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fuck Canadians edition

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smoked a joint and shared my tunes with a fellow local dnb producer last night, i'm in the scene now lads

*Scottishness intensifies*

dumb phone poster

LSD is “one of the two or three most important things I’ve done in my life” – Steve Jobs

good edition

STOP STAYING IN

marxism leading to terrorism leading to all out war

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Fuck you buddy hahahahahahahahahahaha

oi

I'll keep that in mind.

*muffled laughter*

Apple has said customers who lose one of the new wireless Airpod earphones will be charged £65 for a replacement.

Customers will also be charged £65 to replace a lost charging case. It costs £45 to service the battery in a single Airpod or the charging case itself.

>tourist in America

Just curious, would you ever consider a trans gf ???

Didn't wake up terrified in the middle of the night, successful sleep imo

dunno how there's apparently such a heroin epidemic considering i've literally never seen anyone do it.

gratz

Canadians are dumb

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lmao

*does an audible sigh*

big fan of elliot hulse

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will be taking 80mg of temezepam soon

staying in > going out

does martin shrekli post here

only if she's a dom

depends desu, if they were very qt i might do.

shrek isnt real mate

you now remember when he scored 35 goals in a season for swansea, won the league cup then obliterated his ankle and retired to 4th division spanish football

*does a loud explosive shit*
*leaves skids all over the bowl*

and literal communists will still buy them

*the sound of bollocks popping*

When an absolute banger comes on shuffle

500mg of paracetamol straight up the jacksie lads x

nah he tried posting on /biz/ on stream once and couldn't even figure out the fact that you need an image to start a thread. He doesnt post on Sup Forums

he hangs around with that PUA guy
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what's so funny justin

bash my bollocks bash them good

>shrek isnt real mate

heathen

blasphemer


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>you now remember when he scored 35 goals in a season
not really

500g of paracetamol straight up the japseye lads x

It's a disgrace how low-income workers get treated.

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what's all the liquid falling off her face

I don't even know what half this means

>tfw to smart to win presidential election

he and frank yang are fucking with them in that vid imo. They're unironically smart guys. Frank in particular

People pay good money to listen to these gimps
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Is he #ourguy, /brit/? Is Andrew Hales one of us?

going to school lads

anybody watched any good scandinavian films recently?

habbening :D

probably happened cos she was spraying hairspray in the car then lit a fag. I guess the liquid might be residue from the burning hairspray or something

you watching the same video as me lad? can't see any liquid

Always that same LSD story, you’ve all seen it. ‘Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.’ What a dick! Fuck him, he’s an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don’t see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south—they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He’s a moron, he’s dead—good, we lost a moron, fuckin’ celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don’t mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that’s the way it comes out.

No but Borgen is a good show, same with the Bridge

Many such cases!

ah yes
the ol addict a man to a substance
truly proof of god

same with Forbrydelsen

me sampling a mouthful

her shirt is wet from whatever it is. you can see it dropping to the ground a few times

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kek

hope the prisoners deal our fascist scum police a good lesson

really want to order this bloody chippy but ive snacked so much im feeling it anymore

>shows

spent a couple of hours getting my mate past the graduate aptitude tests for fucking deloitte

did the first round for him as well last week, might as well fucking show up for his assessment centre and interview while I'm at it

man i can't tell if my repuslion for these cunts is programmed into me as like a socialised hatred for masculinity that gets programmed into all men or if it's just because they're fucking cunts
I-is this what an alpha looks like?

Are you more of a flick man?
Or kino, perhaps?

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I THOUGHT LOVE WAS ONLY TRUE IN FAIRY TALES

banterful prison desu

desu i think she probably had a water bottle in the car and dumped it on her face trying to put the fire out

kinda feel like an idiot now because of how obvious it is

haha yes lads just getting ready for the big night out haha

Got no mates that want me to go out with them

Don't want any mates anymore

>aptitude tests just to get to the assessment centre

please tell me this is a meme

watching the pengest halal munch lads

what do findoms get for their money? just a couple of texts mocking them?

hit the nail on the head there

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Do normies actually have to text girls all day? like say there's a woman you're courting, do they really text her all fucking day? How can they stand it? would do my nut in.

got a message saying
"please
i will devote myself to you"
and im not joking you it's because i've got really strong banter. I made a girl fall in love with me cos i've got good bants

did you make that?

>lmao that guy over there has such a small dick i can't concentrate because i want to laugh so hard

I'm going to become super rich and get a hot af trophy wife desu

>having the energy to go out on a friday night

haven't known this feel for a long time

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>mfw I have a UKIP supporting, brown friend on facebook from an Indian background who lives in the UK and keeps making posts about how there should be less foreigners in the UK
really made me think

>prison riots
>widespread strikes
>EU fuckery
>possibly the biggest nonce case being uncovered
>GCHQ can see the chinese cartoons you watch
end times are upon us lads

Supposed to be going out tonight but can't be fucked lads

might chuck away my old body and buy a new one

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