Just your friendly reminder that the optimal penis size is:
8 Inches Long (measured from the top)
6 Inches Thick (circumference at the middle of the shaft)
Anything lower and you won't be able to fully satisfy your girl making her come back for me. And anything higher will hurt her and only satisfy landwhales.
Just your friendly reminder that I am that size and you are not.
>side measurement
>it makes a difference.
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Girl here
8 inches is too long and just bottoms out and hurts. Optimal to hit the right spots is 4.5-6.5" long. Longer/shorter than that is not ok. 4.5-7.5" girth feels best imo. Thicker is ok if we warm up, thinner is not ok.
Cock size is not an arms race; you guys are stupid.
tits or gtfo, nobody cares.
You can't make me do either :^)
How's this?
Koy?
>9 inches and thicker than you ahahaha kys
feels good man
but how many girls do you fuck is the question
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i agree, but that is not 6 inches thick, thats maybe 4
One for a while now and I never just slept around, so not many different ones.
Ribbed for her pleasure
boipussy or gtfo
sure kid
Should I kill myself or just keep jelqing?
6 1/2 here
THANK YOU.
Typical girl responce! She checks out!
Naw man. I'm not gay or anything but that looks super suckable. Don't worry about it.
>6 Inches Thick (circumference at the middle of the shaft)
>6 Inches Thick (circumference)
>6 Inches Thick
I would love to watch these demolish my girlfriend.
5.5" length and 4" girth. At least nobody will choke on it and anal will be less painful :)
Wow, dude. You think about dicks an awful lot. Good for you.
Where do you live? There's a good chance I have. Girls in relationships are easy, they just need a way to feel justified in doing it
>implying you'd want them not to choke on it
I mean it's long enough for for gagging on but I'm not getting into a lung any time soon
This is not fucking 9 inches you cross eyed measuring motherfucke
What's your girlfriend look like?
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Not into a lung, of course not. Just into the airway
uncut masterrace
Canada
Right
What the fuck is wrong with your dick, it's bent to the fucking side grossly, did you smack it into a wall?
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I would love to fucking destroy her tight little pussy balls deep, what would she think of it?
idk
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Lets have a big dick figh!, got a ruler? Take a pick next to it and lets see who wins! I think you got me but i just wanna see how by how much. Anyone else can post for that matter but you need a ruler (i know this is a can ill get one too)
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She loves long, cut dick
Rate
Montreal area by chance?
You should show her my dick and tell me what she thinks of it
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this thread again? i bet op has a microdick, so he tries to troll normal dicked guys into feeling bad about their average sized penises
guess what, kid? didnt work on me. git gud, newfag.
7' is masterace size anything above its just retarded and completly useless,
>inb4 bait
kys
don't listen to this bitch, women want big dicks.
long and girthy 8x6 inches is perfection.
it adds like half an inch bruv
7 3/4 x 6 so close to the master race