Waifu claim thread

Waifu claim thread

Rules that I shamelessly copy:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only trips can steal
>No RP or ERP faggotry
>Discuss
>Insult
>Have fun

>Food edition

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Well, I'm leaving quite a bit early for my run, plan on going until I'm puking, legs make it so I have to crawl back, or my arrhythmia gives me a heart attack. I hope for anything but the ladder.

>Shiro

Thanks for the early bread!

>claim

>EXPLOSION Claimed

mandatory cc claim

obligatory rule edit:

Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>Dubs is apparently law now
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not Sup Forums, This is /Waifu/
>1st wave is on top
>This is so cringe worthy it deserves a (you)
>have fun

>Informatics
who informed wat now?
What's that desu?

I don't have tele
We use discord

Can send me that url or something then.

>claimed
Bonus best girl in background.

Noo!! you got it all wrong! its the other way around! besides, i called you a qt first.

very untrue. most legendaries has a flaw in them. mewtwo has a bad defense and should be exploited in that sense. he could be one shot by many of my team members. thats just one example of many. Exclude Arceus.

im capable of doing it. i could get A's and B's on test just fine (without studying = B) but the homework just finally starts to beat you down.

good luck battling

oh my... dont die on us..

Pc stuff

If I do die, at least I was living.

>If I do die, at least I was living.
I think you meant "If I do die, at least I *am* living."
>ika

Be sure to kill you legs like I did yesterday!
Might be so, but that doesn't make you less of a qt!
Hardware or software, if I might ask?
Famous last words

amen shiro
see you later

What are you planning to switch to?
Also why is ika sometimes a babby ika?

neat, I think

>Hardware or software, if I might ask?
Hardware mostly but we are also learning stuff like basic programming
That's right

Back again.

Peridot won the Battle.
My internet went shit at my last Pokémon and he still had 3 I think.

look, you turn my software into hardware if you get my drift...

i could be linguistics major right now and be pretty far. all I would need is more english (ironically). Can you explain the second part? are you talking about chibi and such?

i assume no legendaries? kek just kidding. what were both teams?

Yeah, also I saw one of her riding on a snail
Did you want to do linguistics originally? I understand that you said that before lol, I don't catch on very fast.

...

His Pokémon were some japanese named ones kek
And sadly I don't even know all the Names of the Pokémon in german he used
My team was
Gardevoir
Sylveon
Jolton
Glaceon
Ninetails
Absol

yoink.

if all his were gen 1-5 i can tell you all the names, but if gen shit, i mean 6, you got no hope with me

Tfw song poster stopped posting good nostalgia rock songs! Plz come back fampai, im homeless stuck on my phone conserving data or Id find good songs too

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNnnZ84UB8

Sweet!
Oh I get it, alright
>wink wink

Im out. See you all later!
Goodnight!

Millinda and me are actually decent at Overwatch
Tracer is still cancer though

Bye milinda

no i never went for linguistics, I'm just interested in languages is all. I've taken french, italian, japanese, and i know english and spanish
>
you mean this one? theres 2 kinds of ikas but they are the same... kind of. the Mini Ikas can live for a lot longer than us people can.

thats... quite the team. are you going for a theme? excluding gardevoir.

Dont lie. Im garbage... kek

>Milinda

Goodnight Mili!

That teams sounds oddly similar to mine.
>Sylveon
>Gardevior
>Insert the rest of the Eeveelutions here
I'm here, seems Maki passed out though. Plus, I'm scratching the bottom of the barrel as I've posted most of what I had already, without oversaturating a single band.
youtube.com/watch?v=x5Za8HggalY
Night Milinda.

No!i just meant that you... uh, you... are an expert computerist! yeah thats what i meant! nothing along "those" lines
>did she find out?

goodnight!

Dude yup that one lmao
THere's more than one ika?
How many episodes in the show?

you're both shit don't lie lmao

I'm just using Pokémons I like
In Sun and Moon I want to rek the champion with an eeveelution team
I can't really remember his ones...
Steelix
A walking crab that could fly
There was this plant thingie that looked like a godzilla
and I can't even remember the other ones
>I have a shit memory
Ya, that was the goal, many eevees in the team
Even Dragonslayer Sylveon

>5 man reaper ults
>Im garbage
pick one faggot

I'd like to see you play you twat
I bet you can only play Winston and Torbjorn you unskilled piece of shit-stuffed duck vagina

Yeah, sure~
I know nothing about informatics so I wouldn't call myself an exert on that matter
>I guess I did

I've gone the last 2 games with my eeveelution team. I added in a Gardevior the last game because I'm a waifumon degenerate, plus, it was a shiny!

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>Winston
you mean the literal best hero in the game?
yeah ofc I can play him
tbh though I just play mercy, dva and pharah. But really whatever the team needs.
Who've you been playing?

>Waifumon
Is there something else?
I always try to get a... male... Gardevoir... because... traps
>I'm a trap degenerate
>Even my waifu is
Eeveelution team just sounds funny
and now with Sylveon we have Dohvakin, Dragonborn.
>Skyrim music plays

>you mean the literal best hero in the game?
I'll admit he's crazy strong but he's so boring to play
>play mercy
Slut
>Who've you been playing?
I play every hero except Tracer
But I'm the least detrimental to my team when I play Genji or Roadhog. I have been playing Mei a bit better as well

Why is edging to the thought of your waifu so much better than having sex?

Because as long as you don't cum you won't feel the regret that comes afterwards

jeez man... those descriptions... Sceptile? walking crab that flies? no clue

oh no, not this informatics business again. you and your big words you qt!
>these pictures tho

oh shit forgot to reply. there are 24 episodes and a few ovas and movie and a shit ton of manga.
>ika

Traps are pretty good. Don't know any irl though. It'd be funny though, a tomboy and a trap.
Sylveon manages to plow through most shit, while the others get levels through xp share. I should go play again, it's been over half a year.

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Because you actually love her.

>Roadhog
I'm the slut you fucking fuck?
1. Hook
2. Shotgun
3. Melee
repeat to win
damn I really wanna play though. you got me pumped

24 eps.
Fuck it I might as well watch it, ika is too cute
also sanae

Nono, it's red ... uh... Scizor
>I found it dammit
true, especially if Slyveon uses Moonblast

I know some Traps and Tomboys irl. But we can argue if they're good or bad traps.

>Apparently I'm a good enough trap that people triple check if that's really the toilet for men

>all I have on food
Slightly drunk edition.

kagami claimed!

Boss! One Ramen!

ohayo

But that's how I learned English, with the big words!
>you like'em?

Why are all boat girls sloots?

hey karen!!! how are you doing today???

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Moonblast, oh man. Calm Mind a few times then let those rip.
>Have never met a trap that can pass that well

How drunk is "slightly"?

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Excuse me, its
altfire+hook, shotgun, melee, altfire
And it all comes down to landing your hook
Playing roadhog wrong can also charge the enemies ultimate superfast so if you're an idiot you'll get dragons flying by every minute

And get out of your grandma's house and get decent internet you sucking fuck

Woo! glad to contribute to the added views of ika!

sceptile was for the plant dragon you were talking about. but damn i would have never found scizor if you hadnt told me. I'd fight you if you were battle ready...
>good enough trap
>androgynous character
well thought out

come one come all! welcome aboard!

well played... well played... i need to take an english class to compete with a qt like yourself.
>i like what i see

Kek, forgive me Karen, I have failed you
Did your pc survive the repairs btw?

Well, I went a longer route than I usually do in the same time it took for me to do shorter route, and my heart wasn't even trying to implode, so I'm making progress I suppose.

How to beat a dragon in Pokémon 101
>Step 1: Use Moonblast
>Step 2: Watch HP bar drop
>Step 3: ???
>Step 4: Profit

You never met a well passing trap?
That's probably because the best traps look just lige girls and you don't get the "is that maybe a guy" vibe
Define battle ready? I'm not!

>Androgynous Character
You'll only see me claiming traps or androgynous characters

thanks!!! how's the day going??
nice!!!! progress is good, how do you feel after running?

How many kilometers did you do?
And welcome back!
That won't be necessary, I'm still complete garbage in English. Especially when I try to speak in it~
>thighs

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Hey I'm doing fine, what about you?

lmao supercharge ult, yup. Also D.va and reaper are awesome against him
someday about the internet, someday.
not this summer though

kind of
have to send it back soon, no battery and lower resolution so far
got to see you guys at least

ok.

Are you sad again, faggot?
End your life already.

Yep, it's amazing. Going into the dragon gym (I think there was one) just made me grin.

Maybe. I know a guy that crossdresses, wants to be passable but genetics cursed him to all hell. Skinny, has the curvature, but facial structure and thick hair all over makes it so he'd have to work far harder than anyone (even him) would consider acceptable. He pretty said fuck it and hasn't bothered since last years comic con. And even then, he doesn't put nearly as much effort in, shaves his face as best he can and throw on tights/long sleeved things and calls it a day.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y66ivORGJ5o
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Also fun
>Get Azumarill
>huge power
>belly drum
>play rough
>oneshot every dark, fighting and dragon type in the game

Fuck man, just get it done by tonight
I dont feel like waiting several months for your ass

what exactly have you done? if you dont mind me asking

ivs/evs (Not eevees. ok sorry I'll stop) or at least a method to kill enemies.

the days going well. im getting tired but its all good!

>complete garbage
>no mistakes AT ALL
HAHAH! oh my god! you are FUNNY!

R8 my waifu

>nice loli

236/316

y tho

Cross your fingers, I don't think it'll be tonight though.
hope hard senpai

>Thanks
Shes better than this side character who's ass reeks of month old curry.

How did they fuck up so badly?
Hope it goes well for ya~
>nice loli
Well duh, I get to correct myself when I'm writing
But when I speak, oh god I'm shit!

Understandable. Being a trap is fucking much work.
I'll try to cosplay Chara on the next anime convention. I don't have a good face either, many people tell me it's better than most peoples but time is working against me.
I really need to get on hormones then being a trap will be easier!
Sounds like a lot of fun, maybe I'll try that
I tried with a friend of mine, told me the weakness of every of his pokémon and let me choose my pokémon based on theirs.
Their initiative was high enough to just get a turn before me and their attack/special Attack was high enough to one shot me even when using normal attacks without a critical attack multiplier
>it was so sad

kirino's here!
>nice loli

>ika

Well, I'm not getting a runners high, as I wish I could go longer as it's only three kilometres (1.8 miles), but there's two uphill parts, one being 300 meters the other being 500 meters. Just kind of wish I could do better and go for longer, but maybe my expectations are too high for it being my third day, having arrhythmia, and being very badly overweight. Plus these foot blisters are never going to go away so that just limits me even more.
Read above.

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what
>you replied to me twice

I don't know who you are referencing but I hope you are okay user.

Okay


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Fug

Seeya guys
Repair guy needs my laptop
WISH ME LUCK

Luck has been wished upon you.

Whats waifu?
>click

It's not bad at all for a beginner
Keep going and you'll get in better shape~
Goodluck faggot

Ya fucked up cunt
When do you get your shit fixed? If not tonight I'll give you until thursday but that's my last offer

Karen fucked up the reply. Second was supposed to be me

She also learns aqua jet which lets you win every skirmish. Just get her in a double with someone who can protect her like blissey and you'll be dragonslaying like no other. Except maybe my Weavile with sword's dance and ice punch, he's a straight dragonrapist

RIP

Checked

No u
1.2 litres of beer in 1 hour with no food.
>safe enough to ride home

untrue! i dont believe you! quit downing yourself and just accept you as the qt i need!

I'd tell you all about my team's weaknesses and i'd try to make my team out of one type/weakness for easiers sake

ah! my bad, i didnt notice it. i got attracted to that part that was directed to me
> and something more

Good luck, make sure you get your battery back. and resolution.

Friend tried hormones. Only for about 3 months then stopped, said it was fucking with him too much and he'd rather just deal with it and be a somewhat happy stable crossdresser than a moody unstable person on hormones that may or may not help.
>Pic related was from Anime Expo a few years back

Be careful, you're a skelton with alcohol right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=a1BS7XnEZqc

>

>Dragon Rapist
I feel so new to Pokémon now...
nooo, that's just heart crushing

doing good!! just tired lol, how's your day???
that's still good man!!!! 2 miles is still a long distance!!! just keep at it and you'll be a great runner in no time!!!

well... its much more complicated than you think...

then just fight me!

Until I feel I wouldn't disappoint Emi I don't think I'll be great.
How so?

>Shiro

Hey

>just accept you as the qt i need!
>
Did you edit this pic yourself?
It's pretty good kek
>its much more complicated than you think...
Oh?

she's not disappointed....at least you're trying your best!!! if you put 100% into it, she will still be proud of you!!!