/brit/

i scream you scream we all scream for nice peen edition

bit gay

>tfw no gf

got a decent looking and decent sized willy

Your mother screams when I'm shagging her up the arse

why? me and the brother can't be arsed

Told you that you stay in on Sup Forums and post on friday nights

*my brother and I

>A top student in North Korea has shined a light on the country's suppression after going on her first trip outside of the capital at the age of 20.
>Eric Lafforgue was given rare one-on-one time with the student, who is top of her English class at university, and he documented her answers.
>When asked if women find Kim Jong-un handsome, she said it was an 'outrageous' question, adding that boys and girls don't dance together because they are too shy.
>Miss Kim wants to visit England, but not the US, because 'she hates Americans'.
>Nevertheless, she said she has watched an American film - Gladiator.
>The student said she liked it, but that scenes of the couples together were 'embarrassing'.

>ywn save her

>admitting to watching American films

She's dead already.

I just got back from dinner, what should I be doing?

can't bring myself to find chinks attractive sorry

they look like aliens

Well there's another north Korean student dead

yeah alri "normie"

>Miss Kim wants to visit England, but not the US, because 'she hates Americans'.
She'll fit right in.

change chinks to non-whites and this is literally me

Shut up you stupid faggot

:/

Where is assange lads?

>'she hates Americans'.
good lass

they're brainwashed, and so are you apparently

bout to take the so-called meds

he hasn't been proved to be alive in months now

*clips your heels while the ref isn't looking*

He's an Aussie, so hopefully dead

>Visit England and not the US

Don't blame her. Shes only accustomed to grey, depressing shitholes, with a government that limits freedom of speech.

It'd be too much of a shock for her to go to the US, a country with beautiful geography, bustling large-scale cities, and more freedom of speech.

*gets arrested for crossing the road*

funny how the world blames america for the muslims killing each other

don't get shot tomorrow

Atm playing up again lids

Gladiator is a sick film and it's barely american

america invaded iraq on jew orders leading to european hesitancy in syria so yeah it was your fault. well it was the jews fault but we expect the jews to be evil

where you going out tonight then lads

Gosh user, you're such a loser

just spit on it and put it back in

young kylie is swirling around the ol' noodle

is she, dare i say it, /ourgirl/?

ok but what does that have to do with the muslims killing each other

>Literally lives in a country where you can get arrested for making fun of the king
>Gets executed for having drugs

Cuckold sticking up for his bull. shocker

*heems her*
*steals her iphone*
*kicks her in the stomach*

there was a great intervuew uploaded a week ago on yt with two cute deflectors
still waiting for part 2 where they're supposed to talk about life in south korea

Bring on the wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

consider this: sexual intercourse with a female

>cuckolding on the brain
never change (im saying this ironically)

why are all koreans named kim?

weed is legal in nork and they make lots of crystal meth

>king
>Democratic People's REPUBLIC of North Korea

Yanks everybody

we don't actually blame you for that. i just skipped past that because you're stupid and tried to explain why you might that think that

kim's a family name, it's like how a lot of people have the last name smith

It's a second name, like Smith

>because you're stupid
see how you are

Poles? Not a fan.

>eat a footlong steak and cheese subway
>still feel hungry

ahhhhhhhh yes

how the hell do i find trousers that are the right length? they're always too short

Bait

cuckold (im saying this ironically)

I was talking about Thailand

I could be arrested for making fun of various people in lots of countries. Or for other minor things in America.

Nobody is executed for drug possession.

it stands for koreans induring malnutrition

i know that you fuckers, i meant why do they all have that

He's not from Thailand

>inb4 it was bait

Yanks everybody

let it rip

>get executed for selling drugs

hmm yess.

makes no sense retard

...

leftists are incredibly arrogant

nope

fuck off breeder scum

Help me lads, its scary

how much weed should i buy

probably need it to last me and the lads for the weekend plus i want to save some for when i go clubbing on tuesday

Literally never once said from. I said "lives in".


Hahahaha you stupid fuck. jesus christ. get absolutely fucked

did you take this with your iRock xD

Pogba? Not somebody I rate.

so what's the verdict is nkanon thailad with a proxy

Better pic
What do

>probably need it to last me and the lads for the weekend plus i want to save some for when i go clubbing on tuesday
A quarter maybe? Depends how much you smoke

call the police

what am i looking at here
if its a fly just wait until a spider the size of a steering wheel comes along and eats it

still don't know what the fuck it is
he hasn't hid it

fizzy drink

yes

nklad is thailad

The courts may impose comparatively harsh penalties o. ... Introduction: The Kingdom of Thailand strictly enforces a draconian set of drug laws. ... Violators guilty of distributing Category I substances may be subjected to the death penalty.

SEETHING about ARROGANT STUDENTS
UNIVERSITY? hows about going to the UNIVERSITY OF LIFE, MATE

>people who OD on benzos and die
how do people manage this

Nothing will ever measure up to this

run out of aftershave at the worst possible time

not sure because ive taken a shit ton at once and drank a lot before I realized how bad they could be.

they actually thought they were going to win

hilarious desu

No idea famalamilio

absolutely cannot understand american politics and the concept of parties electing a new leader every election

can of Lilt

post fucking machines

He wont leave
He's just sitting there.

>500,000 new student graduates in the UK every year

Ah yes, 500,000 more arrogant students I won't be hiring

buy long ones and crop them to the lenght you want

Never happens for simple dealing, trafficking.. sure.

I remember the first time I saw really graphic porn was when I was but a lad of 13 and watching Youtube, there was some video where the guy had spliced some scenes of FuckingMachines into the video, it was quite the surprise.

We go back in time and kill john connor

they're not bad if you're not retarded

I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.

Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.

www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/

>Trafficking- deal or trade in something illegal.

I thought you were smart?