>You woke up as a girl this morning.
>You go sit in the bathtub in disbelief.
What do you do now?
You woke up as a girl this morning
shove everything i can into my pussy
>take photo
>post thread on Sup Forums
pussy looks raunchy...
sage
Raunchy? What that means?
Slide myself under the faucet, break orgasm record
Wonder where the fuck the bathtub came from since I only had a walk in shower when I went to sleep.
Damn this is some good ass b8.
>celebrate
>dress up in cute clothes
>masturbate
>acquire cosplay outfits
>post pics
>lose to cock
thats not how you sage
This
...
Yep, thats what i would do too
Fuck everything phalic.
eat my own period blood
I'd go chill with my mates without telling them. I already look like an ugly girl, and apparently it's easy to imagine my female doppelgänger.
Now I don't know how I feel about that..
Anyway I'd visit male friends and start making sandwiches and drinks for them, and then clean. Also I'd gush all over the remote.
>explore body
>find out what rubbing my clot raw feels like
>get into clubs for free
>get free drinks
>get free drugs
>get free meals
>get free sex
>have all the drug fueled lesbian sex i want
>get raped for fun
>enslave a male with promises of vagoo
>finger butthole
>take slutty pictures for later when i change back.
i like that this guy just assumes that he is on the rag coz his a girl
>clit*
Shit, forgot pic.
Also I'd steal some shit from the store in my normal men's clothes and then switch back into a dude
Where there's a will; there's a way.
Hope im not horrendous too look at. start doing 300 squats a day. start sandwich production. smack my ass. probably not much else. continue vidya.
mastrubate. Then have sex with everything that moves. Then go to sleep. Transform back into man next time I wake up.
This is all you'd ever really need to do user.
Fuck, why don't real girls just do this stuff all the time?!
i didnt assume that i just want to taste period blood
i would walk around topless
The world may never know
go on /b
show all i´ve got
regret
eat nuggets
suicide
Get a tattoo and see if it persists as a boy
1. Get out the tub
2. Put on make up
2.Prostitute myself
4.Profit
holy fuck, i finally have a bathtub!!
Why aren't you fucking men right now?
same i do as men, FAP to start the day right
fucking this!
I dunno, rub one out, maybe shave legs.
Piss myself
>go sit in the bathtub in disbelief
Why would I do that?
Kill myself
I'd rather be dead than retarded*
*all women are retarded
this
I'd yell at every men cuz they're oppressing me
Wonder why I was taking a bath, and after I'm done, post on Sup Forums and masturbate on omegle.
get a haircut/shave and brush your teeth dude.
I wonder whose house I'm in since I don't have a bathtub.
I regularly do all three of those things. In fact, I'm kinda obsessed with brushing my teeth to the point where it makes me miserable.
I meant get a better haircut and stay clean shaven
forgot to quote post
Get brunch
>get out of tub
>go online to tell friends
>masturbate while chatting with friends through skype text
>later I attempt to subtly seduce my friend
>use the sex as blackmail for things
>agree to suck his dick on occasion
>buy dildo
>use that for blowjobs when friend is unavailable
>be happy
oh, I almost forgot one last thing
>be better than pizza
who wouldn't?
agreed
Except cock. I'd go yuri
Finally have my ass fucked without being called a faggot.
kek nahh
I'd fuck the shit out of this womanpoosi
Acquire vibrator, insert into pussy, get dressed, attempt to operate normally for the rest of day.
So u r gay virgin who's mother hated him?
beat the shit out of some feminists without any consequences
There is a difference between feminist and feminazi.
Bathe?
Found you tumblr.