Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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good thread

Japan should apologize for Nanjing.

i didnt think you would make one sorry about making one i should have belived in you

てんぷれ
旧タイプ
カレンがいい
ぶりっと

カレン貼りに行く

今日も世界の終わりが起こられなかった。

Hey Korean user I think your eyes look really beautiful. Not as perfect as my gf's but close
I wanted to eat a burger with you like you did in the pics
Btw thanks again for showing me that korean chatroom. I like going there but nobody ever believes that I'm German

here is no Korean
bye bye

Isn't Korea just a better Japan?

you two sound like to old friends and one is trying to change so they want nothing to do with you but you wont let them go, and they know that you are best friends.

koreanon just accept it be like France you are going to get fucked but you can at least get fucked with some say on where you get fucked.

yes.

>Japanese in charge of discriminating whites
>"you fucking big dick!"

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hey japs, guess what

ご挨拶

Hey why is your spelling and punctuation so bad?
are you the cambodian aussie? or the ginger? or the german? or the brother is gay and sister married aborigine?

プーチンは秋田犬の箸置きを持ち帰った

>China flag appears in this thread
珍しい
it's rare.

nah im just tired. and im not paying attention to what im writing.

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What do you think about Australian girls?
They are my favorites after Korean, Canadian and American

你好

which ones the abos, chinese, sea's. indians or british?

chinese and british
are you a virgin?

yeah, never really bothered me though i feel like even if i could get a girl to like me it would just end awkwardly so i don't even want to get into a position like that.
inb4 you just couldn't get a girl
yeah probably wouldn't so it will never be a problem

they look Chinese and British...? most immigrants stick to their own groups and have not been here for more than 100 years so we don't have much of an Australian type so they just look the same as the countries they come from.

串ですか?
台湾も香港も来るけど
大陸は初めて

I know how you feel (actually i dont i fuck a different korean girl from tinder every week)

Yes but they have pet koalas and like to barbecue with you at public grills where people shit on
that's why Australian girls are number 4. they're really cool

>koalas
no pet koalas
>bbq
bbqing is at an all time low people see it as a bogan thing. or just a family thing they are forsed to go to.
>where people shit on
no one shits on them they are in the middle of very public areas

are you trying to keep me away from Australia so I won't take away your girls?
don't worry, I will bring a German girl in exchange

you can come Australians love Germans and im sure you will find plenty koreans although they say they are Japanese. why wouldn't i want you to come?

because fuck off we're full

Korean girls are ugly
Don't talk about ugly girls any more
We are not Korean-roaches but Japanese

thats to leeches and people who want to some here to work low skilled jobs...

おはよう皆
どうだ?

I think I want to move to Australia and get a koala and Korean wife there

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you cant keep koalas

but if you come we should meet up you can laugh at me.

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he is imitating the way I write english
same as you do
same as many anons here do
you all are my fans

寒い
風邪ひいた

エロマンガ先生
読んだ??

what about wombats?
I want to meet you but only if you're not the ginger

くつろぎのひとときだ

im Chilean not some Peruvian pleb.
nah mate you cant have natives as pets not even abos. ginger ha

>寒い
>風邪ひいた
私も
くそ天気だね

>エロマンガ先生
>読んだ??
すまん、今は漫画を読まないけど
みらいはよむけど

面白いかい

1.20時だけど
寝ないか

もう寝たよ

ちょっと概日リズムは変だよ
働く前のくつろぎかい

来年まで仕事できないんだ・・・

imgur.com/L4xZG5u.png

エロマンガー先生は
まあ、今一番の話題かな
僕いもの作家コンビの作品

それから、/djt/は、Japanese Generalは、Sup Forumsに立てろというmodsの方針で、Sup Forumsに来た
で、俺がこことぶつかるので、/jp/に立てるよう頼んだ
結果、分裂した

怪我のせいか
何か起こったか
大丈夫か

ハローワークのブラック企業のせいで腰痛だよ

Watch out for a gook with a rusty knife

>エロマンガー先生は
>まあ、今一番の話題かな
>僕いもの作家コンビの作品

日本語が上手なったら読むよ
今はまだ「は」って係助詞が問題さ

>それから、/djt/は、Japanese Generalは、Sup Forumsに立てろというmodsの方針>で、Sup Forumsに来た
>で、俺がこことぶつかるので、/jp/に立てるよう頼んだ
>結果、分裂した

そうか
手伝ってあげたらいいかい

>ハローワークのブラック企業のせいで腰痛だよ
酷いだよ
治るのは何時間かかるか

>治るのは何時間かかるか
>何時間
ばかか 俺

how much will it takeってど言うかい

ここは今日も気温が1度あった
今は0度だ
ATSUI!

完治するまで何年もかかると思う
文句言ったけど何もできないって言われた
ハロワなんてそんなもんだよ
ハロワの勧めで行ったのに頭にくる
個人情報搾取とか低賃金で重労働させるとか助成金目当ての企業しかないのがハロワの求人
文句言ってもうちには関係ないとしか言わない無能の公僕

ガンガン暖房つけてる癖に

イタリアも
ジムに行かなければ良かった
風を引いちまった

>完治するまで何年もかかると思う
そうかい
聞いてすまんな
私もそのような怪我はあったからちょっと分かると思う

>個人情報搾取とか低賃金で重労働させるとか助成金目当ての企業しかないのがハロワの求人
>文句言ってもうちには関係ないとしか言わない無能の公僕
酷い事情だ
何もできないけど、検討を祈るしかない
何とかなるといい

He is looking for the needle in the wrong haystack

bonjour

Do you like Japan?
liveleak.com/view?i=e04_1481773795

fuck of peru
hey japanese peoples what is NTR and why is it so popular in your country

91daysハジマタ

来月から仕事決まったから働くよ

ntr = netorare = cuckoldry

でも、怪我は?

but why is it popular in japan

走らなければ痛くないから大丈夫だと思う
武士道に痛いという感情はないからね

シベリアにしては暖かいな。
買い物日和だな。

>寒さで風邪をひくやつ
数日前リア充の誕生日パーリーに行かなくていけなかったけど短い風邪をひいた。
しかし寒さでなんかじゃない。
糞リア充の空気を吸い込んだんだ。
つまり、寒さのためじゃなくてリア充と接すると風邪を引かなければならない。
だからみんなは僕みたいにひきこもりになったほうがいい

>走らなければ痛くないから大丈夫だと思う
>武士道に痛いという感情はないからね

根性のある男だね
検討を祈る

>買い物日和だな。

ケック
youtube.com/watch?v=iyAPDGFX8MI
チェスのプレーやでも男の中の男だ

do you have an Australian accent?

どのくらいかかりますか?*
久し振りだな、便秘は治った?

ヘルニア?冬は腰痛持ちには辛いね。
少し良くなったからと言って無理をするとまた悪化するから気をつけて。

人が集まる場所では菌をもらい易いからね。
お大事に。

i guess most aussies like myself have a general accent, which is very mild compared to the broad accent like Steve Irwin.

Do you like Crocodile Dundee?
How do you call McDonaldo

broad accent means American accent?

I can't correctly pronounce the consonant inし/sh(i).

It sounds like a mixture between a pure "S", as in "salt" and "sh" like "shower", but pronounced at the same time.
You can hear it here upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Ja-Shi.oga

For some reason, my brain has it that these two sounds are mutually exclusive and can't be made at the same time, yet they do it somehow.

nah crocodile dundee is really shit no one here likes him.
maccas?

not when talking about Australian accents... broad means wide and and in the context of language refers to people from the country.

I wanna hear your し
plz vocaroo

can you vocaroo yourself saying お兄ちゃん助けて下さい

>the country
which does this mean US or non-urban area in the context?

what? the first one was really funny
Do you like AC/DC? they're my favorite band
Will I get accepted by Australians?

sorry by country i mean non urban.

「お兄ちゃん、だーい好き」
please

i get it thanks
english is really confusing....

do you wanna hear おっさん is saying お兄ちゃん?

That would be very funny.

>the country
when someone/something is from "the country" it usually means non-urban

ac/dc is alright alot of people here love them

>Will I get accepted by Australians?
there will always be a group for you as long as you bring wurst and strudel

its probably harder with a bunch of people from around the world talking with slight differences in how they talk. also im just plain shit at English.

yes plz

vocaroo.com/i/s14ifho0hF0K
ignore my autistic manbabby voice

thanks
don't you say "the country" when you refer to US?
you say "the nation"?

I think your pronunciation isn't bad
you could do it

You sound very charismatic.

i dont know about him but America is not my country i would never refer to it as the nation/ the country. people call it USA or America and even there they call it America im pretty sure. i have never heard of it being called the country or the nation.

for an American you have a nice voice are you from the south?

It's like you have mouth constipation and shit just doesn't come out.

you don't sound like an autistic weeaboo

>i dont know about him but America is not my country i would never refer to it as the nation/ the country. people call it USA or America and even there they call it America im pretty sure. i have never heard of it being called the country or the nation.
thanks that really makes sense

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