You wake up in Ancient Greece
You wake up in Ancient Greece
>give anal
I am greek
Acquire Spartan waifu
>I am the whitest man within 1000 miles
I am Greek
Greek i am
Impress them all with my knowledge of mathematics and philosophy.
>tfw i see a persian
tell them to pay they're denbts
This girl would like to have a word with you
piss on the Acropolis
prophesy about the coming of Jesus Christ
beat up little racist greek bois who insult thracians
Fuck my slave girl
@
Write some philosophy crap about democracy
Appreciate my small dick
I am greek
You are greek.
He is Greek
We are Greek.
Everyone is Greek here!
> wake up in athens
> sparta shows up
Ό zευς!
Ancient Greeks look really autistic
Trashians* looooool
>girl
o 8eeeee mouuuuuu dias!
(become Deimos)
>try to use some of that ancient greek we learned in highschool
>kale hemera, ego eimi tou filos, me apektane me
>get killed instantly
thanks gymnasium
If you don't have arms then you're not white
I will teach them to make soap and use the compass and become a rich man.
my fridge is samsung what do
Anonymous 12/16/16(Fri)19:56:50 No.68705226 (OP)
>samsung is real life umbrella corp
fuck yeah im going to buy their shit.
based samsung has tactical phones that explode now
Anonymous 12/16/16(Fri)19:57:53 No.68705253 (OP)
>huawei
PROSTAGMA?
METALEF
>die within 2 days from some ancient water parasite
So many cute boipussys :D
smoke weed everyday
>Ancient
btw where is the designated /hell/ thread?
praise dionizos everyday by consuming largue qunatities of alcohol
Steal a horse and migrate to the north, would fuck with barbarian women 100% pure
>yell "metaphysics is shit and the world will regret the cave myth"
>die from some unknown disease hours after
>live fast, die young, accomplish something
perfect life
>live in barrel
Wrong thread, I think you are looking for /brit/