Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Show us a happy face edition

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>Very tired mobile claim

But I made one!

I completely agree! Something about their high energy always makes me smile.

AY YO HOALDUP BOI

>claim

Go to sleep soon dude?

Night!

Nah I just went maybe about 100 yards out into the water for about 30 min then come back in

Fuck I'm confused

Perfect timing

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if you're here user, im deeply sorry, and i didn't want to hurt you....
kagami claimed!!!
i feel the same!!! it's better to have 3 or 4 friends you can really confide in, then a bunch that you have no attachment too
that and i hate to hurt people....

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Just quick enough to beat Rory

>That's not very nice
You've got a good point, maybe I should end that differently.
Any ideas?

Shiragami Youko claimed.
>Show us a happy face edition

RIP Rory

>I call next thread

0.8 dollars a gram for low quality compressed weed, good weed is betweed 2.5 and 3 dollars the gram, my country is Argentina, also I'm from Argentina and my english is not perfect

youtu.be/DfjX3ZVUb38

Because no one needs to sleep anymore
Barely. Just barely.
Have a smug eating face.

I'm an author, as long as I get what I need to get written done, I need not care about what time I wake up. Unless of course, I have to present to my father's class.

Milinda claim

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Not too bad. Sore from my failure of a run this morning. Otherwise not too bad.

Still, if you dont swim often, that is kinda a lot. Glad you had fun with it though.

>Battle Axes
That sounds rad. It was most likely the latter reason. If he wanted friends why not uh I don't know not be a niglet piglet.

Who won?

Wew, thank you.

Lel, a magician never reveals their secrets~

Why is this so funny?

Sleep well man.

Like what? I just come up with words that have no meaning.

Do it, the worst she could say is no (hopefully). Obviously you tried to do it but there were complications what's so hard about that? Besides they should now how work hours are, I'm sure they've worked fucked hours themselves.

Oh yeah time to get pumped.

Sleep well.

>Best idol claimed

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happy face
nyarko claimed

A ship was born yesterday, permitted by Rory himself
The shipmates are myself and Squid (Ika)
>that's pretty much all you need to know

Jibril claim

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>rattle

When it comes to friends, quality over quantity is the best option in my opinion.

I actually really enjoy that picture.

I see.
I figured it had to be somewhere that wasn't America, because weed here runs more than that. Also, assuming you were the guy whose typing I ridiculed, I sincerely apologize, I was unaware of the circumstances and should not have been so quick to judge.

here

Very very true.

nice one, here have this

i just went through an 849 picture album on imgur for mobile and i ended up downloading only 42 of them
i still have no clue where my glasses are fucking kill me

Gunslinger(enter edgy number here)
Zer0 Hour
Enzero/Enzer0

Joke names
XxKiritoxX(random number here)
TwilighttSparkle
(Insertwaifu)IsMyWaifu

hello fellow Tomoko

yes!!! it's always the best to go through hard times with someone too, it really does test a relationship, and it makes you both stronger for it!!!

Your welcome ;)
Pic related I see... kek
Not even for me?

>Trip dubs checked
The truth in this statement is overwhelming...

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are you the one from 2 days ago?

however quantity over quality friends means massive parties with people you can fuck and forget later.
>not naming waifu
>dont want to be judged kek

Mate, quality over quantity as far as friends go is the best in everyone's opinion.

Noticed.
How are ya?

Adding this animu to my list.
I've seen enough pictures to know I'll probably enjoy it.

>Having to browse 849 pictures on a screen w/out glasses
Oh my god I'm so sorry.
Get on finding them, though.

Please make your next one xXaSSmAnXx

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It's OP homie

Nigga I had a blast!

Right!? It was one of those pool noodle things in shape of a battle axe. Only three and the 6 had to fight for it.
When we came back, the little guy said that he couldn't go far because his mom said he couldn't and we were like "oh yeah that's understandable" deep inside, we didn't want him near us. We know he'd ask for some more food with his hungry hungry hippo built ass.

You're an author? Sweet!

This makes the smug happy

claim mid league game

don't worry my spelling is shit in english, spanish and italian, for some reason I don't remember the exact way to writte lots of words and by the way, Argentina is in america lol

wasn't it yesterday ?
I'm half drunk while browsing

>failure of a run
You had an anime tier run, I wouldn't call it a failure!
She already wants me to move in, she knows how bad it is for me over here. It's more a matter of how much of my brothers stuff is in the garage and that we'd have to move a lot of it out. I think the only downside if I went to live over there would be I'd need to wear headphones most the time rather than my speakers.

youtube.com/watch?v=XWAfIH4LbUM
>I forgot where you left so I'm relinking things I think you missed
>Song speaks to me right now, despite never having smoked before

Hey there kyouko, how have you been?
This is the way strong human relations develop, and withstand the tests of time
Didn't even notice it, thanks
>Czeched

Or
XxxCunt_Destroyer69xxX
>shinoa

the thing is is that i dont remember if they got home or not
thats what im scared about

nice! its really fun if yu are into the light novel genre. buw i forgot to ask, what genre is jitsu wa watashi wa?

>fuck and forget later
Christ if I'm out looking to get laid, I usually make sure it's nobody I know, that way it won't affect my personal life.
>No need to fuck n' forget if you never remembered them in at all
Also
>Afraid of being judged on an anonymous image board

I meant North America, ya silly goose.
>that's a cute-ass waifu.

Fucking do it, mate.

Got Shinoa approval too~!
>happy smug best smug

> how have you been?
Pretty good I guess, can't really complain.
When nothing unexpected happens it's good enough for me.

You?

I bet! I wish I had friends to do stuff like that with... kek

Haha fair point. Shit was funny.

Not a problem Mami. How are you today?

I have static on my screen, problem seems to be the dvi plug on the videocard, any solutions or ideas?

Ooo I assume you're going to stick around?
>I claimed chelsea few times before for fun

I had a account (now banned) from when we hacked gtav something like XoXoToxicCockzXoXo

im gonna hit the sheets!!! good night everyone, and have sweet dreams, i wish for everybody's day to be awesome tomorrow!!
and user, please don't be hurt, it wasn't my intent

Everyone is quite a broad term to use. But I'll take it you are using hyperbole and leave it at that.

Yeah, I write for my father's lectures, the naval war college in RI, and in my personal novels.

im ok yourself?
hello
it may have been my memory sucks

A comedy romance with a whole bunch of monsters, hence the fangs on Shiragami.

>Five away from superget
>I'm in actually pain because of this
Have fun forking over the cash for new eyewear, Velma.
>Seriously though, check under everything, or get a friend to help
>pic related
>Hyperbole
Yup.

>I'm ok
Good to hear, then.
I'm doing okay, too!

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Smugs always are.
It is a good one.

Keeping the thread alive!

Nothing out of the usual on my end either. A normal life that I am content with! :3

Today's been busy, yet enjoyable. Yourself?

we share a lot in common then
ready to play and sit comfy next to each other ?

fuck now my screen has a fucking blue tone, makes it more relaxing but fuck my fucking life

>Image
How did I not see that..

Here

Thanks for the bigger size and better quality, mate!

may as well kill myself tbh because my mom JUST bought new glasses just a few weeks ago

MY DOG WAS BARKING IN HIS SLEEP

she is mine :)

hello that was a good game you did destroyed that viegar

I have quite a few happy faces.

>Enzero/Enzer0
I actually like those, would probably use it.

Haha, do people react to the brony ones?

When the time is right, of course~

Fuck that sounds fun, I'd love to hang with you guys. You all got lucky, he would followed your scent.

>hungry hungry hippo built ass
Gave me a giggle.

Then I'd say go for it, when you're ready of course. Could his stuff be packed away in a U haul or something? But then there's the fee. Having much better living conditions is worth that change.

Nah didn't hear this last night. Instead of the smoking message it could be interpreted into something else.

Sleep well.

Good to hear.

You're welcome, kek.

>MY DOG WAS BARKING IN HIS SLEEP
My dog does that too sometimes.

My pup barks in her sleep and wakes herself up.
It's funny as shit.

>JUST bought new glasses a few weeks ago
I have a nephew who I swear loses glasses within two weeks of purchase every time.

>share happy faces with me
>pic

Was after salty people but I actually get shit tons of friend requests post matches... SO disappointing

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pet him to let it know its fine and howl with him whenever you have the chance

Veigar is easy to destroy. Stun him while close.
>mfw I watch vids that most people would nope heavily at
youtu.be/OpY1afKn85I
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both of our waifus tend to loose theyr heads

Pretty much the same here. Went for a run. Got trapped in the rain. Now i'm just trying to find friends to play games with.

Sounds good my Idol

Well, you do live in Australia, so your used to them spooky spiders.
I can continue my happy face dump if it pleases you.
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Goodnight!

stop buying glases to him for a year, that's how i learnt how to take care of phones

I suppose they do :3

It would be, I agree. I'm gunna talk to her about it sometime this week. They can take the bed and shove it, I could just put my futon in there, even if it is a bit small, and have SOOOOOO much room!
Also, send help. I might have an addiction.

>Song I'm going to try and S next
youtube.com/watch?v=9RuWO0Ta7E4

>Makoto

chelsea how are you ?

Holy fuck that bearded dragon just fucking Godzilla'd that spider

Please do, I will reply with happy

Bloody shame about getting stuck in the rain, but what games are you looking to play?

I like the hyper-aggressive funnel webs.
Watch others involving the funnel web. I love that spider so much.
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A beautiful user name isn't it?

Remember that rory is also another ship master
>it's a cute smug!

I'm sure there's some people out there like that up in your state

Kek

Theyll comeback. I'm sure of it Goodnight anyways

Sounds epic. Write about your time in /waifu/ one day lol

As expected from m'smugger

Wew

My dachshund snores in her sleep

Normie life for ya
Came back to shore again hit getting hit in the nuts and fishes nibbling at our feet, we popped the trunk, I reach in the passenger seat for my gallon of water and Hispanic friend calmly told me "hey he's going for your beef jerky"

I turned around and see the little nigga about to walk away. Calmly in an adult manner, I told him that's stealing and it isn't right to steal from others. Especially if they're almost 10 years older than you who are also out of school. He apologized, put the bag back and went to wherever he came from. Even when looking out for him in the distance, we couldn't tell where his family were at

I'm the one who described how shitty my life is, so not very good, hopping for a better future, kicking my computers cables trying to fix the fucking monitor

ive never had a dog that barks in their sleep lol

how is your nephew not poor

alright

oh sorry was not here for that that sucks man

now i HAVE had dogs that snore

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cool any plans?
of course not
he was not very good

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>undecided

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>Not buying something won't help a klutz not lose shit

A lot of people get spooked by them.
I enjoy spiders, and since it's my policy not to kill living things as best I can, I always just escort them out of my house politely.
What happens to them next is up to nature. I do quite like them, and think they're fascinating.
>I just wish they respected my personal space, is all

>Never had a dog that barks in their sleep
My rats snore, as well. It's quite funny, but worrying sometimes, as they are prone to respiratory problems.

He's younger, about fifteen, so my sister helps pay for his glasses. He also does odd jobs to pay for most of the cost.

Kill yourself weebs