You walk into your room and see this. What do?

You walk into your room and see this. What do?

kill her and hoist her to my factory boat to process the blubber

get out of Rosaria's bed chamber

immediately point and laugh hysterically
xhibit style
also my pic is to wash all of Sup Forumss eyes

turn 360 degrees and walk away

turn 900 degrees and spin out of existence

No longer wonder why there was a hole in my ceiling.

kek

>mfw because i can't even tell if she's only wearing a top

push some fat out of the way and get to humping

call nancy drew and hardy boys to investigate way there are starving kids in africa

Is that shit real? How do u get that fat. And why the fuck does she paint her toes. She can't see them. She ain't going outside

holy fuk
high five user!!!!

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Say, Hi Michelin Man! Are you here to give me some new tires?

Call Dangerous Animal Control.

Wild snorlax appeared.. shuts off gameboy.. throws in trash.. kills themselves

Checked

damn, that sauce in the top right corner

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

kek i didn't notice that lmfao

Ask how she got through the door

Wonder why your mom is still at my house

I bet that strip of skin between her vag and asshole smells like mustard gas.

kek

Assist her out of my door, get rid of that god awful pillow and tell that pesky little watermark to shoo

its real. and she is probably on disability so we are paying to feed this blob of sadness.

I would be her sex slave, introduce her to atheism and show her my awesome katana collection. Hai - Pa - Tao!

>pull phone out
>call whoever made that couch and ask if they can get me a relationship

well, first i would have to rent a fork lift

Top kek

i would rather put it out of it's own misery or just leave, lock the door and move away without anyone know.

Fuck her right in the pussy

A true gentleman

which one ?

Hai - Pa - Tao!

I'd probably just sit on her, kinda like a beanbag.

immediately fuck that belly

kill her and end world hunger

find a new room

tell OP's mom to leave

>bigcuties.com
>big
>cuties

HARAMBE ISNT DEAD

Eat some Nachos and leave

Slickleg a fat patty then immediately kill her and hire a wheelbarrow crew of mexicans from the lowes parking lot to help me stuff the cut-up sections in a blender and then my basement drain.

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hit it hard with my dick. I'd get my brother to lift the fat. It's a two man job hauling that heiffer

call fried chicken and get a bucket
sit 6 feet away and slowly eat every piece in front of her

Jabba! I told you, I'll have your money. I just hAve to run this one job and I'll be right over to pay you back.

Thats animal violence

Wait for things to wrk themselves out
>wouldn't be long.

Hit it with hammers

call all the black guys i know over for a party
>tell them its a free for all

Kill her like the Monster hunter boss it is

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ask her how feminism is working out for her
>mention how the media is sizeist and how every body is beautiful
>tell her goodluck finding a man bz i identify as a chair

Call animal control and tell them a whale beached it's self in my room some how.

i'd shove my throbbing shaft in between the folds of her fat

tell her i'll go get her chocolate and fried chicken if she give me $1000

You know how you sit on a beanbag, the sounds of the little beans in it move and kinda make a crunch sound?

Same thing, but she shits herself and makes a lot of digestive noises.

Kek

I wanna scratch your neck beard

Ask her for games cause shes >a trve gamer girl man

Kill, take the fat, sell it, profit

Han came first.

>Ask her how she got in
>bitch can't fit through my doorway.

Obviously have sex all night

she must have escaped from tumblr

mind giving me a shave while you are at it i got the shaving powder and razor and towel

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lel

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buy the hugest tv i can find and put on a video with totally hot chicks dancing and sht and let her watch it
>when she start crying i get ice cream and eat it and laugh hard af

Its perfect because is a girl in my room and she cant escape
>Oh mum ill lost my virginity

start digging for the bagina :^)

name her chunks

Make diesel.

so many meatbags to fuck
probably preoiled too!

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start the exercises

force her to eat veg tables

i go hard in the folds

I am speechless.

real man detected

Man the harpoons!!!

Seriously how the fuck do you get that fat? Meth would have been a healthier option like 500lbs ago. I can kinda understand the first 400 pounds but when you're working on your 3rd 400 pound blob maybe it's time to fuckin' quit food for a year or three.

I fuck her knee

Build up speed for 12 hours then nope the fuck out into a parallel universe

KIll that fucking waste of flesh

throw peanuts

If you ever get in that close you better hope it is mustard gas. No one would want to live through that

honestly i am a 8/10 in looks, pretty handsome, and have visible abs

I have been told im pretty kinky, i dont discriminate. Honestly those rolls look wrinkle free, nothings worse than a cottage cheese fatty. I would ask her if i can put my head inbetween her belly / thighs and smell her folds if its clean i would then fuck her then tell her to get the fuck out of my house.

Roller back to the ocean

Call Agro, find her weak-point to stab and slay the colossus.

I wonder what would happen if you gave someone that fat meth. i wanna know now...

How kind of you good sir

We all have standards. You just had to dig a hole to set yours.

>liquify
>resell as whale blubber
>fuel lighthouses
>???
>profit

kek

So you wouldn't agree that shes big?