Which one would you bang?

which one would you bang?

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Is that Amy? Ugliest girl on TV? Uglier than Maisie?
I'd rather not fap than fuck her

the woman

FAGGOT

literally who?

is that a real question?
left.

Ugly woman always beats mentally ill dude with tits. Fucking an ugly woman makes you stupid, but fucking a dude makes you a faggot.

Can't understand why this is so hard for you fuckwits to work out, frankly.

are you gay?

None, I would sacrifice both to the old gods.

So you do realize the one on the left is actually more appealing. That's fucking stupid just fuck the pretty one in the ass and go about your business.

she's not that ugly ,she's just standing next to a porn star

This is no question about ugliness - she as a person is unfuckable.
It's probably because unconsciously, most men would rather not have her procreate.

The vagina one

The one on the left is cute enough.

Nope, the only person allowed to have a cock when I get laid is me... Gay as fuck, right?
Simple bastard...

Since I'm not a fag I'll take Amy over Bailey

can I watch one bang the other instead?

More appealing if you can ignore the fact HE has a dick, because he's a dude. I can't ignore that, because I'm not a delusional faggot who'd stick his dick in anything that moved.

Eww. Neither. With shitty personalities like that, I wouldn't be able to get it up.

easy amy but it would be really rough with me punching her in the face and stomach and pulling her hair out

>...
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Confirmed gay.

Bailey, every time.

THREESOME

*Bryan

>the blender

maisie is hawt

The trap. at least it looks like a woman.

the gril in the back

Both these women are less attractive than an old bin bag filled with shit

on the left we have a real smile, on the right the wide eyed smile of a psychopath that will offer to blow you just to bite your dick off.

Okay buddy, enjoy scraping the taste of "girl" off your tongue the next time "she" shoots a load of salty spaff down your faggot throat...
Who'm I kidding, of course you'll enjoy it.

>...
Oh, look. You did it again.

No, but user it's not gay because it's a "feminine" penis

you seem awfully graphically inclined to gay situations for not being a closet case

The chubby of course

I would totally nail that nice looking retro kitchen

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both, you faggot

SHE'S SO SEXY

Well, I know how to change the oil on a car, but I don't drive.

I know that if it has a dick, it ain't a girl. And if you fuck a dude, you're a faggot. Everything else is delusion - I have no problem with you being a faggot, why do YOU have a problem with you being a faggot?

left, would destroy that pussy

>he's still replying as if what he says will change what we know about his secret gayness

About that...

Both. With a sledgehammer. In the skull.

Hmm...

>Fat ugly slob with an arby's sandwich for a vagina
>Dude in makeup

Alright, there Baitshop - tell you what, you stick to wanking over dudes with long hair and poor mental health and I'll keep on fucking real women, even the ugly ones, because the opinions of my sexuality from some fucking slack-jawed penis-lover on 4 chan is pretty low on my list of "shit to worry about today"...
Have a wonderful day, and try not to contract AIDS or get beaten by a redneck.

no one is uglier than maisie brother.

All that cringe from a skinny-wristed trailer park inhabitant. lmao

The trap on the left oh yeahhhhh

Well, I'm not a faggot so Amy Schumer would get to feel my cis white male privilege all in her uterus.

Believe whatever you want to believe dude, you're the one with a mental illness and a fear of vagina

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the one on the right because she has boobs and a vagina and I'm not a faggot. If I squint my eyes enough and turn off the lights I can pretend she's a fat, drunken dove cameron after 100lb weight gain

Nope - I'm not calling you a faggot because you disagree with me - I'm calling you a faggot because you are, literally, a faggot...

Try harder, m8

not that guy but if you like cock then you're actually a homosexual--bisexual at minimum

> trailer park inhabitant
Awesome burn dude...

Right? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills explaining this basic biology to a fucking 5 year old...

Yet you keep replying, in a faggot thread.

>implying

OP asked if we would fuck the trap (making you a faggot) or the ugly chick (making you a dumb hetero), and you read that as being a faggot thread... boy, you projecting.

Tough choice. One is a man masquerading as a woman, the others bailey jay

Trailers aren't even that shitty anymore. Besides, being poor is cool nowadays. Stop posting. You really are a cunt.

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newfag inbound

>this new

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i seriously cant tell if thats a boy or a girl. help?

Im not gay but im definitely not putting it inside amy... So I guess that leaves only one other choice...

wow summer sure is early this year.

You got nothing, so you call me a newfag? Ok then...

Too fucking stupid to argue with, or a really poor troll - either way, enjoy wanking to dudes and "not being gay".

i find it funny how you are all convinced that every trap lover likes dicks.
watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE

I have bad news for that faggot then...

>he thinks this is reddit or high school debate club instead of where people come to call retards retarded
Maybe keep quiet until you've lurked a little moar on my site, closet case. btw we can all tell you're underage b&.

The cabinet.

BOTH!

merchantbehaindpost.mpg

What's with the daily dozens of posts that induce faggotry?
FUCK OFF /B

>my site

Sorry dude, didn't realise I was talking to an old hand on "the chan"

>You got nothing, so you call me a newfag? Ok then...
>Too fucking stupid to argue with, or a really poor troll - either way, enjoy wanking to dudes and "not being gay"

being this new

>le bait maymay
And you wonder why it's not your site. You haven't even grown out of reaction images yet.

>>he thinks this is reddit or high school debate club instead of where people come to call retards retarded
+1

Both

...But Bailey first.

I'd leave the house and bang the door shut behind me.

I'd rather fuck the one with a dick over that fat cabbage patch kid.

You got nothing, dick-sucker - literally nothing, so you fall back on your retardation, because mommy always claps when you do that.

You're a faggot, and a retard? There, no image, just an honest reaction. Can I play on your site now?
Oh, that's right, you're a faggot fuck-up with no say in the matter anyway

>"the chan"

pasta from another faggot as retarded as you, hence the quotation marks... ffs, you're not even trying now are you?

>You're a faggot, and a retard?
>no u
You sure are getting emotionally compromised by people pointing out how gay and stupid you are.

Of course Bailey Jay

>projecting

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here...
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19.

You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

This is a random fact... but what is... "random".

There is a web board, on the internet, called Sup Forums.

One of the sections, of this website, is called Sup Forums

The sole purpose of Sup Forums, is to be, completely, "random."

But what if Sup Forums, stopped... being random?

What if every post made, on this board, was just a copy of a previous one?

What if every post was, literally, a copy, of a copy, of a copy?

What if instead of, "random", they were named something else... something more accurate of a description.

What if it was called... "copy and paste"?

What if Sup Forums, literally became /cp/

And as always, thanks for reading this in my voice.

i invented that meme

can i get both at once?

sure you did, sparky, and you wrote all of Dre's rhymes, and built a space-ship out of tin cans.

>opinions on my sexuality...

Pot, meet kettle

Fuck looks, I'll take the one on the right

>OP posts about fucking a woman or a man, retards leap in to defend their gay fucking stance on said question

I'm stupid and gay? Okay fella, pretty sure two minutes with a dictionary could help you to sort this one out...

Decapitate Amy and fuck the hole while Bailey ravages my ass

Brady, get the gun. Let's ice this nigga Michael.

You're taking crazy pills because no one is disagreeing with you. Fact is, it's not a big deal to anyone but you.