You woke up as a girl this morning

>You woke up as a girl this morning.
>You go sit in the bathtub in disbelief.
What do you do now?

shove everything i can into my pussy

>take photo
>post thread on Sup Forums

pussy looks raunchy...

sage

Raunchy? What that means?

Slide myself under the faucet, break orgasm record

Wonder where the fuck the bathtub came from since I only had a walk in shower when I went to sleep.

Damn this is some good ass b8.

>celebrate
>dress up in cute clothes
>masturbate
>acquire cosplay outfits
>post pics
>lose to cock

thats not how you sage

This

...

Yep, thats what i would do too

Fuck everything phalic.

eat my own period blood

I'd go chill with my mates without telling them. I already look like an ugly girl, and apparently it's easy to imagine my female doppelgänger.
Now I don't know how I feel about that..

Anyway I'd visit male friends and start making sandwiches and drinks for them, and then clean. Also I'd gush all over the remote.

>explore body
>find out what rubbing my clot raw feels like
>get into clubs for free
>get free drinks
>get free drugs
>get free meals
>get free sex
>have all the drug fueled lesbian sex i want
>get raped for fun
>enslave a male with promises of vagoo
>finger butthole
>take slutty pictures for later when i change back.

i like that this guy just assumes that he is on the rag coz his a girl

>clit*

Shit, forgot pic.

Also I'd steal some shit from the store in my normal men's clothes and then switch back into a dude

Where there's a will; there's a way.

Hope im not horrendous too look at. start doing 300 squats a day. start sandwich production. smack my ass. probably not much else. continue vidya.

mastrubate. Then have sex with everything that moves. Then go to sleep. Transform back into man next time I wake up.

This is all you'd ever really need to do user.
Fuck, why don't real girls just do this stuff all the time?!

i didnt assume that i just want to taste period blood

i would walk around topless

The world may never know

go on /b
show all i´ve got
regret
eat nuggets
suicide

Get a tattoo and see if it persists as a boy

1. Get out the tub
2. Put on make up
2.Prostitute myself
4.Profit

holy fuck, i finally have a bathtub!!

Why aren't you fucking men right now?

same i do as men, FAP to start the day right

fucking this!

I dunno, rub one out, maybe shave legs.

Piss myself

>go sit in the bathtub in disbelief
Why would I do that?

Kill myself

I'd rather be dead than retarded*

*all women are retarded

this

I'd yell at every men cuz they're oppressing me

Wonder why I was taking a bath, and after I'm done, post on Sup Forums and masturbate on omegle.

get a haircut/shave and brush your teeth dude.

I wonder whose house I'm in since I don't have a bathtub.

I regularly do all three of those things. In fact, I'm kinda obsessed with brushing my teeth to the point where it makes me miserable.

I meant get a better haircut and stay clean shaven

forgot to quote post

Get brunch

>get out of tub
>go online to tell friends
>masturbate while chatting with friends through skype text
>later I attempt to subtly seduce my friend
>use the sex as blackmail for things
>agree to suck his dick on occasion
>buy dildo
>use that for blowjobs when friend is unavailable
>be happy

oh, I almost forgot one last thing
>be better than pizza

who wouldn't?

agreed
Except cock. I'd go yuri

Finally have my ass fucked without being called a faggot.

kek nahh

I'd fuck the shit out of this womanpoosi

Acquire vibrator, insert into pussy, get dressed, attempt to operate normally for the rest of day.

So u r gay virgin who's mother hated him?

beat the shit out of some feminists without any consequences

There is a difference between feminist and feminazi.

Bathe?

Found you tumblr.