How many women has he fucked?
How many women has he fucked?
Noah Parker
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Christopher Morales
Hes never even jerked off
Thomas King
He needs to die already.
Leo Carter
not enough
Benjamin Moore
He is old
Oliver Gonzalez
hell be fine
Daniel Lewis
Same as the number of candles on that cake
Charles Bailey
Two
Jason Baker
He's a fruitcake
Alexander Ramirez
im crying
Jordan Barnes
honestly, id believe it
literally every instance of female interaction hes had that ive read about has ended in "dennis or mike showed up and they went with them instead"
weird, because he was pretty good looking back in the day
i remember reading about how he was obsessed with this girl, caroline mountain, and even when he was famous he'd randomly call her late at night, but they were never more than friends
Ethan Jackson
Yeah,he met up with Caroline and put his hand on her leg, but that was all.
Then, on tour a few weeks later, he got a message at the front desk from Caroline's husband saying he was going to kill Brian if he came near her again.
Chase Phillips
poor baby lol
at least he ended up with someone, itd be sad if he didnt have a wife to spend his older years with
Bentley Price
one and a half
Adam Peterson
make that 3 ;)
Levi Anderson
Mac Demarco's 2013 LP
Jayden Hughes
oh god, that fuckin face
Jaxon Hall
...
Jaxon Wright
...
Camden Bailey
Are you guys kidding? Brian Wilson is a PUSSY DESTROYER! He had sex with OVER HUNDREDS OF WOMEN!!
Kevin Edwards
thats actually pretty spot on
Austin Wright
>PUSSY DESTROYER
Ian Reed
who got more pussy
Nathan Hill
Dennis
Chase Foster
more than 10 I'm sure
Mason Baker
...
Ethan Carter
Pre or post autism?
Tyler Price
Three.
Asher Jenkins
...
Josiah Gomez
...
Anthony Turner
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Benjamin Howard
>tfw you will never pick up and fuck two hippie sluts who then bring Charles Manson into your house
Why live?
Austin Gomez
>pre-autism
When was that? Here's a description of one of his dates when he was younger
Zachary Rogers
>At age 15
what? The Beach Boys hadn't even formed when Dennis was 15
Isaac Allen
>pic related
Honestly, that sounds pretty normal for the '50s. Everyone lived in a fairy tale back then.
Carter James
...
Dominic Hughes
Dennis
Parker Davis
fukken saved
Nathan Adams
qt
Nicholas Gomez
i heard they used to compete over who could get the most
i guess dennis won in the end when he not only fucked everyones wives but fucked/married mikes daughter
Lincoln Reed
marilyn, melinda,and...
van dyke parks
Blake Morgan
a man with a face made for memes
Ian Morgan
How much pussy did the goblin king get
Parker Myers
That's the face of a man who's forgotten how to smile. Fucking Landy ruined him
Parker Allen
This came out today. I'm worried that he may have jumped the gun by adding those 2017 dates to his tour
;_;
John Butler
>still has fresher kicks than me
gdi Brian
Gavin Evans
brians always been dope
Michael Morales
Brian will probably suffer on for at least 20 more years. I wouldn't worry.
Josiah Powell
are there any classic rock musicians in their 90s??
i feel like i have like 5 different people in my family that are in their 90s, but people always act like a celebrity being in their 70s means theyll die tomorrow
Jonathan Williams
musicians also tend to live much unhealthier lifestyles than your average person
Jonathan Cook
if Brian was a normal human, he would've died sometime in the early 70s from a heroine overdose. There is some entity giving him an extended life span. Why? I have no clue.
Joseph Foster
He's just getting his years of mentally being checked out back tbqh
Nathan Lewis
Back pain apparently, hope it's not anything too bad.
Bentley Garcia
are you kidding me? look at those shoes!
hes probably just resting before his next b-ball game!
Colton Richardson
he's already an angel, he cant die
Hudson Johnson
3, including that cake.
Asher Edwards
literally who?
Levi Hill
meme baseball player
Juan Williams
Chuck Berry turned 90 this year.
Jaxon Bailey
>what is this place
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>let's just strum that wooden thing
Elijah Martin
hey, what's that from? Shit sounds great to read t b h
Kevin Reyes
He looks so happy there ;_;
Jack Rodriguez
Brian was way more handsome, he was tall too
Should've went with him instead of his manlet brothers
Aaron Carter
who?
Christian Thompson
hell be fine
Jayden Hughes
It's from Storms: My Life with Lindsey Buckingham and Fleetwood Mac
That's one of the only parts about Dennis, though
Ian Jackson
2 tru
Hudson Thompson
Mason Walker
Made my fucking day, I can so clearly see Mike getting ko'd on the spot and it's making me giddy
Jason Carter
Imagine how patient and flexible his band has to be. But I'm not sure how much of this is from Chuck Berry's age and how much from him being stubborn and a bit dickish.
Jace Bell
>tfw the ugliest beach boys got the hottest wife
Brody Murphy
Maybe like 5
Thomas Clark
He's not ugly, ur ugly
on the inside
Robert Gutierrez
He fucked all of these bitches
Asher Torres
he looks like a fatter ted bundy in the fourth pic and a fatter charles manson in the third