How would you describe these two women?

How would you describe these two women?

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Happy

Skinny but fuckable and a fucking land whale

skinny and fat xd

Sex the fat girl and gtfo after I cum. Fat women are disgusting, but when I'm horny they're the hottest thing ever.

The right one ate the left one

Skeleton on left.
Land whale on right.

Ornstein and Smough

Aren't these the same chick before and after college?

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Taken and Single

Best post I've seen in months.
+1 internet for you user

mass and ass

A perfect 10 see the resemblance blonde chick a perfect stick And Tha faty a perfectly round 0

unfuckable

the duality of woman

left, healthy and beautiful
right, fat and disgusting. a blight on humanity.

Left: walking with a cane at 50
Right: Pigs heart at 60
(Don't let my edge cut you)

yup

both sexy as fuck

polar fucking opposites

Left: fleshlight
Right: bodypillow

That monster on the right ate that poor girl on the left.

both of them: dying.

A fine example of opposite ends of the gene pool.

Left one is healthier than the right one. It has been proven that the less you eat, the longer you live.

Anorexic/bulimic and obese

nudes for right?

Mars and Jupiter
Both death for the dik.

there's a happy medium. both of them are at the extreme ends of said medium.

fuck you. don't even joke about that.

One is skinny and the other is overweight

Is that the same chick? Similar facial features.

Unhealthy.

oh shit, say it ain't so

are you fucking retarded?
you too?
holy fuck. no. they're not the same person.

No.

One's grossly small and the other grossly large. Average them and you have a sexy curvy threesom including yourself

1
>Pretty face, crapp body

2
>WHAT TeH FucK

I would rather be smothered to death by the girl on the right than deal with the bullshit the one on the left would say.

anorexic and curvy

I only see a woman on the left..
on the right clearly it's the planet Jupiter

>left
Money pit whore
>right
Obtainable clingy section 8 bait

Left: skin and bones

right: whale bones

could not have said it better myself