I think i fucked up Sup Forums

i think i fucked up Sup Forums
>be me
>just having a casual text convo with girlfriend
>she makes a joke about poisoning her soon to be step-dad
>i say "TBH i would probably help you do it if you were serious, i mean not to sound weird or anything i'm just saying"
>then i said "and if we ere to get caught for whatever reason i would take the blame so that she wouldn't have to go to jail or nothing"
this was 45 minutes ago
She hasn't answered
wat do?
i really want some advice on this

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tell her you were just fucking around is it that hard?

Use logic.

the answer is within you

It may be a meme but say you were joking and you were doing a social experiment. Something like this is actually passable as one.

Just say, "(name), I was kidding"

If she pushes you any further on it just be like, it was just a joke why are you being so weird about it

Then she'll feel like she's the idiot

"I was additionally joking because your joke was fucking stupid, Who the fuck would poison somebody, it's ineffective as shit."

i would say i was fucking around if she answered me
but she isn't answering me.
after she answers i will try one of these
thank Sup Forums

she probably hasn't even looked. wait it out you clingy fuck

Only one thing left to do
Poison her never to be step-dad.

Tell the police she raped you and that she physically tortured you for months and sent death threats. That'll get 'em

If what you posted is the last thing you said, then just put what we said. If you've been trying to get a reply by saying "hey" and shit then you've dun goofed

Shes already talking to him and blowing him user. When i dated a woman with an 18 yr old daughter i made her feel guilty and had her blow me regularly

i'm not clingy
i just get anxiety over shit like this

i haven't said anything to her since i posted the previous messages

Just be like "hey you know I was joking right?" or something like that just to get her attention. If she is worried that you want to kill people and shit then this will probably make her respond

i'll do that right now
i really hope this works

i'm going to say
"Hey, by the way i was just joking about that.i wouldn't actually kill a person or anything like that"
is this good?

You have no excuse. Saying that kind of retarded shit is acceptable, but not in writing.

You'll never see her again and you deserve it. Think twice before pressing Send next time, faggot.

too much. and throw a lol in there

Just keep digging that hole.

what? whats wrong with it?

No, just say you thought she was trying to come up with a fictional story and you played along.

i wouldnt help u doint that..ffs..

but if uw ant me to help him suck him off...

ill help...

im good with bjs

Don't use the last sentence. It seems like you're deliberately backtracking

just don't even mention it.

ask her what she's doing now, or the next day

what about this
"Hey, by the way i was just joking about that. i was really high and for some reason thought it would start a fun little 'what if' type conversations"
i know this is long but is it any better?

make it fucking casual you tard.
Jk, you know that right? *insert tearing up/laughing smiley*

You're so fucking autistic

no.
do this

i don't use emojis or lols or anything like that
if i did then she would know something was up

You just need one word. On the spirit of this immortal clown: BAZINGA

Much better is "you ran out of inspiration? I played along for a bit. I was obviously kidding, you would never poison your step dad... right?"

I KNOW!! thats why i need help

made me laugh.
maybe this without the last sentence.

Now it is over an hour. The awkwardness grows exponentially by the second.

Send her rare pepes. She'll love'em

just say u were fucking joking and ur shocked she didnt fucking get it and insulted

or say Sup Forums amde u doo itt

The last sentence is the best bit. You need to make it clear that the story is so over the top that you were obviously not being serious. Then a bit of turning the tables round to trigger a response, et voilà.

alright i now have
"hey by the way i was just joking about that. i thought you were joking so i attempted at continueing the joke, but i think i failed. i'm sorry"

no.
do this.

tell her not to poison him or you'll kill her

>5 38 and 76 decide
>i mean
> hello

AlsoIs bad, don't Say you're sorry

lol

FUCK IT!! it's been almost 2 hours
i'm just saying it like this
"hey by the way i was just joking about that. i thought you were joking so i attempted at continueing the joke, but i think i failed. you were joking right?"

no
do this.

just wait a bit and then ask if she was joking bc you werent serious

fucking hell, i sent the message

youtube.com/watch?v=rre0sFHlfBc
give that a try and youll know what to do

you dun fucked up

Maybe shes on the fence about your credentials. Tell her you've already poisoned pets/small animals. Thatll get a response.

>686999999

what? why what was wrong with the message
i sent this version

That was good

9s

If she sees you replying 2 hours later it will seem weird asf.
Go see her irl tommorrow and if she asks about it just laugh it off as a fucking joke.

good try, fucker

>dat beta cuck response
She'll cheat on you.

all my pepes are on my computer
and i am not transfering 110 pictures to my phone

so close.
so sad.
even messed up the link

explaining yourself so much always fucks up, you could just 'dude, it was a joke'. How hard is that.

underrated post

This literally seems like the worst lie ever. Cant you social retards come up with something helpful?

>They all sit down to dinner
>She sets her phone on the table
>Phone chirps
>Soon to be stepdad looks over at phone
>Sees message
>Looks at her
>Looks at his food
>Looks at her
>Jumps up from the table and runs from the house crying

there is already speculation that she is cheating on me
What the fuck is my life

>even messed up the link
was probly for the best. eww

lol
this is probably a better thread

i am an EXTREMELY awkward person
she knows this better than anyone

yeah, I cant see a reason why you would try to explain yourself in that situation. shit tier lie

Ahhh the problems of kids... Must be nice

no. the tranny one is better

this is actually a huge plus.

oh thank god
it is?

The fact that you have to resort to Sup Forums to reply to a fucking text message would explain why. Grow some balls and dump her. She'll have more respect for you than she ever had. Then move on and don't be such a cuck next time.

fagarooni detectaronied

Awkwardly homicidal

then why the fuck are you worried about it faggot, she already knows your awkward as fuck, seems to me like nothing has changed then.

i would do that but theres still a chance that she isn't cheating on me
and she is the only thing that still makes me happy

yeah lol, no normal person would fucking write that row of shit you just sent her. They would just laugh it off and not see why the previous text was weird.

With her soon to be a stepdad. Maybe she already did. Shes regreting it so she wants to kill her soon to be stepdad to regain her pride.

Tell her you went to /b for guidance and came away with "I'm autistic"

>I'll help you kill your dad
>Seriously, I'll kill him
>I'd even take the blame if we got caught
>Fuck you bitch! We're through!

Yeah, that's the next logical step. Because he want to meet the cops right now instead of waiting to be called into principals office tomorrow andeetimg them there.

thank you
i don't have any social skills so i have no idea how to handle these situations.
this is my first real relationship

So if she leaves you your happiness goes with her? Hardly a good situation to be in.

Leave fucking Sup Forums and make your life better. Then dump the bitch.

Any reply?

Tip for your future, NEVER SAY SHIT LIKE THAT SOBER AGAIN.
If you are already a socially awkward cuck then its hard to find somone, dont let a chance go to waste.
You should never write something like that. EVEN BETTER, dont write anything that could come up awkward or could be misinterpreted to the point of you losing your gf

this thread is fun

the girl just says some random shit and OP fucks it up in the worst way imaginable

>let's just admit we all wanna see OP go to jail

not yet
i will post it when she does
if this thread is gone by the time she responds i will just post a new thread

if i go to jail then i will get fucked so hard
i'd rather take the death penalty or just fucking kill myself before the court date

It's been over 15 minutes! Fucking call her!

dont.

no...
that is forbiddon
i have never actually called her on the phone
we just text and hangout in person

omg hahahaha

she is so cheating on you

Ride your bike over to her house and then just ride circles in the street until she comes out.

everything i say is awkward as fuck
i even carefully word my messages so that they are not awkward but then they just still come out really awkward

Send another text OP
>sorry about my autism

But seriously, another shorter text would solve it.

>cuck level 9001
Abandon thread

but i see her almost everyday and we text everyday

OP stop being a little bitch. I hope they lock your ass up for being so goddamn retarded.