Be a 5 foot tall manlet who's wife is almost 6 feet tall

>be a 5 foot tall manlet who's wife is almost 6 feet tall
>wife is the breadwinner and works full time
>be stuck as a stay at home husband
>she makes you shave your body hair because "little guys like you look weird with hair"
>likes to rub my smooth legs when we cuddle at night

moonlight as twink

>tfw you actually got it made

>wife teases me for having the body of a middle schooler
>teases me when I try to have sex since i'm too small to actually move her during sex
>teases me because she likes it from behind as she stands up and i'm physically too small to actually do it

Joel, is that you?

This thread again.

Why didnt u just say

>tfw cuck

>my wife actually teases me because her co-workers constantly flirt with her
>went out for drinks with them once and her co-worker made fun of me for standing on my tiptoes to use a urinal
>now she teases me at how any of her co-workers would love to use me as a "chew toy" if I got between them and her

Lemme guess, this leads into a story about you being a cuck? Nice originality OP.

No I'm not Joel.
>actually get intimidated by bigger men but also turned on when they flirt with my wife like I'm not threat
>starting to wear her shoes
>i think she might be turning me into her little trap

She is into yaoi though...

Smooth butt buddy?

I've got a nice smooth butt. Unfortunately I don't have a pic of it just yet.

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For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
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She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
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In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
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While Desu is marching on

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

gibs me knee socks

phahaha, After all these years Sup Forums still manages to surprise me from time to time.

I'm joel wtf

Thank you for giving me something to be glad I'm not

> Unfortunately I don't have a pic of it just yet

Here enjoy a pic of my wife's ass

My dick is out, stop being a fag and show me your boypussy