G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

because i'm too much of a pussy to do it.

Because you're still making these threads, of course

I'm happy.

I dont have the means to do it.

that's good to know.

yeah.

glad you are happy.

continue to live then.

because in a month I'll come home to a loving woman, good friends and a caring family
because I'm currently headed for the job I was born to do and love doing
because my life is fucking awesome and it only seems like it's getting better
because that ass be fine

i tried....
burned my hands last night from fapping way to much and now i can't hold the knife to cut myself, wanna help?

Fear of the chance of failure.
Nobody regrets committing suicide (how could they?) but people who merely attempt tend to have rather severe regrets.
Some regret having tried in the first place, some regret having not succeeded.

Sometimes I look at the balcony and think to myself "not high up enough." Maybe if I could go head first and pop my skull... I'd probably chicken out.

It takes a lot of bravery to commit to something like suicide.
Living a sad life for lack of alternative is as cowardly as killing yourself to escape responsibility.

When I really come to my senses, there are things to live for. Most of them are things other people think are stupid; but if it keeps me alive, if it's worth living for, why should it matter what they think?

- I want to watch cartoons and anime
- I want to play video games
- I want to know how people's lives are going
- I want to see what new forms of entertainment advances in technology will afford
- I want to solve the word games in the daily newspaper
- I don't want my coworkers to have to cover my shifts because I'm dead
- I don't want the people who care about me to have one less reason to be alive. (not being boastful so much as saying that just like I have a handful of reasons to live, I am probably among reasons on a list for why other people stay alive too)

congrats on all that man.
no thanks. but glad you are going to keep living.

because im waitng for an aliexpress package

no reason to do it

all good thoughts bro.
whats in it ?
glad you have no reason.

Thanks.
And what's your reason today?

a red dot sight
ill put it on a fucking nerf

Because my country's being overrun with mudslime filth, and I'd only be making it easier for them if I killed myself.

Also sage

I dont fucking know OP

The girl of my dreams has decided our relationship isn't worth it.

I gave up so much for her and shes just tapping out now..

fucking hell..

thanks
sometimes it feels good to brag

Because I'm going to fuck my friend's sister in a few hours and then get really high and drunk with them.

whatever floats your boat.
i think i'm going to have a productive day of getting stuff done. so that makes me feel good.
fuck that bitch. girls are everywhere, just get another one.
not hating, that's great bro. we all would like to get there too.

Because I've got a job interview today.

because I really want to build a new pc in a 2 weeks but after that I really dont know :(

making more music, and the possibilty of one day feeling loved
>inb4 alone forever fag

Because I still have pizza rolls in the oven and I don't want to forget to take them out and turn the oven off but after that Idrk

get high, eat the rolls leave the oven on, have fun with both

Because I live a passive enough lifestyle that nothing pisses me off enough to do it.
If I tried any harder, it would and I would kill myself.

As it is, I was expecting to spend my first hot summer long weekend getting high and doing shitall, instead ts been 3 days of being enraged and wanting to kill myself, but not getting enraged enough for it.

Because my gf is at least a 9 and because I get my dream job in 1 year.

Because I want to see where the world has gone in 50 years

Because I'm waiting for the sauce of that gif

My dad will yell at me if I leave the oven on. And that doesn't really do anything for me?

Because I´m finally content. And being content is amazing

Slept in my car. Not killing myself because this worthless cunt have me a kid. A few days after I took this picture I had to call the cops on her. She has been jailed for a month now but she won't get out anytime soon

don't know, I've got no degree, failed on my last one. Want to study something but don't know what since I literally have no interest in anything. Unemployed right now, looking for a shitty job in a store or something. Nothing makes me happy anymore.

Cause I wanna play Battlefield 4, then BF1 in a few months and do it all on glorious Xbox One

End of year exams week, need to stay alive

I am in love.

Also I won't give that to life, they'll have to fucking come from me if the want me.

Im getting drunk with my room mate tommorrow

Because I haven't finished reading I Shall Seal the Heavens. Will probably off my self the moment I do.

gluck. study hard. hope you pass them all.

keep on living. you'l find your path.

Why the fuck would you do that

You seem so alright

waiting for piper perri to do anal

Because I start everyday believing that she will come back.

OP is glorious
>baits depressfag by asking them why they wouldn't kill themself
>Idontknowman.jpeg
>Responds to them peacefully trying to convince them not to
>moralfags join to tell people what makes them happy
>convincefags keep out because they dislike the positive vibes OP offers
>moralfags automatically attract to depressfags trying to make them feel better
>OP potentially saves multiple people from suicide
OP is a glorious genious

It is too early too meet satan.

Fate da real nigga

no worries they'll bring her back to you lil' nignog

but if they don't it's prolly just to save you from sum horrible shit you don't know about her

I cant face it. Thats the only thing keeping me in this world. For now.

honestly never thought about it that way.
nice analysis.

satan is probably a cool guy. probably has lot of drug orgies down in hell.

>OP potentially saves multiple people from suicide

No he fucking dosnt. No one is not gonna kill themselves because a huge faggot on Sup Forums tells them not to. holy shit you are stupid

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can't kill myself because i don't have a gun

they're impossible to get in america now because of obamacare

now i just have to sit here and let transgenders piss in my mouth

if only i can hold out until Trump is president; then he will give every American a solid gold toilet and make Mexico pay for it.

lol. how's that tinfoil hat fittin ?

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
cuz i'm grilling hamburgers today!

hamburgers are so good

I think I will ned the source of this vid

listen here lil' nignog
I've been through similar shit
>be me
>highschool
>whole year getting grades like I'd been cheatin
>there's this gurl sitting in front of me
>never really thought about her, she always seemed so annoying
>this was until then
>one day sum kid starts running out of class screaming
>we confused af
>both me and she start saying sumthing together like we rehearsed that shit
>giggles
>we start chatting and stuff
>hauling out those conversations like mcdonalds does them fries
>great time
>next few weeks we keep chatting like damn
>we really feeling it
>can't stop thinking bout her
>never been in real love before, just hoes 'n trix
>realize she's the one on a weekend home alone
eating chicken nuggets and watching harry potter never been so life changing
>next day go to camp
>already pumped to even just see her
>try to start a conversation like everyday
>she ignores me
>confused
>this goes on the entire day
>coming home I'm broken
>no matter I tried she just got more and more harsh
>damn
>brothers in the hood didn't even know of us both yet, they only suspectin'
>year almost over
>try hitting up her fire again
>she doesn't even look at me
>finish school
>had to study through the pain
>hard as shit man
>never seen her again

nigga I almost killed myself
I cried the whole break trying to convince me we'd meet again someday
but nignog let me tell you this
don't fucking kill yourself man
one day the light might shine bright and you might come together with her again
or even forget her
don't let life stand in your way of being successfull lil' nignog

stay strong like me

Because Zelda Wii U isn't out yet

I like masturbating

big zelda fan ?

Because I'll never get to do opiates again if I kill myself

Haven't watched this Sundays Game of Thrones yet...

Because my gf told me she loves me more than ever

watching it now.
nice. she swallow and do anal ?

Mediocre episode nothing eventful
>swallow and do anal ?
Yes and yes

sauce pls

nice. sounds like you got a good wife.
i disagree tho, it's a good episode so far.

Because I wanna wait and see if Trump will fuck up America ... that'd be hilarious.... for a while .... maybe after that I'm just gonna hang myself - who knows?

sigh.... can't believe Trump is the nominee

It's been months OP, do you plan to lay off for a bit?

She is definitely a keeper
And well nothing really happened that we didn't know about. Felt more like a set up episode

Because there are still a few more drugs I want to try in all honesty. Plus I can't waste my current stash of weed, acid, and alcohol.

don't know.

The Crown and the Church joining up is pretty significant.

what's next on your agenda to try ?

because somebody tells me who this girl is

sauce??!?!

bamp

don't know bro.

bamp ?

My brother is getting married next year. I will hold on until then. I'll do it for his sake

chiggywiggy boodeeboo!

nice. are you in the wedding ?
hopefully you get to hookup with a bridesmaid.

Getting pretty far into this job application that could really make a difference in my life

I'm the best man, so I'll do anything to make his day

Keep it up man, keep trucking along regardless

i wish good luck 4 u in getting the job.

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I cant get my daily dose of dubs if I off myself.

thanks, its only for my placement year at university but could still lead to great things

have to go to the gym with my buddy later, so, not today...

but you got singles.

be optimistic. also don't put all ur eggs in one basket.

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nice sauce, i like dat

sauce ?

idk