Ask a migration lawyer anything, I specialise in all visa types and work with lots of refugees and boat people

Ask a migration lawyer anything, I specialise in all visa types and work with lots of refugees and boat people.

Will try and answer as many questions as I can before losing interest/sleeping

Wat country r u from

In what country and why do you hate this country?

Straya

Australia and I love my country

Does the skilled migration list of Australia ever get updated. As in I am a commercial diver but as per the Australia website they don't need any of us there right now.

It's updated automatically but like everything on border.gov.au it's neglected and can't be trusted as being accurate. Just take it upon yourself to get an employer to sponsor you. Easier and more gauranteed.

Can't I just fly down there and hunt for a job

Which nationality is scum according to you?

Provided you don't get a no further stay condition on your tourist visa. Where are you coming from?

South Africans (Afrikaners) are the worst, followed closely by Brits and Indians. New Zealanders are in their own category of shit.

Non visa related but still asking because lawyer.
Australian citizen by birth but live my whole life in europe, went to australia for 2 years, took 30 grand in loans and left. How fucked am i if i want to go back someday?

They're gonna be waiting for you chief as if you left yesterday.

What would it take for a white european to become a citizen?

Airport arrest ?

sincerely fucked

Get yourself a visa. Live here for four years, but the last twelve months must be as a permanent resident (no more tourist visa, you need something permanent). And no travel for more than 1 month in your fourth and final year in the greatest country on earth.

Not likely, but alarms will go off as soon as you open a bank account, start renting, get onto Centrelink etc.

Do you think i would be able to sponsor my wife?

Does phase 2 of a de facto visa just get rubber stamped? Submitted one a few weeks back but didn't put in the same effort as phase 1.

If you're in Australia you may just not be able to answer this but Ill give it a go.
I just recently got an immigrant visa approved for the US, just gotta wait for it to get to me via mail.
My question tho is, when I get there I will get US resident status? When do I get my green card, if I do at all?
I read there is a difference between permanent and conditional residency and if so what makes it different?
And lastly, who long do I have to wait and what do I have to do to become a US citizen? And is it true that I cant leave the country at all until I get a permanent residency?

Yes, bring her with you if you come back. Offshore partner visas are a fucking nightmare and take years. Onshore lnes aren't that quicker but at least she will be here with you while it is processing.

You should be fine, if DIBP has any concerns or if something is lacking they won't jump straight to refusal. They will give you a 28 day period to provide any further evidence they may want.

Nfi sorry, only work on applications brining people into Australia not for them to go abroad.

Can I setup a company to sponsor family member?

Fucking US visa process. It has been an absolute nightmare of bureaucracy and red tape shit

So can a homeless bum just fly into straya and be granted citizen ship? Or need i a jewish lawyer?

It would need to be operations for at least 2 years, specifically to prevent phoney skilled sponsorship like this.

lol you don't deserve American freedom with an attitude like that

That's what I hear. US and Japan are almost designed to prevent people going there.

I'm not a Jew.

Any type of company will do? I sell photos on the side, about to setup a company for that. Will that do after 2 years? Not making huge money or any employees.

Already in it, bitch
It felt like the real test of one's willingness and desire to get the visa was more on the process and not really on the consular interview at all.
No idea what Japan is like, with their xenophobia n shit

I'm not 100% but I think you need a minimum of 6 full time staff and gross income above $100 or more.

If i wanted to work/backpack in Australia while travelling the lands, what qualifications do i need? And if i make money, do i need to pay taxes?

You are a real piece of shit
A fucking sell out, fucking up the country by aiding hundreds of thousands of foreign scum to settle there.
The cunts spend millions of tax paxpayers dollars on legal aid and social funding, because their fucking poor useless asses can't look after themselves.
Meanwhile you're bending the law , telling lies and racking in tens of thousands of dollars, all while fucking up the country.

Utter cunt

No qualifications needed if you get a working visitor visa. Just need to speak English. Yes you will pay taxes.

Oh really? What experience do you have on migration law and refugees? You must be quite knowledgable working the graveyard shift at Caltex you bogan fucking maggot.

Bump

I believe i read somewhere that i need 3k£ on my account to be allowed in the country?

Also, are the abbos as bad as i hear?

Yes they need to know you have some finances to support yourself/return to so you don't overstay.

Aboriginals are harmless. Never had any issues with them.

Are they as neanderthalic as i imagine?

No, they're mainly beggars on the streets of major cities. The worst you'll get is called a white cunt if you don't give them change.

so you hate White People? so you are the one who helps "muh open borders" and forced immigration of non-whites. "congrats", you are just another puppet supporter of White genocide. not just supporter, but you r doing bad things by helping them.

how hard would it be for me to move to an island in the Caribbean? say the bahamas? I would need a job but im whit from ny

Makes no sense. Criticised Indians and Maoris, non white last time I checked. Learn to read cunt.

how hard is it to get a job in Australia with no education?

Ha, fucking rekt

3rd year aus law student here. How hard was it entering the job market? did you do a vac program? what where your grades? Melbourne Uni's state of the legal job market reports every year make for grim reading as a student.

Whats your best advice to getting employed?

Volunteer at any top tier firm that will have you. If you are good and always show up and if you get lucky and someone there takes a liking to you then they'll give you first call if an entry role comes up. Firms hate advertising jobs and will fill internally if they can.

Would you consider abbos being in any way less evolved than white people? If not, how do you explain them making almost zero progress in 50k years?

Thanks man, so I should just cold-call them? shoot them an email offering to volunteer? Ill give that a try.

Also on an unrelated note, Im not South African by why dont you like em ahah? I have had two Afrikaans room mates and they where horribl, people hated, the English and hated all other races but non-anglo whites lol.

cuz user's telling it how it is? Everybody knows our system is a royal pain in the ass..

good show, the part in the new season when Clever was waiting in line in the store had me in tears

Why you fucking retards don't bomb these ass smelly shit boats on sight instead of wasting millions on integratioin,of a society wich is far advanced,than their stone-age one?

"boat people" ... seems a bit slanderous. I doubt what you claim to be.

You have clearly never seen australian politicians. That is probably the PC term in australia.

you fucking cancer.
you are everything that is wrong with australia and also the world in 2016.
i sincerely hope you die in a fire.