TINDER HELP: What do I do next? Shes really hot

TINDER HELP: What do I do next? Shes really hot

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yeah he's pretty cool but I've got the bigger dick, we compare sometimes

you shouldnt have told her you stole that line from your brother.

talk to her more about your brothers dick

fuck that bullshit

Should i say "props to you for being hot"?

this, and then say you and your little brother have always wanted to tagteam a girl

Listen, I'm only here to pick you up. Don't bullshit me. Now give me your number so I can hit you up later.

No but seriously i would like to drink from your sphincter

>stealling pick up lines from your little brother
just fucking kill yourself OP

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rg4P4oEd6Gs

Just do this

Lucky she's still with the conversation. Ask her how her nights going, what she's up to etc. Seem interested and then lead into hanging out /thread.

Show dickpic of brother

>i stole that from my brother
you already fucked up

Send dick pic

Start by Checking these dubs

this

OP here: alright I get it, i fucked up by saying i got it from my brother lets move on lol. And im not currently with my brother so yea

shes hot we need to see what you look like to see if you have even a remote chance of hooking up with her

She's talking back so he already has a chance

and by little brother I mean my penis

and this is probably why plans never fall through, i freak out when talking to hot girls

she might want advice on rebooting her computer

this kek

This thread is full of betas
>holy shit

lol I like it!

>tfw in this thread

Why tf you got 3G service? I haven't had that shit in years... Might as well have edge network connection...

Ask if you can drench her slime trench

rollin

I'd say it would be a 50/50 chance to save, do it OP

dredge her crotch hedge

>Typo
>Stole lil bros pickup line

Bahahaaa!! Fucking kill yourself faggot.

still in the game!

He's got a bigger dick but i have a bigger heart so it evens out

>she's an escort/prostitue/lady of the evening/serial killer.

"I'll give you my flagstaff babe"

this

Ask her if she wants to join you to get out of that questionable hotel room. Or ask her if she wants to make the room undeniably nasty.

so you can take some pics for me

yes

Send her your dick

this x2

Kek. This.

She's in a hotel nigga she's fucking a guy with a bigger dick than you and she's using you as a laugh

"OMG, I lost my anal virginity in flagstaff! We have so much in common already, lol!"

OP here: I think she might be with her parents. She at an orientation to go to the college here

send her your dick pussy

Dubs speaks.

The first part of this, ask her to go out and get some food or drinks, else offer to giver her hotel company.

Do this ans and say "so we gonna het this partay started?"

dubs
do it OP

dubs

Do it faggot

Tell her that you'll get a room to save her from said whack ass hotel. Tell her you'll whack it to her ass in the hotel

The dubs had spoken!

>I stole this from my little brother
GG

Holy shit did I accidentally walk into a cringe thread? OP is a massive beta faggot.

rollin for this

OP here: Well fuck that lol i actually want to get laid. Theres a strategy to it

deliver OP

Send dick pic

Pussy, I'm out

Yes you did

so OP wont deliver?

SAGE

OP here: oh shit we going out tonight. fuck the doubters

Find out if there's a hot tub. Then go hang out in a sweet hot tub for a while because you're not getting any pussy tonight if you carry on like this.

Op here: she sucked my little brothers dick while I watched, shit was so cash

now send her your dick

yet no pics of the conversation
stay a small dicked virgin you fucking cuck

If your patient, ignore her, from my experience, that drive girls crazy

>Ignoring her
>implying that bitch dont get gazzilion likes/right swipe/whatever u nigger called it, on a daily basis
>Bitch probably already think OP is a small dick beta loser with that pick up line

OP here: I'm a fucking faggot

Keep it going with another line from your "Sup Forumsrother" that amps it up a notch.

I'd like to kiss you in the rain so you can get twice as wet.

She how she responds.

She says shes here till wednesday