RAP BATTLE THREAD !!!

RAP BATTLE THREAD !!!

U bitch ass niggas can't counter mah lines
Cuz they are dope as fuck like spektrem - shine

Suck my dick u nigga fag
Ur mom is lying in my bed
I fuck her asshole - it's so tight
And i steal her soul ginger style
A b c d e f g
H i j k l m n o p
Q r s t u v w x y z
Teenage girls with ESP
Give me the sound to see
Another world outside that’s full of all the broken things that I made
Just give me a life to bleed
Another world outside that’s full of all the awful things that I made

Beat that shit
>Protip: You can't

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They'd love to see your sick rap skills

You rap as bitch and you're good as gone
OP is a faggot and forever alone.

Op sucks
His rhymes aint shit
Fo dat he must really
Love suckin on dick

Nice dubs

said the man in the tub

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
Hm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

Pussy money weed, need a honey and some gs
Ain't it funny how I be cause I smoked a pound of weed
Now pass the crown to me cause I got something to prove
I got notin to lose when I'm clutching the ooze

>clutching the ooze..

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

[Chorus:]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

[Verse 1:]
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinski feeling on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappity-rap
Packing a mack in the back of the Ac
backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
and at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F" bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period
Here's a Maxi-Pad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=Ani_6IRV20A

Pussy, pussy, pussy
Can't you see
You bitches can't do it like me
Motherfuckers stay mad
Like I killed the mom or something
If you really didn't care
You'd let it be

[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
I've been dying since day one
But y'all knew that
My dick is like Americans
Too fat, but dangerous
I'm the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur
I'm a flying reptile
A pterodactyl on Adderall
I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up
You've never heard at all
Eat a dick little faggot, jeez
And furthermore
You trying to scrap with me
I don't beef, faggot
I'm herbivore
Hmm
I crawled into the industry
A saturated circus
Manipulating like Hillary
They say I'm crazy
But lately they've been defending me
Because take a look around, motherfucker
Everyone's digging me

[Hook]
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[Verse 2:]
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap
Immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid
and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)
MC's get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'
Now I lead a New School full of students
Me? Me, I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and being in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and
Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face looking boy
You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering
And take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay
That's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never asked nobody for shit
Git out my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, 'cause

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[Verse 3:]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself
In the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me
My honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize
What I do though for good
At least once in a while so I wanna make sure
Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to
Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes

hows working at mcdonalds treating you all?

Nigga nigga bitch,
nigga nigga
nigga white women,
nigga watermelon, nigga
bitch, nigga, nigga
white women
titties ass

All y'all niggez be mad
Cuz my rhymes so fresh
Why you so mad?
Cuz my rhymes smell like fresh breath?

I got no mercy for hataz
Only room in my Caddie for playaz
If you wanna ride with me
Bitch you the chauffeur.

I'm shining like diamonds
Up in this muthafucka
Don't be mad at me
Because I shine like a diamond

Pop an AK-47 in yo ass
And laugh like I'm Larry the Cable Guy
Why y'all niggez so mad
At the master rap battler?

Do you have a rare modification of dyslexia?

Bad b8 m8 go home & masturb8

Chicken shit
Checkin shit
Dubs in the middle
ain't the dubs to get

Nothing changin in an op thread
Except his mama waking up
In user's own bed

See, you makin fun of my mama
But we brothers on Sup Forums
So when you make fun of my mama
You fuckin yo own family

Now that's all fine and good
Op's still a faggot of course
Gettin in trouble for cp
And pics of himself blowin a horse

His daddy's a cuck
that belongs on Sup Forums
He's always postin in threads
Showin his micro-pee-pee

P is his pasta that's stale as could be
O is before t and after f, a, double g

Those are the only dubs that op can get
Dropping the mic
Op is now rekt

Datzz sum off da dankesst shit mah nigga where 2 find ya mixtape???

Topkek

My lines are heavier
Than your neckbeard ass
Nigger i wear gold around my fuckin neck
And all you fucking have, is bracelet out of brass
Spiritual
Lyrical
Magical
Individual

Real hop hip
Like my aunts dick
Fuck u spic
U makin me sick

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Chequed

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