How old are you? And what do you do for a living?

How old are you? And what do you do for a living?

67. retired FBI agent

29.

Broken hearted, unfulfilled, gas trader.

12. I own a chain of strip clubs

20
Military, it's ok

23. GM at Chipotle

25. software engineer

23 security guard

28
baker

25 geologist

19, Librarian.

21
Pizza Delivery

I get to drive and listen to Audiobooks.

Need another job where I don't have to interact with faggots over a prolonged shift.

33. Medic.

42 today...my birthday!

Old as fuck but look and act 28. Get carded for booze and at clubs.

Analyst. It's okay. $70K+ a year, but living in New Orleans, so it's apartment living for me!

20. Law student.

Have some girl ever opened the door naked?

30....basically nothing, wife works and I lay around and cry

19. Work at Whole Foods and own my own business

Summer fag

20, full-time student
working as a network admin intern this summer and have my help desk technician job waiting for me back at uni

yeah but it was my mom....

25 union elevator constructor/mechanic

>retired FBI agent
>retired
oh hai

26 personal trainer
I get to where shorts too work and i tell people how to work out properly and they give me money :D

38
mend fuel pumps at gas stations and truckstops etc

how many cougars have you fucked?

>42
>goes to clubs

I'm sure you look 28, bro. Fuckin delusional

Na, but back when I was doing deliveries for woolworths(groceries supermarket) I'd had bra and panties twice at the door and the bubbliest booty I ever done seent in my life.

As far as door encounters go for pizza it's more people having parties and offering you bong rips.

It's okay.

28
Railroad Signalman
100k /year

34, TSA agent

22
work with retarded kids
up to about 30$/hour

21.
I work as a freelance graphic designer and i don't earn shit, i'm also at college but maybe i'll quit. Life is kinda confused now.

Heard that's good to get into. Don't you need like an inside source though to get in?

32
Your mom

How many assholes have you searched

19. Logistics and shipments.

Salary?

29, IT Engineer.

18. Work at a chick fil a restaurant with a bunch of degenerates

23almost24
ff/emt-p

27. International drug dealer

20
Millitary

23
Jimmy John's delivery driver
about to go back to school

22 electrical engineer

31
ambulance service
23k

I had a degree in electrical engineering and got lucky when they were hireing. I had absolutely no one helping from the inside so it was really nerve racking hiring process Awesome job though once you're in

18
Nothing ATM

18, Certified desktop support. 30k.
>Comptia and Microsoft for those of whom wondering.

you sound like my ex

21, school.

26, planning specialist for UPS package.

Why?

go to college

Thanks for the e coli, prick.

Aren't you basically a food cult?

22. Photojournalist for a large news Corp in Canuckistan. Good days and bad days, but always something different. Plus I get to see dead guys.

>new orleans

How tf are you alive?

At least post the actual pic, not the fucking thumbnail

39
CEO of a hospital in Texas

21 Looking for a summer job to pay next years college tuition (Netherlands).
Can do basic office work, reception, supply management, events etc.

I WOULD LOVE TO FIND A JOB THROUGH Sup Forums, I will get a plaque to remember it.

31, Sandwich Artist

>25. software engineer
Same here, actually. Guess I'm not too surprised though.

16. High Schooler. I make commercials for $500 each.

I make $43k a year to make schedules and make college kids cry, that is literally what I do.

A lot of Chipotle employees take the culture too seriously. Most of us don't.

I also did graphic design, people liked my work but it is a really bad decision. Not a thing is sure, and everyone is trying to become one. I changed my education into a more certain way. Not judging but seriously learn electro technique or something like that cause nobody needs another graphuc designer and if you really want you can do it on the side of a good paying steady job.

Rent the holes in your body to people. It's legal there, right?

They were hiring around me a while back, basically unless you know someone who works in the airport you aren't getting a job.

I applied for their fire dept and the TSA, Volunteer fire for 5 years Fire 1 and 2, ICS100200and 700, EMT for 6, self defense training, worked management in retail, references from my police chief, mayor, fire chief, basically an HR persons wet dream I didn't even get a call for an interview.

Kid who just got his emt and was going to school for fire 1 applies and gets the paid 60k a year ff job because his dad is retiring.

God I fucking hate Jersey.

Shit where do you work so I know to avoid it? I hope somewhere down south where that might actually be enough to live off of.

29, large watercraft engineer - write the maintenance procedures.

>this mad
what, do you need to see the individual bristles of chris' beard to enjoy yourself?
fuck off dipshit

26
Gay for pay

There's actually a story where a 62 year old woman almost lost her unemployment coverage because she turned down a job offer as a prostitute. Gotta love bureaucracy.

Kankerop lul, zoek gewoon een baan zoals iedereen doet. Nouja behalve ik dan.

I work down south, and I'm lower tier so I'm on the rubbish wage to begin with

That is pretty fucking horrifying.

34, consultant

Yeah chipotle sounds 10x easier than a real kitchen. I did dish for a year and then a server. Worst job of my life. I'm gonna guess you fucked all the cute one, any plans for your next job?

Underage b&

Actually it's pretty fucking hilarious. And it led to legislation regulating the industry giving it a special employment position or some shit like that.

...

bra and panties why they do this?

55 telecom lineman. 53k

21 Software Engineer

what's the problem bro?

28.
Murder.

It is a real kitchen, but back of house and my kitchen managers do all the real work. I would say a KM does 75% of what the store needs. And that is our lowest management position. As soon as you start moving up its cake. I don't want to be restauranteur I want to work in IT. So I might try to work for Chipotle corporate in Denver, work from home, and tell dumb ass managers to reset their routers when they call me.

25; work at an architect firm

>How old are you?
I'm 38.

>And what do you do for a living?
I'm a cashier at In-N-Out Burger.

You do the good Lord's work, sir.

21
Infantryman

Can't you read you dumbass?

Damn dude, that is sad...

Bah, I want to move out of Jersey and get a ff/emt job somewhere else but everywhere I want to go pay sucks.

...

19
Walmart Electronics Sale Associate
11/hour

20

Crossfit/ weightlifting Coach
Pizza delivery/server

That's the NHS for you, only decent money is for paramedics and higher grades/management

haha the spiderman is just hilarious

17 student

24
Paid Clinton Foundation Blogger
80k

Oh Jeez I was talking about the states, you'd be sick to your stomach if you knew how much paramedics and nurses make over here