Ask a greedy israel jewfag anything Sup Forums

ask a greedy israel jewfag anything Sup Forums

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Where do you hide your jew gold?

well personally I have a plastic can and scales I use to weigh it on occasion

Was Hitler a jew?

Sup, mah nigga, Canadajew here. I'm in property management in Toronto, own a bunch of office buildings and some retail properties downtown.

I just raised all my tenants' rent. Kek.

>Jew
>has money scale for his shekels
>has dubs
>mfw

got any family members running Hollywood?

dunno man
I hear he like had one jewish grandfather or something

I'm israeli
so I'm almost completely broke

well how did you think we keep tab on shekels

What's with the curly sideburns? I've never got that. Is it to look as annoying as fuck?

nice nazi dubs

לך תזדיין

that's like asking ''got any family in the Vatican''

maybe like fourth cousin six times removed or something that I've never heard of

How can I become rich?

Tell me your ways, Shlomo

Aw, that sucks. I went to Israel years back when I was like 15. My aunt and uncle went on sabbatical and we're living just outside of Tel Aviv for a while. Was a pretty cool place.

Anyway, I'm going to Europe later this year to bang hookers and I wanted more hooker money, so now everyone's paying an extra 3%.

dunno man, I don't have them myself
I think it's some haredi thing, I don't really care about their habits all that much

שאמא שלך תזדיין יא קוקסינל כושון ג'ינג'י

have em in coin rolls or something dude I dunno

$$$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $$$$$

how the fuck would I know man
I'm a typical tel aviv israeli, IE a neckbeard stoner NEETjew, not some gold slinging banker

seen any nice rockets recently?

It's only the Orthodox Jews who have those. They have a bunch of wacky rules. They're not allowed to wear clothes made of more than one material (ie. no cotton/polyester blends), also their wives have to cut their hair short and wear wigs. I don't fucking know why.

We all pretty much hate those guys, they're assholes. They have like 20 kids, and if you drive through they're areas on the sabbath, they'll throw rocks at your car.

Fuck those guys.

Are there any plans for a reasonably thought-out, practical jubillee for the global good and humanity thwt will occur anytime soon?

You can go to the South Pacific and bang little girls

not recently tbh
but give it time

Long live Palestine you land thieving terrorist

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Duck tails! Ah wahoo

How could you kill Jesus? You owe us a 2000 years explanation

I don't like little girls, I like gorgeous European women. That shit don't come cheap.

For teh lulz

200 euros you can fuck one.
Less in some east european countries

sure

janes.com/article/55364/adex-2015-rafael-showcases-iron-beam-c-ram-c-uav-laser

we always unveil feature all kinds of neat laser gun innovations and shit like that at tech summits

Thanks.

why have you guys been cancer since time immemorial?

Do you think israel's allies should give more money to them than we already do?

Blathering blatherskites !

well we're not THAT bad
I mean two jews invented the polio vaccine

Salk even gave up commercial rights to the patent so that people could get vaccinated right away despite not making any money off it

Cheap hos, yeah. Not 10/10 escorts. I mean, I do slum it from time to time and hit the windows, but usually I'm getting agency girls.

Besides, €200 per fuck adds up when you're fucking 4 or 5 girls a day.

Because no one's ever been able to stop us.

Deal with it.

Sex is free when your not a ugly-ass jew.

Just sayin'

Not the kind of sex I have with the kind of women I have it with.

Stay jelly, though, virgin.