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Stop being so selfish edition

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cara

cancer

THISSSSSSS XDDDDDDDD LUV CARA XDD

depression isn't real

ugly bitch bet she gets blacked and cream pied from muslims

getting quite triggered by all these irl normies implicitly and explicitly bragging about having sex

aussies aren't real

>the only reason i'm still here
What about the people no-one gives a flying fuck about?

>Go to the kebab shop down the road for a late night kebab
>There are like 10 black guys in there hollering at the staff and bothering the other customers
>Immediately just walk home again

Did I do the right thing?

need a giantess gf

forcing someone to keep living a life they hate is much more selfish than suicide, it's a form of torture.

Reminder, the only reason why suicide is illegal is that it ruins the perfect image of life to others. Heaven forbid someone else suffers

would've done the same thing

the pengest munch just reviewed my local lads.

got called bruv in the kebab place today

Would've sucked their big black nubian cocks and had each of them fuck every orifice, and then creampie my arsehole after over the kebab shop counter mmmm yeah

I wish. Pity not many girls are not taller than 6'3 or let alone pretty

what happened?

if the irish are such british hating hard cunts why didn't they join the boers when they could use a hand

> forcing someone to keep living a life they hate is much more selfish than suicide, it's a form of torture.

cowardice

niggerest munch

>not many girls are not taller than 6'3
6'3 is considered tall for girls but is hardly rare these days. of the ten girls in my office two are over that height. it's why you really need to be 6'6+ to be tall if you're a man now

F O Y
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ohhh suck my cock will you

genuine racists out

ironic racists in

The finchley one? Mad
lmao where do you live? Girls in this country are tiny compared to even the US

but you did play it

president trump

dat can't run fäm

feel like utter shit just want her back

...

alri cunts

I don't think we're that lucky.

wahhh ey

I DON'T KNOW WAGWAN

yeah, honestly it's total shit, I'm surprised man didn't pan it. qt eastern europeans serving though

tru

fuck off paki

literally true

if croydon is the manhattan of london then what is the brooklyn of london

Good to have you back.

>be Yank
>don't fuck off

screaming truuuuu

FOY

Ah yes, it's a manlet obsessed with height trying to claim he's +6' episode

I have a small penis.

5'9" is the radical centrist's height

Slavery was in place for 350 years, that doesn't mean it was right.

Remind me again why the possession of psychoactive drugs was criminalized again?

>if croydon is the manhattan of london
epic
everything south of the river is a shithole

alri 3 inch willy

>Croydon
na

used to think oneitis was the most proper autistic embarrassing theory ever

now i have it and it's even more autistic and embarrassing than i imagined

fuck sake lads it's been ages

stop having such an interesting general then haha

prefer not to say

I used to think this too

Turns out they have some nice places. Like Kingston and Dulwich Village

Brixton and that are getting gentrified too

*headbutts you in the shin(

>interesting general

alri reviewbrah

it's just how the male mind works, we fixate on a girl. you can see the evolutionary utility of it

what is it then

daily reminder that you're technically not a man if you're beneath 5'10"

Shalom goyim
Our robot overlords are awake once more

Women are terrible at judging height.

For instance,

>today, female colleague asks me what height we are
>shrug and say i don't know, when I know i'm 189cm 6ft3 or something
>"stand next to other female colleague"
>you're about 5'10 average male height
>"ok lol"

height isnt everything

yeah I'm sure that's what the estate agent told you lmao

*pulls the plug*
Back to sleep

Pakistan having nukes makes it worse not better

Nukes don't improve already shit countries
Pakistan should be split between Iran, Afghanistan, China and India

cringe

I would unironically rather live under Sharia than under communism desu lads

care to explain yourselves?

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fucking idiot how is that cringe you fucking nigger fag fuck off

Good evening my Lord. I'm glad to see you.

I'm a little over 6'1 and girls CONSTANTLY mention my height. They don't understand numbers obviously but if you're 6'3 they will be aware you're way over average

>South Bank
>Borough
>Maritime Greenwich
>Peckham
>Wimbledon

Brixton and the Elephant are shitholes but they're good nights out as well

i am the most tired person itt right now

pakistan should be glassed.

tell me ephraim

do israeli jews hate the conservative jews?

I'd say it's a mixture of areas. Like Lewisham ect

t. Hindustani troublemaker

heard the mcdonalds in lewisham is quite good

mate to be honest i have no idea why you responded to me with that shite, it has no relevance to what i said

now fuck off will you

my dominos is "baking" lads
I always get conned into buying way more pizza than I need because of their stupid offers.

Yea I've had these episodes too and it's not pretty
Usually I'm able to shake myself around a bit and say "wtf am I doing?" Before it gets out of hand
Now I've cultivated a very calm and uncaring attitude with women which is much healthier

reminder that 5'10" is the perfect female height

Are you going to Scarborough Fair

Nothing can replace the visceral, primal joy of a god-given flesh and blood penis

Nothing!

>constantly
I'm 6'2 and they don't seem to give a shit usually

Thirty years ago, as the nation mourned the loss of seven astronauts on the space shuttle Challenger, Bob Ebeling was steeped in his own deep grief.

The night before the launch, Ebeling and four other engineers at NASA contractor Morton Thiokol had tried to stop the launch. Their managers and NASA overruled them.

That night, he told his wife, Darlene, "It's going to blow up."

When Challenger exploded 73 seconds after liftoff, Ebeling and his colleagues sat stunned in a conference room at Thiokol's headquarters outside Brigham City, Utah. They watched the spacecraft explode on a giant television screen and they knew exactly what had happened.

because you're full of shit, no girl thinks 6'3 is "average male height". you are in all likelihood a paid up member of the manlet internet defence force

Does anyone else like to poo standing up? When I'm home alone I do, can't be bothered to sit down, plus it comes out easier when you stand but in a slightly bent position while holding onto something for balance

This bird is letting a machine fuck her up the arse lads

India would unironicly civilize Pakistan
By that I mean they would holocaust them

want salma hayek to take a hot spicy shit on my face

Whitby Goth Weekend > Scarborough Fair

reminder that 2 is the perfect number of spatial dimensions for a female to have

Can confirm, 6'3 here. Anyone i haven't seen in a while will usually mention my height or ask how tall i am at least once.

It's actually quite annoying.

well how the fuck did it happen today then you stupid bastard

Isn't it shabbat? Is getting fucked by a machine considered work?

Any of you boys seen a feller named Thailad around these parts?