Ok Sup Forums im gonna finger my asshole tonight. im gonna use my bare fingers and coconut oil...

ok Sup Forums im gonna finger my asshole tonight. im gonna use my bare fingers and coconut oil. i want a prostate orgasm, am i retarded? is there a better way to do this? i do not have any gloves and i am not buying any dildos.

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forgot to add, i have never done this before

It's gonna suck bro, Stay straight and don't give into the cancer. Seriously, the constant exposure to traps and shit on this site turns people gay and causes autistic actions like fingering your butt.

you're retarded

Dude I have people tell me they nut for what feels like a minute when they have their girlfriends do that. I'm interested but scared. Good luck op.

You won't feel a thing. You won't reach your P-stop. You will feel stupid after 30 seconds.

thanks user

I just gave it a go while wanking in the shower... actually I've never thought to doing it outside the shower because I don't much like shit on my hands.

Also if you admit this IRL everyone will mock you. Even the ones that have tried it will, in order to fit in.

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i dont live in real life so thats ok.

ive stuck in there once real quick and definately felt it before i knew what it was.

how do you know its gonna suck?

but why?

is it as good as people say?
like is it worth trying?

i dont know. i didnt orgasm i just tried it. it was pleasurable and the fap afterwards was intense. i was also extremely dehydrated and my urethra felt very heavy for a bit.

is it worth trying?

Just remember user, you'll never be able to forget that you've had your finger up your ass.

not like i did. if you do try to hit orgasm

fug wrong relpy

Any helpful hints?

You will feel stupid after 30 seconds.

so should I try it?
because I want to fap tonight and i'm open to try something new

im fully do it tonight too. do it dude quit stalling and do it. lube is very very important, find a natural oil or lotion or something and make sure its safe to put in your asshole. im using coconut oil

okay
is there something that is better than my finger that I can use?

i have no clue. i guess something harder. dont destroy your asshole and also point to your belly button when you insert

Fap with lotion too?

honestly tried it. didn't want to finger blast it like a freshman so kinda poked at it. didn't do much. 3.5/10 might try again?

ight
thanks
i'm almost 100% sure that I will regret this but fuck it

what is there to regret?

Honestly it feels pretty good if you jack off while doing it, the clean up and the feeling of disgust isn't worth it

HOLY SHIT MISSED HEXS BY ONE

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putting a finger in my ass

who cares dude? explore your body nothing wrong with that

Tried it. Not too shabby

Take it slow and make sure you're fully relaxed and properly lubed.

You will feel like an idiot after the 30 second mark

alright, thanks fam. porn reccomended?

good point

Make sure your finger nails are cut so you don't scratch yourself and get aids

Dude this is probably going to be the thing that turns me bi
idk what i'd do after that

i chew my nails like an autist so that shouldnt be a problem

then youll have twice as many things to fap to :)

30 seconds then you feel dumb

I guarantee that you won't get a prostate orgasm tonight. That apparently takes a lot of trying (I haven't even gotten one myself). But regardless, a normal orgasm with the addition of prostate stimulation is pretty great. Much more intense, and much longer (that time between the point when you know the orgasm is inevitable and actual emission is a lot longer--like 20 seconds sometimes for me). I've shot cum a good 6 feet before. This is especially true if you edge for a while. Your prostate swells and hardens when you are close to orgasm...basically, when you get to that point tone things down and try to delay cumming until you can't take it anymore, then prepare for the mindblowing orgasm.

The most I've done is middle finger up to the second knuckle and just jack off with it there - definitely got a different sort of orgasm but the whole in-my-butt thing is still weird to me.

I'm so proud of you user, why don't you watch this video first. to get you in the mood

youtube.com/watch?v=I_sHg8KwOWI

Your fingers will probably get tired before then. Find an object to use, it will take a few minutes of feeling close to get there.

It will likely take a few tries, but it's worth it.

Strapons. M8 it's the fucking male G spot. We're talking best orgasms that you've ever had. If you're so insecure about your sexuality that you're willing to give that up, then you're a bigger faggot that pic related.

Shut the fuck up you faggot. 30 seconds until you realize you will die alone, and no one will come to your funeral.

This guy gets it.

>butt fuck it

I've been trying last summer to find a guy to fuck my ass. I'm getting pretty pissed off. Fucking faggots. I'm not even ugly or anything.

If you can't stick a finger in your butt without feelings of intense shame you may be a homo

Tread lightly OP, some doors can't be shut once they've been opened

The thing about butt stuff is it wont come to you without a little bit of doing and willpower.

Despite what people say, Buttplay is an acquired taste, it's really never fun the first go, you have to want it to be good.

>coconut oil

do you know how much saturated fat you'll have in your ass?

i want it.

pls more info im not very smart

Then just keep doing it, and eventually it'll click. It took me like 20+ attempts many of which with an actual dildo before I really started to get it.

Just buy some Astroglide™ at the self checkout for $4 and make sure to evacuate your bowels beforehand.

Take a nice shower/bath and check if the cost is clear.

Once you start eating proper and have regular movements you can essentially skip that part.

Shit is god tier orgasm

put your phone on vibrate, tell all your friends you've got some dank kush you giving our for free, stick phone up ass; profit

>Once you start eating proper and have regular movements you can essentially skip that part.
you know who youre talking to dont u

Probably not, but the best thing about fingering your shitter is that you become more health conscious, at least I did.

FeelsGoodMan

you are retarded, prostate milking comes with literally 0 sexual pleasure, it is just a way to manually release semen from the vas deferens, when you cum from prostate milking, semen just leaks out of your dick and you feel nothing besides the sensation of your finger is in your butthole, it isn't like actually experiencing an orgasm

have you tried it?

Remember kids, prostate stimulation helps keep cancer away!

[citation needed] I ain't posting sources, google it faggot.

False. You are talking about the medical procedure.

>prostate milking is the same thing as a prostate orgasm

You have no idea what you're talking about, it's two separate things.

ya, and if you feel something weird in there it might actually save your life to tell your doc!

use normal lube. cocontt oil will fry your ass.

if you don't have clean bowels use a condom on finger.

takes time

enjoy

>normal lube
im not buying anything. what are some good household products? how will it fry my ass?

just use lotion

just use thick spit and go slow then fucking fag lmao

or If you really want to bust a nut use dish soap ;)

Yeah, that's why there's so many faggots who love taking in the ass.

I don't think you'll achieve a prostate orgasm tonight, man. I've been at this for a year and the only time I ever had one was on Molly after 3 hours of it.

both are fine but you'll need a lot of spit, boi

unscented lotion. or baby oil if you have any. or if all else use petroleum jelly. works well if you warm it in your palms a bit beforehand. or just get a lot of spit on your asshole with your finger. it's gonna burn a bit

A lot of things you might think will work will burn your ass and not feel good. Spit is the best free lube.

>petroleum jelly
you will never clean this out of your ass. it will stay there until you have acidic diarrhea

>lotion
are you retarded or trolling?

Well first off, despite what the "I'm REALLY not secure with my sexuality" anons on here will say, no it doesn't make you gay to do this. Prostate massage is just a fetish. As far as if it's going to work for you...probably not. Pretty hard to reach your own prostate.

>you'll never be able to forget that you've had your finger up your ass

I've had an 18 inch dildo all the way in my ass.

Hmm. Not going to forget because it feels awesome.

OP here, im not nervous with my sexuality so thats ok. well im off to give this a shot now will report back

i've never seen more faggots in my life...

Are you? Explain why you think I'm wrong.

I've been trying to get a prostate orgasm for a long time now and haven't been able to. I've tried a vibrator and even a specially designed prostate massager and haven't got anything. You def won't get it with just a finger m8

lotion is meant for external use only

you're not gonna orgasm with just ur finger.
gonna need a dildo user

you can get some pleasure tho.

go in gently, tease ur finger in dont just ram it in there. kinda point towards where your dick would me, and gently and slowly make a 'come here' motion with your finger. in a couple of minutes youll start to feel it.
youll start to go harder and rougher and youll leak pre but you wont cum. eventually youll just jack off and blow a gigantic load.

best of luck op

in b4 pic related lmao

good luck though :3

>go in gently, tease ur finger in dont just ram it in there. kinda point towards where your dick would me, and gently and slowly make a 'come here' motion with your finger. in a couple of minutes youll start to feel it.
>youll start to go harder and rougher and youll leak pre but you wont cum. eventually youll just jack off and blow a gigantic load.

this is accurate

use a toothbrush!
if you plan on using the tooth brush again, wrap it in a condom.

or a hairbrush, or the back of a plunger, or a sharpie marker, or any vaguely phallic object that you figure won't rupture your rectum.

i get the urge every once in a while and usually cum all over the fucking place once i'm done, but immediately regret washes over me because my ass now feels weird and removing whatever is inside it always feels uncomfortable. then i'm sated for a couple of months or whatever until i feel like doing it again.

petroleum jelly works fine but its kinda gross. do it in the shower. coconut oil is fucking on point if you have it. it eats through condoms but its all i use with girls i bareback.

im gonna be the one that dies with my thumb in my ass

>lotion is meant for external use only
this so hard.

i made the mistake of using lotion one of my first times when i was like 12.

the lotion has to come out, and your body will NOT react to it kindly. worst shitting of my life 0/10 would not recommend

You'll need a prostate dildo to do anything. Fingers won't do it. It will make you cum like crazy. It makes you reach the climax but doesn't go over.