Mad libs thread

mad libs thread

i need a noun

nigger

i need adjective

slimy

verb

Dick

murder

>666
>murder
>brothers save me

Also checked

adverb

demonically

Niggerly

adjective

Yo chill fam

Bloody

cum-filled

> YO
> CHILL
> FAM
please leave.

plural noun

Slaves

and another plural noun

penises

Barbie dolls

part of the body

testicular gland

noun

bottle

Vibrator

two more nouns, one per person

ling ling and nig nog

all i need now is part of the body

anus

Elbow

left hand

delivering, hold on

niggers

You can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty nigger, threatening everyone by waving yer slimy sword in the air, but until ye learn to murder like a pirate, you'll never be demonically accepted as an authentic jew. So here's what ye do: Cleverly work into your daily conversations cum-filled pirate phrases such as "Ahoy there, slaves," "Avast, ye penises," and "Shiver me Barbie dolls". Remember to drop all yer g's when ye say such words as sailin', spittin', and fightin'. This will give ye a testicular gland start to bein' regognized as a swashbucklin' bottle. Once you have the lingo down, it helps to wear a three-cornered vibrator on yer head , stash a ling ling in yer pants, and keep a nig nog perched atop yer anus. Aye, now ye be a real pirate!