I dun goofed, Sup Forums

I dun goofed, Sup Forums.

>Last november
>"Senior" in HS
>Am minor
>Am 18 now I promise

>Find sheet in school with a bunch of student IDs and passwords

>holyshit.jpg
>It's for google classroom/drive
>Post them on here
>Students cloud folders filled with gay porn
>"I hate niggers" written on class pages

Autism rises

>Send instagram DM to the kids
>'Get hacked faggot' 'you are fucked'
>autism.jpg

>I get bored and thread dies
>5 months later

>playing rust
>about to get started with fresh server wipe when all of a sudden
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>Detective and his buddy from, and I kid you not, homeland security
>(homeland security guy was not involved with case, but not sure why he came, they were buddies or something)

>I tell them I did it because I'm not a good liar

>go to juvenile services (was minor)

>decide they will not make this on my record if...

>I spend the entire month of june going with a curfew...

>And I have to go to a bunch of different places, in a van, with other "offenders" which are all niggers

>So I have to go to these scare straight places, in a van, with niggers.

>For the entire month of june

>If I don't, I go to court.

>I do this in a week

>Wat do?

>How do I not get killed by these nigger noggers

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Look at it this way: other kids go to the zoo for fun, you go to the zoo as part of a court-ordered youth rehab program.

Are you prepared to move beyond this life?

do it dumbass, im sure u will get tons of stories to tell people from it

The best way to avoid being killed by niggers is to mutter to yourself and avoid eye contact. Nogs fear the crazy white man, because they know he is not intimidated by them and that he will never stop.

Also, dude you're in a van with cops and guards. You won't get knifed as long as you act like a sane human being. No one is that fucking dumb, otherwise they would already be in jail.

Just don't say nigger and you'll come out alive.

Yeah stories about how jamal sitting next to me kept getting kfc crumbs on my pants

It's really not that bad. I'm typically accepted by niggers universally because of my spic looks. They will pick on you if they know you are afraid of them. So, buzz cut your hair and do what you gotta do. Quite honestly though, they probably wont do shit to you since they want to avoid getting in anymore trouble.

It's not with jails or guards. We ride in a van with 2 adults probably. Go to a nigger containment center, a shock trauma center, drug rehab center, do volunteer work at fire station.

I have to ride in a VAN with hoodlums.

Not a bus.

A white molester van.

Fuck my life

Where is Moonman when I need him?

You might just see some shit then.

Get a bowl-cut hairdo, talk to yourself a bit and avoid eye contact. Maybe bring a go-pro and make a nog-infiltration thread.

>I didn't post any of the shit on the accounts anyways
>This is your fault you fucking faggots
>I'm blaming it on the collective Sup Forums

Why a bowl cut? I'm riding with niggers, not shooting up a middle school.

>FYI I'm being charged with 'Computer Unauthorized access code'

What even is that

That's the point. Makes you look extra-crazy.

checkd

>>OGP...????

?

gette this

hey hey hey buddy..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
glad to here fro ya

Bring grape juice for everyone.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_Fraud_and_Abuse_Act

Thats crazy how they traced that back to you. Makes me wonder how they even figure that stuff out.

Anyway just ride in the van and do your time. It won't be that bad, just some idiots trying to scare you. Keep in mind what you did wasnt even that bad, they're just trying to make you think it is.

Its gonna be fine man, just roll with the bullshit and do what they say and it will be over before you know it.

Oh shit boi. Checked.

Just dress up like this and they will think you are one of them

underage b&

>not hiding through 7 proxies first

Darwin award of the year.

You gonna get shanked foo.

Dubs of truth. Hope you got your affairs in order OP