You wake up in Ancient Greece

You wake up in Ancient Greece

>give anal

I am greek

Acquire Spartan waifu

>I am the whitest man within 1000 miles

I am Greek

Greek i am

Impress them all with my knowledge of mathematics and philosophy.

>tfw i see a persian

tell them to pay they're denbts

This girl would like to have a word with you

piss on the Acropolis

prophesy about the coming of Jesus Christ

beat up little racist greek bois who insult thracians

Fuck my slave girl
@
Write some philosophy crap about democracy

Appreciate my small dick

I am greek

You are greek.

He is Greek

We are Greek.

Everyone is Greek here!

> wake up in athens
> sparta shows up
Ό zευς!

Ancient Greeks look really autistic

Trashians* looooool

>girl

o 8eeeee mouuuuuu dias!
(become Deimos)

>try to use some of that ancient greek we learned in highschool
>kale hemera, ego eimi tou filos, me apektane me
>get killed instantly

thanks gymnasium

If you don't have arms then you're not white

I will teach them to make soap and use the compass and become a rich man.

my fridge is samsung what do

Anonymous 12/16/16(Fri)19:56:50 No.68705226 (OP)
>samsung is real life umbrella corp
fuck yeah im going to buy their shit.
based samsung has tactical phones that explode now

Anonymous 12/16/16(Fri)19:57:53 No.68705253 (OP)
>huawei

PROSTAGMA?

METALEF

>die within 2 days from some ancient water parasite

So many cute boipussys :D

smoke weed everyday

>Ancient

btw where is the designated /hell/ thread?

praise dionizos everyday by consuming largue qunatities of alcohol

Steal a horse and migrate to the north, would fuck with barbarian women 100% pure

>yell "metaphysics is shit and the world will regret the cave myth"
>die from some unknown disease hours after
>live fast, die young, accomplish something

perfect life

>live in barrel

Wrong thread, I think you are looking for /brit/