WHERES THE DUBS?

WHERES THE DUBS?

I don't got no dubs ma'am

You're holding them, you dumb old broad

RIGHT HERE GRAM GRAM DON'T SHOOT

well i'll be damned

Did you check yourself, granny?

You still got it y'ol bat

Oh right. I NEED MORE!

I HAVE THEM AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY

Grandma, your monthly check of dubs doesn't come in till next week. i don't know why you're hassling me about it. It might be time for you to go into a home.

BAM! YOU DEAD!

You missed by one.
Granny lives

BUT IM OFF MY ROCKER!

No, im granny and i shot him.

this is now a d100 game

I have dubs, if you can roll a higher d100 than me i'll hand them over

not fo long

IM NOT PLAYIN GAMES HERE!

...

hah, I'm keeping my dups
check my new roll, thats my defence
if you roll higher when you shoot im ded and youre free to take the dubs from my corpse

BAM MUFUKA!

*tumble success*
too bad

no shoot plz

dementia confirmed