Why aren't you vegan yet?

Why aren't you vegan yet?

Because i fucking love meat, you shithead faggot

Put your dick in there nature loving faggot

if cows are too good to be vegan then I am too

You love meat so killing (and actually torturing, and raping) animals is ok. You're such a nice user.

Meat is fucking delicious.
I've tried some vegan shit and I have to be honest.
Some vegan alternative dishes taste better than the original, but most of them are worse or just taste like shit.

No one is. No one can be. It's impossible.

because it's just as bad (unless you plat and grow your own crops) and I don't have the land for it.

learn to cook you fucking lazy fuck. vegan alternatives are generally shit, but if you stop viewing 'meat and side' as the default structure of a meal, then there is alot of fucking potential for flavor out there that isn't enhanced by egg, milk or meat

veganism is an sickness of the mind commonly found among hipsters, femboys & sjw's.
>muh special snowflake diet

because vegetables are disgusting and inferior to any kind of meat.

Because I have canines that are meant to eat flesh and a digestive system that can't eat solely Vegetables.

Also Vegans dont exist, chances are you use a item or live in a house or eat something that has either used animal parts in its construction or its production contributed to death of an animal.

I know you fucking idiot. I wasn't implying that all meals MUST have meat. I meant that alot of dishes that contains meat can't be swapped out for a vegan version.

I don't care about being nice. I care about food being delicious. if torture, killing and rape make the happen then so be it.

>implying you aren't alive because of supplements

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>666edgy777me

I feed and put up with these little shits so I deserve to eat them. it's no different than a vegan growing a garden to eat from.

>unironically saying hipsters, femboys & sjw's

>cows are too good to be vegan
>mfw

I like to kill what I eat and eat what I kill.

Shut up vegan loser, you're a skeleton

because I love meat too much

nice cow user..you like mine??

gr8 b8 m8

Collided with a train. in case summer.

dude i weigh like 500 lbs, all from carrots.

First off, this is wrong. Even tho a lot of things come from animals, there also almost always is a vegan alternative.
Secondly, if you were right, the fact that you can't be 100% vegan doesn't stop you to at least try your best and be like 99.5% vegan.

Lmao nerd

O ya that's a nice cow

HOLY HELL!!!.. That cow is attacking that guy!!. We should eat it, before it goes after our children!..
>Somebody please think of the children...

Enjoy being malnourished and pretentious with your moral standing that appartantly is better than anyone else's.

So you would eat your children too?

I like you user, wanna go out and get some brewskies and burgers?

Please tell me OP what does it matter iffy I eat an unfertalized chicken egg or drink some things milk? Nothing is being harmed, nothing is being tortured. I'm just using what would otherwise go to waste

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That's a horrible argument, the fact that you even thought of someone eating kids makes you a disgusting person

Oh boy, somebody called me a nerd on the internet, I guess I lost that argument. Dammit! This always happens!

Because meat is delicious. Humans are at the top of the food chain and other animals have become our food. If they and vegans don't like it, I'd recommend evolving.

Another time, user.

Yea, nerd gimme your lunch money

are you serious? you must be some small dick ugly vegan. enjoy your life without steak. because itll be here for everyone else to enjoy for a long time bud. im about to go and eat some roast beef.

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And he does not care about what you eat.

FUCK yea dude what kind of roast beef?

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I feel sorry for children who are forced into a vegan lifestyle by their delusional parents. The child then grows up to be like 5 foot and malnourished.

as vegan as your vitamin b12 intake?

I live in San Fran and there was a vegan rally (more like a guilt trip parade) in front of Union Square last week. I bought a Big Mac from the Micky D's across the street and ate it about ten feet from them. Unlike the Westboro Baptist Church who will do their best to ignore you, they actually stopped to look at me with disgust. It was a proud moment.

because I value the lives of food animals as less than the momentary enjoyment I receive from eating them.

Haha best counter ever.

>being pro-life

The analogy is that you put up and feed your children too.
And right, I am the horrible person because I do thought experiments and no bad actions, you must be real good people, eating that animal flesh.

its Italian slow roast. ive got a french roll and some local made mayo thats got spicy brown mustard in it thats fucking heavenly. also some pepper jack cheese and some lettuce and pickles.

Do any of you guys know one of those fucking lunatic vegans that only feeds their dog or cat vegetables? Those fucking people ought to be publicly executed.

Also, aren't plants alive too? How come eating them isn't immoral?

Because plants aren't cute

You can stop now loser, nobody cares. Except me I guess because you're annoying

i wish i had the privileged of doing the exact same thing. much respect. ive only meet 2 vegans in my life (midwest user) and ive told them my thoughts on how ignorant they are. their argument is "have you seen how its made" and my argument is "have you fucking tasted steak?"

Because they're not cute. That's the vegan argument in a nut shell. They'll cry and complain endlessly about the poor mistreated cows, but trout? Fuck trout! They're slimy and stupid!

because an animal would eat me if it wanted to.
nature don't give a fuck about this shit nigga.

i think its funny as fuck how stupid people can be. thank you for the laugh. now seriously go and drink bleach

who is raping the animals, tell us user

Thanks.

Genetically engineer tasty children and i'll consider it.

Mah niggas

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why your hands so fat?
sausage finger ass nigga.
how fat are your wrists?
is your uncle your father and your aunt your mother?

Where do you live where there are cows accessible enough to flip off?

Did you know that plants don't actually have a life?

because animals are assholes

Says the fucking Skeleton, go hide in a closet you twig monster

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i love meat, it haz tew be halal cuz da animalz suffas

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When you don't know that trout is a type of fish which is a type of animal which vegans don't eat because it's an animal

That must be a wild stallion. The guy deserved to get bit.

what are you doing in Sup Forums faggot

this is some gud meat

Oh, don't worry, I have no health problem. I simply need to take one single medicine every ten days, not that horrible. Plus I don't "judge" you, and I don't think you're an inferior asshole or whatever, I only care for animals.

I didn't born retard, neither have a aneurysm. So... That's the main reason.

/thread

When you're an idiot who thinks vegans champion the rights of every animal and not just the photogenic ones.

I'm fucking shreded cunt.

because of convenience tbh but at least i can admit vegan is superior unlike some idiots. and i'm getting there.

Good job missing the point fucking idiot

orphan meat is great, lets make a meat dragon

You need medicine to stay healthy.

Why?

One every ten days turn 's into 10 every 1 Day in a few years bub

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Cause they actually, you know, don't feel pain and other stuff.

Because im not a socialjustice warrior lmao

So you actually have to take supplements to get the nutrients you need? Wow, it's almost like eating only plants isn't a good or healthy thing! You know what is a good and healthy thing? Having a balanced diet of animal protein and greens, you gibbering retard.

Sure thing

he made his point you ugly fuck. vegans are idiots and don't even know why they are vegans. just because they are hipster gaylords.

This...

Are you mentally fucking retarded? Idgaf about this thread, but your comment is so fucking retarded that I had to stop and tell you that you need to go back to the third grade. Because fucking 1st graders know that plants are life... You literally cannot deny this as we have a common ancestor with plants! Plants breathe make food and grow... The literal definition of life. Is it an animal? No. But even a retarded man who acts like a suc month knows plants are life. Wtf I can't say anything else, or I may break your fragile little, you know what? There is no comparison because even a germ is smarter than you. Freeze duck me.... I cannot believe someone as dumb as you exists.... Fuck

Because I like eating meat. Fuck you.

Oh my God dude just fucking GO GO GO

wow. victim blaming