Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

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Dio-sama...

Claiming best girlie!

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Gonna steal one last image slot from fresh thread because I am gangsta like that. Goodbye anons, was fun.

Cirno/Toriel claimed

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Post a quote from your waifu and let other's guess the context

> "TRIPLE TIP PENETRATION"- Peridot

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Thread is kinda meh atm

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Cirno , back to HG please

Given the chance, I would make a loli-vampire feel young again.

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Eww wtf disproportionate

>Since when were you the one in control?

Peridot. No offense I probably won't remember it after today. But I'll try too.
Awesome then. I'll try to get a good PC too, but it will take a while
fml then

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I forgot a pic

>Do we still do phrasing?

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>fml

Is it? Then I think it's time for a...

QOTT: If you could be an animal, what would you like to be?

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>Cats have feelings too!

>Go away goat ....

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No

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a mammoth!!!

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A fly because they have a short lifespan

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Oh, heya Graf. Been a while since we last spoke.
How are you?
I think so too. This is just strange.
Cat
I can't remember uploading this video of mine
Why not an ant so you could at least be a part in something bigger?

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((hey everyone))

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Meh. I'm tierd. I'll leave.

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Probably some variant of eagle, or dolphin.

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Honey badger.

Does it have to be a real animal? Do dinosaurs count?


Shadowrun style dragon

Velocoraptor

Octopus

Hey Chara! How goes it?


Back from lunch, had a nice pizza and then a walk with my parents

I sexually identify as a goat.
Ever since i was a little boy I've dreamed up crossing casms, chewing grass.
Some people say it's impossible, and I'm fucking retarded but instantaneously i am being fitted by a plastic surgeon for hooves and horns.
If you dissaprove then you are a goatophobe and should check your animal privilege

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S'cool if you don't remember, I don't post often enough to warrant remembering to be honest.

Steven Universe gets a lot of innuendo past the sensors

> a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering
> her fingers were too fast for us!
> it's cool, i've seen your junk before
> "you need to put more ball in your cannon" "...is that gonna hurt?"

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You could stay and chat

Pleasant conversation is also nice

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>PHRASING! PERIDOT! PHRASING!

Turritopsis dohrnii, the idiot of the seas, which apparently is immortal.

Can I join?
I'm the cook.

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Heya Fran! I'm fine!
>Had a walk with my parents
You could threaten me with a walk with my parents.
kek, let me try too

I sexually identifiy as a knife.
Ever since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of being used to cut veggies and meat alike.
Some people say it's impossible, and I'm fucking retarded but instantaneosly I am being fitted by a plastic surgeon for points and edges.
If you dissaprove then you are a knifephobe and should check your kitchen utensil privilege
Nah, I remember you from earlier threads but I'm just bad with names
>even more with shows I don't watch

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Bad mood.

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It's ok, I forgive you Charlie.

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this guy reminds me of a porn star

I'm sorry.
What has placed you in such a state?

>Charlie
What was that Period?

Good to see someone is being smart about it

>Could threaten me with a walk with my parents

Oh, that sucks. They not on board with the whole transgirl thing? I'm sure my grandma would be if I told her I was gay

What type of pizza abomination did you plan to make?

He is actually a porn star.

It's you.

isnt chara a child

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(Shizuru)
not much, just browsing Sup Forums right now
>rattle

How are you gentlemen?

You are on the path to destruction.

You have no chance yo survive make your time.

Hah hah hah...

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Obligatory claim.

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You seem joyful
hello

Hi Chara !
>Im fine , like allways i hate my employees.
How about you ?
Where are you been ?

And im 12 years old girl
>Love me pls senpaii

Oh yeah, I actually did what you told me. I just started limiting my time here, posting less and less. It will be easier to cut out completely this way.

Any luck with that album?

What.

Sorry. Chester?

I'm not smart, just the person who always breaks the boundaries.

Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device, time is running out.

>4 seconds apart
Interesting.

No, not because of that, because of general things.
Like... hmm... they're the kind of people who'd think you're irresponsible and forget important things when you forgot to take your glass to the table

>What type of pizza abomination did you plan to make
none yet. Pizza is pretty much okay as it is. You can literally put everything on it and it works in some way or another.
It's me
Chara is a child, yes, I am not.
Nowhere in particular, today I was with my uncle and friends and we watched X-Men
Still wrong, Peter

Madness

And you're quick to catch on

Huh, it's even the same filename.

Odd.

Hey!

Which one is real?

WHO DO I SHOOT!
Either way, have fun with immortality

Better shoot them both to be safe.

Agreed.

The first one is the real one

Hey ananas. We all are on the path of destruction, it's called life. Wadup?

I'm happy that it's working out for you and sad at the same time, I would really hate to have you disappear entirely but I guess that's what you want, nothing I can do about it.
Not yet, and I don't have much hope. I have it on 192kbps so I guess that will suffice.

Passive aggressiveness has been taken to a new level.

Right in the skull.

Ok, last try.

Caroline?