Found this little fucker outside my house. Trips decides what I do with the bastard.
I hate cats
Found this little fucker outside my house. Trips decides what I do with the bastard
Adopt and love him
Get over your ridiculous hate and adopt the fucking thing.
Love him
pet him and give him some milk
let him have a nice loving family
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Put it in the microwave for 2 minutes
love him
cute cat
id keep
you keep
trips get
warm milk!
a second away. rr
Slit its fucking throat and rip out his stomach
Love him forever
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rip it's head off
Love him
Damn off by one
its your cat
attention whore
put it on a leash and take it for a walk in the ghetto
rr
Cut the legs off and drench it in blood till there is no more white.
Reroll because so close
pee on cat
then bath time and milk
Keep it
Pet him and love him and name him George
Insert your penis into its mouth with timestamp
Reroll
this as always
Feed him a saucer of milk. Keep him around. He will grow into a kick ass alley-cat and knock up all the other cats in the neighborhood. Put a black studded collar around him and call him Sledge.
rr, I will fucking get this. And you will learn your place, OP.
Reroll
Shit on its face
God is really in this cats side
lick it's asshole post it
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Reroll4
Beheading
give him a hat and send him on his way
Put a finger in his asshole, take a picture and post it.
Microwave it
give him tuna
Throw it off building
This
Pamper it with love
1. Go to zoo
2. Throw cat into gorilla pit
3. Film it
4. Upload it onto YouTube
5. ???
6. Profit
zippo cat
Buy him toys, and love him. Make him your profil pic on all social media
Rolling for this.
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Give him lots and lots of love
Shit that should count
Care for it and show it undivided love. Put it before yourself and never let anyone hurt it.
rr
except for you
this but also train him to be a quick witted assassin and give him a knife
Hug it and post a timestamp pic
let him go
Hug him
Kill yourself and let the cat watch. Give it a big ass fish to eat while it watches a pussy little faggot die
Trips get.
Love him forever please
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Name him Alfonso and love him forever
Roll
Bring it to an animal shelter.
rr
roll
Trips
rr
KSP: Kitten Space Program
space program
Stomp it and post video
Keep it and love it
MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Choke it to death, film it for our viewing pleasure. I also hate cats.
Give him an Applebees sandwich so he is mildly disappointed and might get sick
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Its your cat, you didn't find it, why dont you fuck off and die? Jobless faggot
FUCK
It starts now.
Rolling
eat him with a fork post pics
Reroll
Tripsss
adopt the cat and treat it with love
Teach it to play backgammon
reroll
send this cat to the moon!!!
Winrar!!!! Look at all these satanic gets!!!!
Deliver now op. Summer is my favorite season
WINRAR!
Hold it in your hand while you kill yourself, faggot.
rape it in the ass
eat
Roll for this lel
Love him!!
eat him post pics
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1. Heat up butterknives/spoons in the oven at 250 for 30 min, use an oven mitt to take them out.
2. Secure kitten, somehow, in a cage or kennel if you can. Place hot metel against paws of kitten.
3. Wear 10-12 long sleeve shirts if needed. Pick up kitten by tail and hold above head. Punch directly in each ear 10-12 times as hard as you can.
4. Wrap kitten in blanket/towels you don't want, tying knots in corners so it cannot escape. Hold under water of full bathtub, 40-60 seconds at a time.
5. Release in wild.
Lick its tiny little keyhole anus