show the entire unKnown Universe would never be following this
tiny-Earth story of
bullshit.

Big comet hitting into the ocean causing massive waves that wash everything away.

Humans going extinct because of social networks and other shit which is going on right now.

good night, Trixie. ..thanks for playing.

Enjoy your Gift.
called
Life

I want the earth to be cracked in half by a super massive cosmic body.

>supposedly left for work but still here inexplicably

You mean since 2 billion years ago

Our sun suddenly sends out a solar flare large enough to wipe out everything organic on Earth :)

I like you. Death from extraterreatial sources is the most likely scenario

Oh and I have always had a boner for a direct hit by a gamma burst

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nerve gas

Fuck your links. I need my safe space and a gallon of nooo-que.

alien race comes to earth and forces massive orgy pit. Everyone starves to death in huge pile of orgy. We become sacrifices for alien's god

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That would be really awful. The vast majority of humans are very ugly.

Your orgy pit would include the elderly.

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a virus that only kills niggers

The idea of an apocalypse and everyone's discussions on it just make me depressed because I have type 1 diabetes and that I couldn't survive longer than a month and any longer than that would be a pretty uncomfortable death.